Chapter 638 Indecent CEO Three Smiles
In the scream of Master Ramos, Messi flashed his head and cut into a small angle to break through Diego Lopez, with a score of 1:1.
This is Boss May's 18th goal in the history of the national derby, tied with Real Madrid legend Di Stefano and tied for the top spot. This is also Messi's 9th goal at the Bernabeu, which is the most goals he scored.
Away game.
But these honors were built on the body of Shui Ye.
Master Shui lay on the ground and wanted to die, and his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were all colic. Several skin injuries did not frown at all, and it just happened to make him show off his blood-stained tough guy style at the Bernabeu, but Messi flashed.
Like a wild dog with a wing, he lost the ball, and the loss of this face was completely unbearable.
If Detu hadn't pulled him up with his neck and pulled him up, Shui Ye would have suffocated himself to death on the grass.
Even though it is embarrassing, life has to continue, and the competition does not wait for anyone. As Mei Lingge's excited cry, Shui Ye stroked the bleeding-stop patch on his forehead, rubbed the corners of his raised mouth, and started fighting again.
The captain must be like a captain. Master Shui led Real Madrid to bravely huddle in the half and set up a bus to guard the bus with great enthusiasm.
After a while, the applause of the Bernabeu turned into booing, because Barcelona had long controlled the ball, and no one from Real Madrid saved it.
There is no way. Real Madrid's remaining formation on the field is not qualified to fight with Barcelona, nor has the ability to attack. They can only rely on the cold-hearted boy to fight a counterattack. The rest of the time can only rely on the spirit of not fearing death to siege the city.
In the 25th minute, Shui Ye fell to the ground after a fight, but was hit by Busquets' knee. After returning from the ground after washing and returning again, another bleeding patch was added to his face.
Captain Shui Ye is a role model for the Bernabeu.
In the 31st minute, Villa was hit on his shoulder. Shui Ye showed his arms and wrapped it in a tight bandage, then put on his jersey and came back.
Captain Shui is a tough guy who cannot be defeated, as hard as steel.
In the 37th minute, Master Shui flew over and was hit on the bridge of his nose by Boss Mei's anger. He immediately burst into tears and no bleeding inside, and the skin on the bridge of his nose was broken.
So, Master Shui had a third bleeding-resisting patch on his face, two horizontal and one vertical.
The water team's face was not even able to look at, which was both heartbreaking and laughing. Zhuo Yang was so worried that he could only lower his head, and Ronaldo used constant drinking water to cover it up.
When Master Shui put the fourth hemostatic stick on his chin, Zhuo Yang couldn't hold it anymore. He took a deep breath and poked Ronaldo.
"Well?" Ronaldo blocked the water bottle in front of his face and dared not put it down.
"Do you know what a toothpick would say to a hedgehog?"
"What did you say?"
“Hi~, bus.”
‘Puff—’ Ronaldo could no longer hold it back, and his face was crumpled and he couldn’t stop laughing.
Actually, this is a very old joke. It's so old that they are about the same age as them, and I've heard it a long time ago.
C Luo is also considered a joke by taking advantage of the issue.
The culprit Zhuo Yang forced himself to hold it in. Although his nostrils were constantly expanding and shrinking, his face was very flat and he couldn't see a smile without looking carefully.
In the live broadcast of the world, Real Madrid was extremely passive on the court. Ramos fought bloody battles, Mourinho shouted at the top of his throat and was only Ronaldo laughing heartlessly so that he was about to slip under the chair.
Zhuo Yang next to Ronaldo remained motionless and paid serious attention to the game on the court.
Under Mourinho's anger and Zidane frowned and quietly gestured, Ronaldo finally stopped smiling, and his face hurt a little.
Master Shui took off his shoes with a tackle, and his sneakers stood up on the turf and ran forward on his own.
‘Puff—’ Luo laughed again, holding his stomach and blushed, as if Guan Erye was looking at the wolf-hearted President Luo again.
Zhuo Yang closed his eyes and didn't dare to look at it.
The referee Velasco blew the ending whistle in the first half and saved them.
All the teammates on the bench stood up to greet the arrogant Master Shui. His face was as if he was broken into a curtain, and his master Shui felt a sense of heroism.
"Shui Master (Brother Shui, A Shui, Xiao Shui), good things." They all expressed their admiration.
Master Shui was still calm and smiled contemptuously: "This is a ball, it's a little bit..."
Before he finished speaking, the half of the hemostatic sticker standing on the corner of his mouth suddenly slid down, drooping on his lips trembling, as if he was saying hello to someone.
"Ahhaha... I'm so stupid...ahhahaha." Ronaldo smiled softly and said, and there was no decent at all.
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It’s really not easy for Mr. Shui, but he endured all the hardships on his face, which was obvious at a glance, and the formalism was very strong.
Pepe suffered no less than Captain Shui at all, but it was not so tragic on the surface.
Pepe has had a bad reputation in La Liga and national derby in the past, so he won the title of "Monkey" for this and also stepped on Messi's finger last season.
But now Pepe has really changed. His style is still tenacious and brave, but he is no longer dirty, and he does not play bad moves. But his foundation is too trendy and he has a criminal record of doing evil.
Today, Pepe played as a defensive midfielder, and worked very hard to block left and right, and the effect was also very good. Barcelona scored only one goal in the half-time siege, which made great contributions. He almost cut off Barcelona's midfield connection and contributed 5 in the first half.
This steal.
The anxious and angry Barcelona generals were getting more and more active, and the veteran enemy Pepe became their first choice for venting their anger.
Pepe was hit by Barcelona, and the unusual violent side of the Dream Team was exposed to Pepe, which really discredited the image of the six-champion champion.
In the 20th minute, Thiago kicked Pepe first, and the Portuguese fell to the ground while covering her legs. The slow motion showed that the junction between Pepe's oncoming bone and ankle was kicked by Thiago.
In the 29th minute, Pepe was swept down by Alves who assisted in defending the penalty area, but the referee did not make any punishment. Dan Erye's kicking action seemed to be about being kicked two years ago.
action revenge.
In the 31st minute, it was changed to Busquets. He was cut off by Pepe and chased after the shovel, causing Pepe to fly out to half a stop.
Even Messi joined in the fun a lot, and regardless of his identity, he sacrificed his whirlwind leaf legs to Pepe.
Xiaobai, Villa, no one spared Pepe. Apart from not seeing any injuries on his face, Pepe is actually worse than Master Shui.
Perhaps because Pepe's reputation is too bad, and Barcelona's fierce attack also covers up their "evil". The referee's board of Velasco is always raised high and falls gently. Pepe was beaten up in a group but only let Dan Er
I received a yellow card.
The referee's indulgence invisibly helped Barcelona to become foul-like, and bullying honest people is always easier, so Pepe can only continue to suffer in the second half.
Shui Ye's bleeding stickers have been torn off, and the corners of his mouth have also disappeared, and he finally looks like a normal person.
Pepe still faithfully fulfills the heavy responsibility of midfield defense, is meticulous, and continues to endure Barcelona's invasion.
Detu defended Real Madrid from the right without leaking, and Kaka completely turned into a blue-collar worker.
But Barcelona's offense became more and more fierce. In the first ten minutes of the second half, he had hit the goal frame twice. No one knew how long they could hold on.
In the first ten minutes, Real Madrid not only failed to shoot, but also failed to enter the 30-meter area of Barcelona's hinterland.
In the 55th minute, Zhuo Yang and Ronaldo looked at each other and stood up at the same time.
Chapter completed!