"Dr. Koller-Huber became a 'urinary tester after the Bayern Munich game four times in a row, and I was randomly checked four times in a row. 18 people signed up for the competition, why do I always do it every time?"
Kahn continued, "I gave him a cup of urine respectfully. He turned around and said he didn't see it, so he asked me to urinate again. I'm not a veil, so I'll twist it and say
"Pee" just "urinate", how easy is it? I am old and my prostate is not good. I have been for a few hours or hours, and I don't want to take a sip of water, and I have to let me urinate again. Poor old man, I
"I can't pee!"
"I said I was covered in sweat, and I was wet and Leng Bingbing wanted to take a shower first. OK, he sent someone to stand beside the shower head to monitor me in the shower. You have been washed from the beginning by a big man without blinking his eyes.
Did you know what it was like to be a prisoner?”
"My family waited for me outside the court for four hours, just waiting for my second piss. The second piss that Dr. Kohlershuber insisted on asking for. Finally, he had half a cup again.
I also thought I had splashed my urine on his face. God, I wanted to put such a precious bubble of urine into the cellar and treasure it. How could I be willing to splash him?"
Dr. Koller Huber, UEFA Doctor, said: "There is a urinary surveillance in the urine test room. Kahn said he couldn't urinate for the time being. I said I could wait, and then he was inexplicably
He disappeared in the surveillance. When he appeared again, he was holding a full bubble of urine in his hand."
"I told him that this did not meet the regulations and I had to urinate again. Kahn said he couldn't urinate, and I said I could wait."
"A few hours later, he brought the second piss and placed it heavily on the table in front of me, and some spilled out. I told him that if more spilled out, the portion would be insufficient.
I have to go to pee again. I told him that I am not in a hurry and can wait."
"So Kahn got angry. He took out the first bubble of urine from the test room and poured it on the wall. The bubble of urine was very full and yellow, and some of it was splashed on the information on the table. Fortunately, it was a good thing
The information is doubled. Some of it splashed into my eyes and mouth."
This is what happened after Bayern and Real Madrid. Dr. Kahn and Dr. Koller-Huber both made a right. UEFA ruled the day before yesterday: Kahn insulted the "urinary" doctor and fined 20,000 Swiss francs and 12,000 yuan.
More than a thousand euros, one game of the Champions League was suspended. Kahn was busy apologizing to Dr. Kohlershuber in the newspaper a week ago, but he failed to recover UEFA's penalty decision.
In this game against Milan, Bayern will be out of the game, with more than one player absent from goalkeeper Kahn, and midfielder Dutchman Van Bomel also banned.
Originally, Van Bomel was suspended for two games and happened to miss the two rounds of the match with Milan. Van Bomel first scored 23 in the first round with Real Madrid and retained hope, and made an umbrella to the Real Madrid fans at the Bernabeu.
Gesture. This gesture is the same as the middle finger, which is insulting and obscene, but Van Bomel was not punished on the spot.
In the second round, he had a conflict with Real Madrid midfielder, and Mali's Mohamed Diyala was both sent off.
Van Bomel and Diara are old enemies. They have been in the Eredivisie since they were in Eredivisie. At that time, they were sent off for conflicts on the court. Later, Diara went to Ligue 1 Lyon.
Van Bomel went to Barcelona. The two teams met in the Champions League and were both sent off twice. Now this is the third time, and this revenge seems to be unsolved.
A while ago, UEFA announced that Van Bomel had two crimes and was fined 10,000 Swiss francs, which made Real Madrid and Bayern very dissatisfied. Real Madrid believe that Van Bomel should be suspended immediately after the first round. He was fine in the second round, and Real Madrid might not have ended up losing 12 and being eliminated.
Bayern believes that UEFA's basis is insufficient. At this time, conspiracy theories are everywhere because the biggest beneficiary of these two bans is Milan, and many people think that Milan has fallen into it.
In fact, there is a good personal relationship between Milan and Bayern Munich, and the two clubs often cooperate with each other in Europe to help each other. This time, when Bayern appealed for Van Bomel's suspension, Milan made efforts in it, and Van Bomel's final stop There are still two games, but the second game can be suspended in a European match within one year. That is to say, when the two teams play at Allianz Stadium in the next round, Van Bommel can come back.
Milan and Bayern had 8 matches in the Champions League, with Milan having an absolute advantage in 5 wins, 2 draws and 1 loss, especially in March last year in San Siro's second round of the Champions League 116 final last season, Milan beat Bayern 41 to the horse, and Jiuye was in the second round of the Champions League 116 last season. Zagi left Bayern helpless, kicking twice, Kaka and Shevchenko added icing on the cake. In that game, the piglet was punished by Magath to be transferred to the youth team and did not participate.
"I see that you and Qian Ruogou have been together for so long, and I think you should talk about marriage. I have prepared all the red envelopes for you. Why do you say it will be apart?" On the plane, Zhuo Yang Ask the piglet.
After the six swordsmen separated from Madiburg, in addition to the tragic single dog Zhuo Yang and the old couple, the other four brothers changed their girlfriends shortly afterwards. However, it took more than two years and three years. In the past, the piglet, who seemed the most fickle at the time, has never picked flowers again. She has always held hands with supermodel and actor Anime Siroutiji. The combination of Sirou and Bastian is even better than Borrelo in international football. Beren Rodriguez's two combinations are much more famous.
Although Xiaozhu has always loosened his belt and stole fish in nightclubs and other occasions, he and Qianruo have always maintained the show of love in the media as a golden boy and a jade girl. In the past two years, his second brother Montolivo has basically Once in half a year, grandpa Mertesacker is a year a day. Even the most honest butcher De Jong has broken up with Louis Figo's distant cousin Erica Alba, and he will follow his beloved high school girl again. .
However, the butcher no longer disturbed those innocent high school girls, but instead targeted the little girl who didn't go to school well. In the photo the butcher sent Zhuo Yang, the girls were wearing ghost makeup on their faces, and they were perming their heads and cigarettes in their mouths. He was holding a bottle of wine in his hand, and the skin exposed on his clothes was full of mess.
The butcher explained to Zhuo Yang that he was representing God to influence them, to make these girls turn back and become good girls, to get rid of Satan's temptation and return to God's holy bath. He listened to Zhuo Yang. He was very moved, and then he asked the butcher: "Are these girls happy?"
"It's so fucking satisfying!"
"Zhuo Yang, you know, I really wanted to marry Qianruo last year, and thought about waiting for a while, but this year I felt like it was gone." Xiaozhu said: "There is no big conflict, it's just Xiao There are frequent quarrels in matters. Time will really wipe out the passion and patience between each other. You know, you don’t want to tolerate each other when you are too familiar with each other.”
"Young Master, you're tired of playing with each other!"
"The words are rough but not rough, and the meaning is probably the same."
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