Chapter 28 Lao Tzu demolished Camp Nou
Watching the unlucky little Milito limping down, Guardiola's old face slowly turned gloomy. The team's defenders were simply cursed, Puyol was nowhere in sight, and Abidal was still nourishing his liver.
Thinking of letting the boss Xiao Milito warm up, he might be needed in the subsequent battles, but Zeng Xiao really couldn't hold up the wall.
The old friend Coffee Maxwell came on the scene, and the young player Fontas moved to the center to partner with Pique. Coffee was more honest than Pique, and not as thoughtful as Messi. He said: "Zhuo Yang, go have a drink after the game, finish it
I'll invite you to another date."
"Roll, roll, roll!"
"Quack quack..."
It is said in the play that there are no good people in Camp Nou.
After making Zhuoyang's joke, Coffee was not hesitant. Just three minutes after the kick-off, he pulled Almeria's defense on the wing of the midfield and made an accurate long pass to Zhuoyang to create a goal in the penalty area.
A chance to stand alone.
Almeria's Brazilian goalkeeper Diego Alves is not only good at saving penalty kicks, but also good at fighting people. He threw Zhuoyang to the ground in disgrace. The referee Gamez's whistle sounded, and Messi pulled Zhuoyang up.
Said: "You can take the penalty kick yourself."
"Stop talking nonsense! You should be quick, hurry up, hurry up!" Zhuoyang poked his left wrist with the index finger of his right hand, even though he was not wearing a watch.
During the four years Diego Alves played for Almeria, he encountered 17 penalty kicks in front of the goal, but his opponents only scored 5. He is a well-known penalty killer in La Liga. But Messi did not have diarrhea this time
, he pushed the lower left corner quickly and made the Brazilian goalkeeper guess the wrong direction.
Zhuoyang was anxious, but he knew that Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo had scored 28 goals before this round, while Messi had 27. Messi knew this very well.
The score became 1:1, and we were a little closer to the goal. But within a few minutes, Guardiola's brows were frowning like zippers. Bojan fell to the ground to tackle the opponent's full-back Antonio Luna in order to fight for the ball.
, courage is admirable, but after shoveling Luna's shit, Bo Yang curled up on the ground and grinned.
The team doctor, Mr. Pruner, ran onto the field with a box and sprayed and rubbed it. Bojan stood up and tried again, then sat back on the ground again. Pruner made a substitution gesture to the court. After the game,
After diagnosis, Bojan partially tore the cruciate ligament in his left knee and will be sidelined for 6 to 8 weeks. In other words, from an optimistic estimate, he can still make it to the Champions League final, if Barcelona can reach the final.
Pedro made an emergency appearance. The game had only played for about fifty minutes, and Barcelona had already been forced to use two substitutions. Guardiola is not afraid of losing, but is most afraid of injury. Fortunately, Xiaomi and Bojan are not the main players in the team.
, which made him breathe a sigh of relief again.
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The 20-year-old Thiago who started playing midfield today is the son of the famous Brazilian national team player Mazinho. I don’t know how. Mazinho is a 182cm strong man, but Thiago and his 17-year-old brother La
Feniadu is only 172, which is as if he is not his biological child.
However, in the corner kick in the 63rd minute, it was this little guy with 172 who scored Barcelona's go-ahead goal in the crowded penalty area, and he forced his head out of the middle of the penalty area. In this way, it is quite fantasy.
The point difference became 1, and Zhuoyang didn't seem to be in a hurry anymore. It had been over sixty fucking minutes, and he was so anxious that it was useless. So in the 74th minute, he received a 45° cross from Dan Erye and scored with a header to score the goal.
After it was rewritten to 3:1, he still had a dark face and no desire to celebrate.
Guardiola suddenly felt a little guilty. Although Zhuoyang's request to go home early seemed very unreasonable on the surface, it did not mean that he was a very simple and sincere person. He just liked it and did not hide it. Love and hate
Obviously, it seems a bit unreasonable for me to tease him like this.
