Sergio Ramos really doesn't understand. He is ignorant and thinks that men all over the world are the same and are all "stinky" men.
11 Genetic differences cause East Asians to have underdeveloped apocrine sweat glands, which results in the sweat containing various unsaturated fatty acids that can be decomposed by bacteria to produce foul odor, as well as wet and yellow earwax.
The only advantage of this group of genes is that the colostrum of lactating women will be richer. Therefore, in ancient times, Westerners had a relatively high survival rate of newborn babies, and there was no such thing as the "full moon" and "hundred days" that the Chinese are very grand about.
Body odor was first called "Hu odor" in China, which means the odor of barbarians.
Southern Europeans are better off, with only 80% of them being able to "make tourists drunk with the warm wind". Northern Europeans and Americans are in a worse situation, with more than 95% of people possessing the ancestral "murderous aura". However, they are also used to each other.
Well, have you ever seen a skunk dislike another skunk?
The biggest nonsense in the movie is that after a fierce fight, James Bond sneaked into the enemy's laboratory, and no one noticed what he could see when he turned around. In fact, the strong and pungent fragrance separated him.
Once you stand there, there is nothing to hide from. It is pure fantasy to think of being silent.
The essence of perfume invented by Westerners is to cover up and neutralize the stench emanating from the armpits. Just like high heels, it has something to do with fashion and nobility from the beginning. In the old days, rich people in Europe raised pigs, and pigs lived in the upper floors of their houses.
In order not to step on pig excrement every day, I got high heels.
Fortunately, the proportion of apocrine glands in Western women is lower than that of men. Coco did not follow this tradition, otherwise it would be really embarrassing. God always prefers heroines, and God is not exempt from vulgarity. He loves Christine Josephine
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Zhuo Yang sometimes also complained: Chinese players always seem to be out of touch in Europe, is it because they can't stand such a strong smell? Zhuo Yang himself also took a period of adaptation before he could smell the mixed body odor of perfume and sweat as if it was nothing.
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The world is a global village, and many Europeans now know that East Asians are 'covered in sweat', not just their armpits. It would be false to say that they are not envious. But Sergio Ramos really doesn't know
, so I was very confused.
Ramos had forgotten the real reason why he came to chat with Zhuo Yang, and just stared at Zhuo Yang stupidly. Think about it, two old men who are all naked and shaking their dicks are looking at each other so affectionately, how unsightly the scene is.
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It wasn't until Ramos insisted on pulling Zhuo Yang's arm away to sniff his armpits that Zhuo Yang laughed proudly, pulled him under his nozzle and passed through the water.
Ramos, who suddenly discovered the ninth wonder of the world, not only washed his head and IQ under the shower head, but also refreshed his knowledge. He turned the water on to the maximum and kept rinsing, muttering to himself: Fuck... Fuck...
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Zhuoyang waited impatiently for him, wiped himself dry, said "wash slowly" and left first. Ramos, who was suffering from brain damage, woke up from his trance and said quickly: "Zhuoyang, do you have time? Let's have a meal together later."
Come on, let’s talk.”
"Okay, I'll go out and wait for you. You cross the water slowly, don't be in a hurry, haha..."
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Fifteen minutes later, Zhuo Yang and Ramos, who were neatly dressed, walked towards the parking lot together. In the locker room just now, Ramos loudly introduced Zhuo Yang to Salamanca on Velázquez Street.
In the restaurant, the roasted oxtail with rosemary and roasted pigeon with lotus fruit were so tempting that they attracted everyone's attention and Ronaldo pricked up his ears to listen.
Most of the people in the parking lot were Audis, and Zhuo Yang's Q7 was among them.
Real Madrid is awesome! There is no sign of Audi among the dazzling array of trademarks on the jersey. It is just that the official announcement has made Audi the designated car brand of the club. Since 2003, Audi has been happily giving away cars to the players every year. Each member of the first team has one.
Annual gift.
Because he still wanted to live in the beachfront villa in Barcelona, ​​Zhuo Yang didn't make any big move when he moved to Madrid. He just took away some odds and ends and drove his world-famous Koenigsegg Pink Emerald to Madrid La Finca.
Everything will be purchased new.
There is only one car, and the pink running Cuihua is too popular, so when Audi gave the car as a gift at the beginning of this month, Zhuo Yang chose the Q7 that can go off-road. This is also the choice of most Real Madrid players.
So. Turbo 3.0, the market price is 67,000 euros, which is very good.
Cristiano Ronaldo only chooses the most expensive model every year. This year it is the latest R8 spyder, priced at 186,000, which is definitely a luxury car. Ramos wants an S5 coupe this year, priced at 86,000.
Real Madrid players are not short of good cars. They are disrespectful every year and give them to their families for transportation. Cristiano Ronaldo puts them in the garage and drives them every day. Audi loves him to death. Zhuoyang has few cars and no one to talk to.
If you give it away, you can play by yourself. It is not so eye-catching and allows Cuihua to rest her legs.
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Ramos and Zhuoyang have known each other for a long time, but they have never had the opportunity to have a close relationship. It has been almost two months since Zhuoyang came to Real Madrid, and Ramos has not invited him to dinner. It’s not that he doesn’t want to, but that he hasn’t yet.
It's his turn.
Zhuoyang is probably the busiest person in the Real Madrid team. His schedule and work and rest time are almost accurate to every minute. If you want to treat him to a meal, you basically need to make a reservation half a month in advance. Ramos failed to make the trip twice before
, but by coincidence today, because Mourinho was in a bad mood, Real Madrid's training ended much earlier than usual. Ramos tentatively invited him, and Zhuo Yang agreed tacitly.
In fact, when living in the world, many words do not need to be explained, and the purpose is achieved by making gestures. Zhuoyang and Ramos must have just chatted while eating, and would not plot any distant friendship or close attack.
During a sensitive period when Real Madrid was embroiled in internal strife, the two of them publicly went to have dinner together, which was just an attitude. Cristiano Ronaldo was thoughtful, and Mourinho was deep in thought.
Ramos walked towards his A8, which he chose when Audi gave the car as a gift last year. "Zhuoyang, please tell me about China in a moment. I think you are more and more amazing."
"Sergio, I will go to China later when I have time..."
Before Zhuo Yang finished speaking, Ramos suddenly tilted his head and slapped his ears vigorously, and a large stream of water came out from it. It looked so magical.
"Zhuoyang, go on."
"I said, go to China for vacation..."
Ramos leaned to the other side, and exactly the same thing came out of his ears, a gurgling stream, clatter——
"Go on, how about going to China for vacation?"
Zhuo Yang: "..." This guy is really out of his mind.
On this day, many Real Madrid players and reporters waiting at the door of Valdebebas Sports City saw Ramos, whose hair was wet and seemed to be dripping with water, driving his Audi A8, carrying Zhuo Yang in the passenger seat.
, the two of them left together in a very ostentatious manner without even raising the window glass.
Chapter completed!