Wang Shugui was puzzled that an army of 30,000 people could not wipe out a hundred bandits. In the end, they were beaten to pieces and fled back to Wen Shichang in embarrassment. He was aware of the incompetence of Wen Shichang.

Why did Zhao Xiaogao, who had a heavy responsibility, become a loser? He and Pan You'an were both eunuchs, and they were both fakes. Why couldn't he compare to Pan You'an? Fortunately, Zhao Xiaogao escaped from the mountain with his superb martial arts and saved some face.

He sent Zhao Xiaogao back to the inner palace that day because he knew the empress was still waiting for him!

In addition, he also knew that there was a female general in the village. She was the girl of the dead General Cao. How could two more of them appear inexplicably all at once? It was really a disaster. After several campaigns on the mountain, it was not successful.

Suddenly he thought that the little eunuch had sneaked into Langdang Mountain not long ago, and he had also sent troops to attack the mountain, but he later kicked the camp away. Could it be that in the middle...

The little eunuch is now fully fledged, and his best friends are everywhere in the government and the public. To shake him is beyond ordinary manpower and the only way is to use external force, external force, external force? Five years ago, because of border issues, I wanted him to die, but unexpectedly

But he was a blessing in disguise and got a lot of benefits. This time, he needed to think of a foolproof plan. Where is the burial place of the little eunuch? Suddenly he remembered that the day before yesterday, an urgent document was sent from the western border of 800 miles away, saying that there was collusion with the Northern Huns.

There are a total of eighteen small vassal states. They attacked the city and captured the land, seized Jiaguan, and successively destroyed the cities of Suzhou, Ganzhou, Liangzhou, etc. They will soon reach Jinchengguan, so why not take this opportunity to send the young eunuch to march to the west?

Then he recommended Zhao Xiaogao to be a general, responsible for logistics and escorting food and fodder. When necessary, he would cut off the young eunuch's food and starve him and his best friends to death in the vast desert to see how long his balls were.

Can you still have the ability to do it every day?

When Queen Wang saw Zhao Xiaogao running back unscathed, she was overjoyed and wanted to go forward and hug her, saying urgently:

"Gao'er, you miss me so much! Go and wash up quickly. I'll have someone prepare the banquet for you. Just make sure you come back safely. As for the victory or defeat on the battlefield, I don't care so much!"

Zhao Xiaogao did not dare to explain the details and hesitated for a long time before saying:

"Your Majesty, give me something else to do. From now on, I can no longer serve you by your side."

"What's wrong? You don't lack arms or legs. Why do you want to change your job?" the empress asked puzzledly.

"I don't have that kind of stuff anymore," Zhao Xiaogao lowered his head and said.

"What! You mean you asked someone to draw lots?" the empress exclaimed.

"It's not that the lot is completely clean, and, and..." Zhao Xiaogao muttered.

"Oh my god! So you still have some left?" The empress walked over anxiously and took off his belt and said, "Take off your pants and let me see."

As soon as Zhao Xiaogao's trousers were loosened, his trousers fell down to his ankles. The empress lifted up her robe and took a look, and was shocked: the chariot was still there, but the tall cannon was gone.

Cannonballs, without a firing mechanism, are better than nothing.

The empress burst into tears as if she were mourning her heir. Zhao Xiaogao either tried to persuade her or not, but stood aside like a child who had made a mistake. When the empress had cried enough, she wiped her tears and cursed:

"Why do these beasts, inferior to pigs and dogs, ruin people like this? What is the law of heaven? A scholar can be killed but cannot be humiliated. Rather than doing this, it is better to kill him with a single sword!"

Zhao Xiaogao lowered his head and muttered a few words in a low voice. The empress did not hear clearly and asked anxiously:

"What did you say?"

"That group of robbers said it," Zhao Xiaogao muttered.

"What did you say?" The empress chased after her.

"They said they were doing justice for heaven." Zhao Xiaogao was still hanging his head.

"Is this also called walking on behalf of heaven? Coaxing ghosts to go away!" the empress snorted disdainfully.

"They also said this is called Qing Junzi!"

"Bullshit, what does this mean to them? A bunch of bandits are still taking care of the royal family. No matter how long the camel's neck is, it can still eat the grass from across the mountain? What else are they talking about?"

"They said eunuchs should look like eunuchs. They said they had done a great thing for the emperor!"

"Okay, okay, I don't want to hear your nagging anymore, just do whatever you have to do!" Queen Wang waved her hand impatiently.

"Mother, shall I go back to my room?" Zhao Xiaogao asked pitifully.

"Your room, what room do you have in my middle palace? I feel sick when I think of you like that, you'd better stay away from me," Queen Wang scolded

"Your Majesty, you don't want to watch the programs I arranged anymore?" Zhao Xiaogao remembered that he still had a unique skill

"Who cares? You are said to be a man and you are missing something. You are said to be a eunuch and you still have two eggs. You are so nondescript. I told you that it is better for you to stay away from me. I am afraid! I will go to the theater in the future.

Just invite the troupe, no need to trouble you." Queen Wang looked like she was rejecting people thousands of miles away.

"Empress, who do you want me to go to?" Only then did Zhao Xiaogao deeply feel that the world is in a bleak state and people's hearts are not as good as they used to be.

"Go find Pan You'an! Isn't he the chief eunuch in the palace?"

"He won't kill me?" Zhao Xiaogao secretly complained incessantly.

"That's a matter between you eunuchs and has nothing to do with me. Go away!" After saying that, the Queen turned and went to bed.

Zhao Xiaogao knew the empress's temper and it was useless to talk any more, so he had to go back to his room, grab a few important things, and left the palace to find Pan You'an.

Naturally, the little eunuch had to accept it. When a person is in trouble, no matter what he has done in the past, he will be able to get over it if he turns over this one. He heard about the fact that Zhao Xiaogao was operated on by Lin and Qi right away.

He couldn't tell whether he was happy or sympathetic. He and Zhao Xiaogao were both fakes and had experienced the same thing, but the results were completely different. He thought about it and arranged for him to go to the garden to water the flowers. This job was free and allowed him to rest.

Make up your mind to take a hard look at what he has done during this time.

When Zhao Xiaogao heard that the young eunuch asked him to plant flowers, he was very unhappy. He thought that Pan Youan was seeking revenge. Although he himself was gentle and charming, and surrounded him, he sent him to a place far away from women. He knew clearly: Although

He no longer needs a woman physically, but he still needs a woman psychologically. He is different from other eunuchs in that he has one more thing.
Chapter completed!