Overflowing with emotions, Guardiola decided to let Zhuoyang go. He called Villa to prepare for his appearance. However, before Calabash Boy had finished handing in the form, Thiago, who had scored previously, limped towards this goal.
He also strained his thigh when two fingers kept circling him.
Your Majesty Mazinho is a famous tough man. He played three starts in one week as if for fun. Are you sure you are his biological son?
As a result, the substitution became Keita, and the three substitutions were used up. Guardiola gave Zhuo Yang an apologetic look from the air, and then for the third time he was glad that the injured person was not the main player of the team.
In fact, after running for about seventy minutes and sweating a few pounds, his anger was almost vented, and Zhuo Yang was no longer so anxious. Moreover, during the intermission just now, Kou Kou, who was watching the live broadcast, also asked him on the message
Play well, I didn't play very well today, brother Zhuoyang.
Who in the world dares to say that he doesn't play well? Then you kick one and let me see! Only Kou Kou dares to say this, and Zhuo Yang has to accept it humbly.
In the 85th minute, Zhuoyang scored a wonderful heel volley from the penalty area line, rewriting the score to 4:1. Everyone at Camp Nou stood up and applauded to pay tribute to him. Zhuoyang completed the pre-match speech to Guardio
Gua Ge smiled bitterly on the sidelines, feeling a little guilty.
In the 901st minute, Zhuo Yang stole Juanito in the frontcourt and sent Messi a through ball from the middle. Messi lived up to his hospitality and shot with his left foot to fix the score at 5:1.
This goal is very crucial, and it is very crucial for Messi personally, because in the game that started at the same time, Real Madrid defeated their strong rival Athletic Bilbao 3:0 in an away game. Ronaldo, who came on as a substitute in the second half, scored a goal.
The total number of goals in La Liga this season has reached 29, and Messi's goal also happens to be the 29th. The comparison between Yitian Sword and Dragon Saber is in full swing.
And what about our Zhuoyang? Ruyi Golden Cudgel scored 35 goals.
Real Madrid's 3:0 victory made Barcelona slightly disappointed. Although they were eight points ahead of Real Madrid, the overall situation has been decided but not yet completely decided. Everyone hopes that all the suspense will disappear as soon as possible. Athletic Bilbao is not a good team.
The former Barcelona man hopes that Biba can stop Real Madrid, and then he will go to the Bernabeu in the next round to complete the season double defeat against Real Madrid, and then it is really decided.
But the tenacious Real Madrid makes the next El Clasico still meaningful, and the game a week later will be worth six points.
However, it is not good news for Barcelona, but Zhuoyang is very happy. In Real Madrid's 3:0 score, Kaká, who returned from injury, scored twice in the starting lineup, although it was only two penalty kicks. Although apart from these two
His performance in penalty kicks was very average, but it was enough to make Zhuoyang and Kaka as happy.
Zhuoyang loves Kaka deeply. Of course, this love and his love for Kaka are two different things. You must not confuse them, otherwise you will be in trouble.
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"Zhuoyang, I'm really sorry. You did what you promised, but I broke my promise." Guardiola's apology was sincere. "I hope I can make it up to you if I have the opportunity."
"Pep, where does this start? As a member of the team, of course I must put the interests of the team first. I should put the game first at all times. I want to set an example for young players.
As the saying goes: As long as the mind does not slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties. When the team encounters ups and downs..."
Just now Guardiola thought Zhuo Yang was innocent and sincere, but now his hypocrisy made him want to vomit.
"Okay, okay, go back quickly. Her Highness the Princess is still waiting for you. However, once the fans leave, congestion in the surrounding area will be inevitable within an hour."
"Whoever is fucking driving right now is an idiot!" Zhuoyang jumped three feet high: "I'll go find Chairman Russell and ask him to fly me in a helicopter. If he doesn't agree, I'll tear down Camp Nou.
Chapter completed!