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Chapter 436 The pocket bike wears the crotch

Perhaps it was because of Bonera who was already in the locker room. Although Sissoko stubbornly insisted on continuing to compete, Sissoko, who still had an awkward knee joint, failed to keep up with Zhuoyang this time. He looked like an immortal soul throughout the game.
He was so entangled with Zhuo Yang that he couldn't catch up at this time.
Ji Taozi also made a contribution. Although he knew that Zhuo Yang would not pass the ball to him, Taozi still did not hesitate to make a straight and diagonal air cut with Zhuo Yang. He successfully blocked Noceri who was trying to intercept Zhuo Yang.
promise.
Stendardo and Jiaojiao Chiellini were misaligned in defense one after another. Zhuoyang took advantage of the momentary hesitation between the two of them to make the tackle while dribbling the ball at high speed, and used a zigzag pace to move the grain and cotton.
, three feet touched the ball and passed through it like lightning.
When Zhuo Yang passed by, the future barrister Stendardo left three scratches on Zhuo Yang's neck with his slender fingers. Although she was always criticized for turning around, Jiaojiao still bravely turned around and faced Zhuo Yang.
Yang chased after him.
There is only one Buffon in the penalty area in front of Zhuo Yang.
Buffon no longer expected Zhuoyang to give up teasing him. He quickly lowered his center of gravity while attacking quickly, and his mind was predicting at high speed which direction Zhuoyang would make a fake move toward him, and in which direction he should tease him.
As the number one goalkeeper in world football today, Buffon is aware of the shooting habits of all types of forwards. Technical forwards who like to tease goalkeepers will start to make moves three steps in front of the goalkeeper. Whether it is fake or real, this position is the most reasonable.
, Zhuo Yang is no exception.
Sure enough, when he was three steps away from Buffon, Zhuo Yang changed his dribbling rhythm, and in the blink of an eye his legs continuously circled the football. This may be the fastest and smallest movement on a bicycle or a pocket bike.
Buffon had to be shaken. He lowered his body again and adjusted his center of gravity to his left side because he predicted that Zhuoyang would pass him from this side after his fake move.
However, Buffon thought too much. Zhuoyang stepped on the pocket bicycle and directly poked the ball with his toes. The speed was not fast at all, and the ball passed under Buffon's open crotch in a leisurely manner. The temperature is very low today, Buffon
I felt like my crotch was so cold that it penetrated my bones and my prostate was frozen.
For such a big man, with such long legs, and with such a low center of gravity, a green leather train can naturally pass between his legs, let alone a football.
Passing through Buffon's crotch, the football took a slow stroll and rolled into the goal line like a joke. It lost momentum and stopped before it hit the net. But before it entered, Zhuo Yang had already spread his arms and ran away. No
He had no contact with Buffon, who was slowly falling on his back, nor did he touch any of Jiaojiao's clothes as he was chasing after her at lightning speed.
In the 903rd, Zhuoyang scored twice with his second shot of the game, AC Milan 3:3 Juventus. Under adversity, he equalized the score in stoppage time, which is more satisfying than a mediocre victory.
The Milanese maintained their third position in the standings in the away game and also maintained their unbeaten streak this season.
The game was over, and the referee blew the final whistle as soon as the ball resumed. Before the game ended, the numbers of both sides became equal. Stendaldo scratched Zhuo Yang's neck and drew blood.
, the referee did not forget to give him a yellow card after the ball was scored. Then he protested and spoke rudely to the referee and was given two yellows and one red.
The Juventus people were helpless when they watched the game end and the Milanese people gathered around happily. They all saw that Zhuoyang was not in good condition today. He only found two shooting opportunities in the game, which really hurt his goal.
The reputation of the Demon King.
But things in the world are so elusive. When the two teams met for the first time at San Siro in the first half of the season, Zhuo Yang, who was in great condition, took nine shots from the AC Milan team, but failed to score any. All of them were ruthlessly blocked by Buffon. Today
Zhuoyang, who was not in good condition, only hit two shots, but he penetrated twice. Buffon seemed to be fake.
Who can I talk to to reason with you?
"Do you still feel pain on your neck? Let's apply some medicine first." Maldini was concerned about the bloody claw marks on Zhuo Yang's neck.
"It's okay, it doesn't hurt much." Zhuo Yang touched the wound with the palm of his hand, and there was a trace of blood in his palm. "Team Cavalry, this is our 19th draw. It breaks the record. It's a bit like that."
With this tie, AC Milan's number of draws this season has reached 19, breaking the previous single-season record of 18 draws held by Inter Milan. This is obviously not a glorious record, and there are still five rounds to come.
Competition, who dares to say that this record will not continue to expand?
"Oh - let's just record it, it's better than losing this game." Maldini sighed, but there was no hint of displeasure.
After 33 rounds, AC Milan ranked third with 61 points, and Juventus ranked fourth with 60 points. The good news is that Inter Milan, the leader, is also tied. They now have 71 points. The bad news is that Roma won the game, with 66 points.
AC Milan, who is trying to sit back and watch two others, is a bit arrogant.
The original goal of the league was to secure four places and compete for two. Among them, securing the fourth place was due to the recent lack of performance of rival Fiorentina. AC Milan no longer had any pressure. They had to win over Juventus and sit in third place. After that, the club set its sights on Roma's second place.
Top position.
The top two teams in Serie A can directly participate in the Champions League, while the third and fourth teams must first go through a two-round knockout qualifying round. Although the qualifying rounds are not as difficult as the knockout rounds in the main draw, what if? You are not lucky.
If we draw another team from a declining aristocratic team, who can say that we are sure of winning in such a one-on-one elimination that is very random?
Whether they can enter the Champions League main draw is purely the difference between heaven and hell for the wealthy clubs. Why not make the road to heaven smooth?
Speaking of the Champions League, now that the two major European cups have entered the semi-finals this season, AC Milan has become the only one in Serie A as always. Roma, the only remaining player in the Champions League, also fell to Manchester United with a total score of 0:3 in two rounds.
Next, although they failed to avenge last season's 1:7 humiliation, to be honest, Roma's ability to break into the quarterfinals is very worthy of praise.
In the semi-finals of the Champions League, there was another three-team battle with Lu Bu. After Manchester United, Liverpool defeated Arsenal 5:3 in two rounds in a Premier League civil war and entered the semi-finals of the Champions League for the third consecutive year. Chelsea played 3-3 in two games:
2 eliminated Turkey’s Fenerbahce, the dark horse of this season’s Champions League. In the second round, Ribery scored the crucial second goal.
Last year Lu Bu was AC Milan, this year it is Barcelona. Barcelona eliminated Bayern Munich twice 1:0. Xiaozhu felt that he was really screwed. Barcelona did not play in the two rounds. Ronaldinho and Messi did not play.
, Messi is recuperating from his injury, and Ronaldinho is said to be recuperating from his injury, but in fact, his condition is so bad that he can't even fight. He said that he is recuperating to look good.
In the semi-finals, Manchester United vs Barcelona, ​​Chelsea vs Liverpool. Grandpa Per Mertesacker and Scar Ribery met again to make a bet, betting on who would reach the final and who would win the championship.
The little pig said: You know there are no tigers in the mountains.
The second brother said: I left a rose. Do you know that it is the prosperity of the world?
The butcher said: Well, there is no problem with Zhuo Yang, it just depends on which one of you will compete with him for the European Super Cup in August.
Chapter completed!
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