Chapter 245 Setting a record for stewed seagulls
Although it is his first time to participate in the Asian Cup, Zhuo Yang thinks that the Asian Cup is very irregular and the Chinese team always scores some inexplicable goals.
In the first group match, Zhang Linpeng scored a suspected own goal. In the second game, it was simply an own goal, and it was an assist from the referee. Zheng Zhi's goal in the quarterfinals was not even known to him. Before The Chinese team scored a total of 5 goals in the four games, and 3 of them were so weird and really unseemly.
Today, with a 0:3 deficit, Zhuo Yang scored another birdie goal.
Today, Australia adopted a 12-split full-court guard against Zhuoyang. Two people were assisting in defense according to their positions, and one was closely guarding the whole court. The person who did this job that cost thousands of dollars was Karl, a player from Grosseto in Serie B. ·Valery.
The 27-year-old Valery used to be from Inter Milan. Even though he is now in Serie B, Valery squeezed Vincenzo Guerrera, Australia's number one defensive midfielder in Australia's golden generation, out of the national team. From Zhuo Yang's point of view, Valery is naturally far from first-class, but because he has been immersed in Italian football for many years, his footwork when defending a shot is still quite good.
In the first seventy minutes, Zhuo Yang hit the goal nine times, all of which came back in vain. Although it was not entirely Valery's credit, he did interfere with Zhuo Yang's several kicks. When Zhuo Yang was in the arc, After finally getting rid of the entanglement of Jedinak and Emerton from the outside, when he tried hard to shoot the tenth goal, he still encountered interference from Valery's lightning-quick kick.
Zhuo Yang knew that he had such a skill, so he specially emphasized the word "quick". Fast also means rushing, and the movements are naturally not sufficient. As soon as the shot was fired, Zhuo Yang knew that it was not possible because the power was not enough and the angle was more difficult. Not to mention a cunning move, the ball went straight to Schwarzer standing in the center of the goal without any deviation, and it was the goalkeeper's favorite ball to receive.
The football flew straight towards Schwarzer. The 39-year-old goalkeeper had already positioned himself on his horse and made a Tai Chi yin and yang ball movement with both hands. The ball was foolproof.
Suddenly, a black-headed gull that mistakenly entered the court swept across from the penalty area at low altitude and collided with the football at high speed one meter in front of Schwarzer. In an instant, white feathers flew all over the sky, like a cluster of white cherry blossoms exploding.
For Zhuoyang and Schwarzer, the speed of the football is not high, but for a seagull that is ignorant of flying, it is no different than a grenade. The ball collides with the bird, and the football immediately changes direction and passes Schwarzer. It plunged headlong into the stable net nest, and the poor black-headed gull suddenly interrupted its reckless voyage and fell limply on the turf. It didn't even have time to utter a whine, leaving only a rain of petals in the air.
Schwarzer kept rubbing the Tai Chi ball with his hands, looking blankly at the seagulls on the grass in front, and then turned his head to look at the football in the net behind, at the seagulls, and at the football.
Zhuo Yang rushed to the black-headed gull in surprise, and saw that the originally beautiful bird now looked like a plump mountain chicken, motionless on its back with its belly facing the sky, and its neck showed a sad and twisted angle. Not only did the unknown black-headed gull end His own flight also ended the gorgeous bird life.
Zhuo Yang held his head with both hands and made an incredible gesture. In the 74th minute of the game, he kicked a black-headed seagull to death on the court.
Huang Bowen shouted: "It's shit, it's shit, the captain is shit..." Zhuo Yang still held his head in his hands.
Zheng Zhi gave Huang Bowen a spoon on the head. "What do you mean the captain is dead? The bird is dead!"
"Chop, chop, bird poop..."
Zhuo Yang still held his head with his hands and had a horrified look on his face.
Yu Hanchao picked up the seagull by its legs and looked at it carefully: "Oh, it's really fat, it's such an unlucky thing."
Zheng Zhi comforted Zhuo Yang: "Captain Zhuo, don't blame yourself. You are not to blame for this. I didn't say that, if you deliberately kick it, there is no way! It's too late..."
"Dazhi, I want to ask something." Zhuo Yang put down his hand. "I have eaten Huadiao chicken, but I have never eaten Huadiao seagull. Do you have any good Cantonese cooks who are more familiar with it?"
Zheng Zhi: "..."
Yu Hanchao is a clever guy: "Captain, Brother Zheng, I'll lift this thing down first, let the team doctor keep it, and then go back and stew it."
Huang Bowen was excited again: "The shit is not good. If you want to bleed on the spot and slaughter it, you have to slaughter the captain."
Zhuo Yang raised his hand and gave Huang Bowen a slap on the back of the head: "Why don't you go and pick up the ball!"
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The score was 3:1. The Australians could only complain. Schwarzer looked at the white feathers falling in front of the goal and felt panicked.
After the Chinese team restarted, under the constant pursuit of McKay and Robbie Cruz, Yu Hanchao returned the ball to Huang Bowen behind, and Xiao Huang met the ball with a long pass to find Zhuo Yang. McKay was halfway forward. With a flying kick, he changed the direction of the football and flew towards the Australian backcourt sideline. Zhuoyang had no choice but to chase after him, but he probably couldn't catch up.
Also chasing Zhuo Yang is Valery. He is not chasing football, he is chasing Zhuo Yang. However, neither Valery nor Zhuo Yang is the person closest to the expected route of football. Old goalkeeper Schwarzer is more likely Get it first before they do.
No one got it! Although the football was very slow when it rolled to the sideline, Schwarzer's old arms and legs were not as fast as Zhuo Yang. He and Zhuo Yang arrived at the same time, but they could only watch the football slowly roll. Out the sideline.
Valery stopped and McKay touched it. It was a sideline ball from the Chinese team. All he had to do was wait and keep an eye on Zhuoyang. Schwarzer was too far away from the goal. The old man turned around and hurried home. trot.
Zhuoyang rushed to the sideline without stopping at all. He directly chased the football outside the field, picked it up and threw it into the field. At this time, his teammates did not have time to get into position in the frontcourt. Zhuoyang quickly fired the sideline ball and aimed it at Schwarzer Kuanda. I learned this trick from the NBA.
Schwarzer felt something hit his back. When he looked back, Zhuoyang just raised his leg and lobbed the ball from a long distance. The football crossed a rainbow bridge over the Persian Gulf, and the bridge's return path was the goal.
Even though Schwarzer jumped to protest, even though he had the heart to beat Zhuoyang to death, the rules allowed it, and he couldn't change the score to 3:2 even if he was angry to death. Schwarzer had forgotten the seagull two minutes ago, but His heart was even more blocked.
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Valery felt that he had to bear a lot of responsibility for this conceded goal, but he never thought that Zhuo Yang would be such a thief. He is a very responsible player, and he respects the old goalkeeper Schwarzer. Seeing this made his brother angry Valery felt guilty because he was so embarrassed. The guilt didn't matter, but he was distracted.
Zhang Xizhe passed the ball from the wing, and Zhuo Yang flew away from Valery who was not focused enough in the middle. He rushed to the top thirteen meters in front of the goal. The football burst into the net with violence. It said: Anyone who blocks me will die. .
What can we do in five minutes? The score has changed from 3:0 to 3:3 in five minutes. Do you think the Australians can still be calm?
In the 81st minute, Zhang Xizhe made another pass from the right. When Zhuo Yang volleyed the ball at the top of Australia's loose and empty arc to complete his fourth goal, even he felt incredible.
Chapter completed!