Chapter 118 Ibrahimovic's thoughts on Taekwondo
After returning to Barcelona, Zhuo Yang felt much more relaxed.
The flight has not returned to normal yet, and the return journey is still a bus that can be a big hit. Although the game was lost, it was only the first half of the semi-finals. Everyone was full of confidence in the battle at Camp Nou, and the fight after the game can be considered to be a complete victory.
Victory. Men, after all, they are professional players with vigorous male hormones, so they naturally talk about it very much.
Along the way, the men in Barcelona were very excited to chat, and the defeat in the game did not affect everyone's emotions. Only the protagonist and the second male lead who fought seemed to be indifferent and did not participate much.
For Zhuo Yang, fighting is not a problem at all. He was still depressed by the scene that happened in the stands. Ibrahimovic felt that he had not fought well. Even though he was full of knowledge, Taekwondo techniques, he could only be blind like a shrew when he came to the end.
Jiba scratched and scratched.
Ibrahimovic has never fought much, but his Taekwondo black belt is indeed true. Moreover, practicing Taekwondo for many years has made Ibrahimovic extremely well-organized, so he is so big, but he is not inferior in terms of movement flexibility.
Giving a 1.7-meter-long 'subter' can also make many difficult moves on the court, such as scorpion swinging its tail, all thanks to his practice of Taekwondo.
But why can't Ibrahimovic's Taekwondo be used in actual combat? On the one hand, it is related to his few fights, and on the other hand, it is mainly because the Taekwondo sport has been completely differentiated. The Taekwondo competitions that everyone sees in the Olympics are actually not very enjoyable, but
The competitive nature of it cannot be ignored, and it is completely different from the elegant and elegant Taekwondo in the gyms on the streets and alleys.
It is said that Taekwondo originated very early. Anyway, the Koreans originated very early, equivalent to the sun and the moon. It was not until 1955 that the name "Taekwondo" was officially established.
Later, in order to promote Korean culture and increase the country's presence in the world, the South Korean government carefully packaged Taekwondo and planned to push it to the whole world.
Why not promote anything else? Go is as thick-skinned as Koreans, and they dare not take away the beauty of the Chinese cultural circle; tea art is also willing to be the Japanese. So, either Taekwondo or Kimchi, so...
All kung fu has to start with boring basic training, such as strength, endurance and speed, barbell rope jumping and pulling device, which boxer does not have to do tens of thousands of times a day without just one punch. These extremely boring training block the vast majority of ordinary people
People will become more interested, let alone the painful and cruel practical training stages afterwards.
In order to promote Taekwondo, especially Taekwondo promoted in the West, Koreans omitted all these thresholds and designed the movements to be extremely beautiful. Let's see who jumps high and who can spread their legs, and jump up and turn a few more circles.
The circle is awesome. In addition, many cultural and etiquette elements have been added, making the promotional Taekwondo a low-threshold and high-quality dance-oriented sports close to the masses.
In the world, Taekwondo is the most famous kung fu now, surpassing chese �
Of course, Taekwondo, who wants to participate in the Olympics, is another way of playing, and the gap between the two is like football and playing cards.
He is famous and his movements are exaggerated. Taekwondo is indeed very terrifying, especially ordinary people. After all, they will hit your face with just a lift, so most Taekwondo practitioners regard themselves very high. Ibrahimovic is like this.
Ibrahimovic often fights with people in his mind. If I kick you like this, you can't avoid it. Then I kick you like that and then I will go back and forth..., invincible.
If fighting is a language art, and it is important to talk, learn, and sing, then Ibrahimovic can completely defeat Zhuo Yang, and can fight the entire five major leagues alone, taking to Eredivisie.
Ibrahimovic, a master of theory and mind kung fu, is almost thirty years old. He has not fought with people more than five times since he can remember, but he has defeated everyone in his mind. So Ibrahimovic likes it very much.
Make a spell of a master of kung fu in daily life.
Everyone was joking together, and Ibrahimovic often pretended to be angry, and stared at him with his beard and eyes. Although he was just pretending to be angry, everyone felt boring after more times, and the meaning of making a living was too strong.
Ibrahimovic also likes to show up in front of others. He can fix his feet ten centimeters in front of your eyes, without moving at all, Shang Geyun is very stylish. Zhuo Yang is annoyed by him if he loves to show up so much.
Ibrahimovic is 195 tall, but his upper body is the same size as the 175-year-old man. This guy has very long legs, and his hips are as good as the chest of ordinary people. With his exaggerated long legs, there is no need to pull the ligaments open.
, just lift it casually and you will be able to reach the height of someone else's pedal.
One day in November last year, when everyone was training in Ganbo Sports City, Ibrahimovic showed off his black belt-level side kick in front of Zhuo Yang, and opened his posture and frosted his soles before Zhuo Yang's face.
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Zhuo Yang was a little annoyed when he was old, so he suddenly raised his legs and rode out of thin air. He pressed his feet against Ibrahimovic's calves and raised him up one foot.
Ibrahimovic's left leg is rooted on the ground, and the right leg forms a tight and tension-filled triangle with it. The triangle is the most stable form in nature, so Ibrahimovic is stretched very steadily, but he can't stand the crotch.
"It's too...high...high...high..." The voices became sharp.
It was not until he couldn't make a sound that Zhuo Yang let go, and since then Ibrahimovic never made any Taekwondo score in front of him.
I was like this again in the passage last night with Etoo. Zhuo Yang kicked Matrazi angrily. The continuous leg attack made Ibrahimovic feel relaxed and happy. I was the best at this thing!
In the realm of Ibrahimovic's mental kung fu, his attack was as fast, accurate and ruthless as Zhuo Yang in front of him, and even more than that. As for Zhuo Yang's various skills of playing, Ibrahimovic actually couldn't understand it at all.
He could not see that every time Zhuo Yang lifted his leg, he was the most reasonable attack at present, and he walked the shortest route.
Etoo was not sure about the right thing, and just made Ibrahimovic's interest find a catharsis. However, as soon as the two horses met, Ibrahimovic still couldn't use any tricks, just like at Victor Stadium and Van der Fat, Sne
The same as the War of the Three Kingdoms in Germany.
In fact, the reason is very simple. Ibrahimovic is good at the flow of consciousness in his mind, but when the two armies are in a fight, they have to rely on their physical functions to react. To be honest, if it weren't for the person who was fighting in the channel, Ibrahimovic would not be
Etoo's opponent.
Ibrahimovic was depressed at this time, because he was upset. He passed the process in his mind again, annoying why he didn't do this when he was there, and why he didn't do this after that...
Zhuo Yang almost slept all the way, wearing headphones to isolate the lively atmosphere in the bustling atmosphere of the bustling bus. The half-dream and half-awake along the way made up for his lack of sleep over the past few days.
After returning to Barcelona, despite the tight schedule, Guardiola decided to take a day off tomorrow and start the 34th round of La Liga with Jerez after resuming training the day after tomorrow. Fortunately, this round is home, otherwise Jerez was approaching Gibraltar.
It is the southernmost part of Spain and another ten-hour drive from Barcelona.
Maya checked a scene on the stage, allowing Zhuo Yang to split Rosenneli from his heart, but after returning to Barcelona, the news that came the next day filled his heart with warmth, because all the old friends from Milan were
Stand out.
Chapter completed!