Zhuo Yang twisted his head and called Ronaldo, then turned around and threw the football to him: "You come to punish me."
Perfect! Zhuo Yang was stunned by his own wit.
Regardless of whether Cristiano Ronaldo can kick in, Zhuo Yang can accept it psychologically. If Cristiano Ronaldo misses, he will comfort himself that "Barcelona was wronged to begin with."
Whether good or bad, it has nothing to do with me, I just pretend not to see it, just like an ostrich, after burying its head in the sand, whatever happens in this world has nothing to do with it.
Ostrich is really a smart animal, and I heard that the meat is delicious when grilled. I must try it if I have the chance...
"Mr. Luo, you punish what you created, and you know that Barcelona and I...you know what that is."
However, Ronaldo automatically ignored the second half of Zhuoyang's sentence. He held the football and asked eagerly: "Then will you let me take penalties as long as they are made by me in the future?"
"Are you going to kick or not? How come there is so much nonsense? If not, get out of here."
Ronaldo quickly shut his mouth and hugged the football tightly in his hands like his first love.
The Barcelona people were very confused at this moment. They had no idea what Zhuo Yang was thinking, nor did they understand his choices, so they had no choice but to transfer their hope from Zhuo Yang's feelings to Valdez's hands.
It didn't work. Although Valdez's judgment was accurate, Ronaldo's lower left corner angle was very tricky. 3:2, Real Madrid overtook the score.
Detu said: "This is where you are stronger than Ronaldo and Messi. Well, you can always find another best solution to the problem."
Zhuo Yang smiled and nodded: "Master Tu, our brothers will go to Africa sometime, and I'll treat everyone to authentic wild ostrich meat."
Detu said: "And you are very admirable for your jumping up and down on two topics."
Zhuo Yang chuckled and nodded Detu with his finger: "Naughty."
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In fact, not only Zhuo Yang in Real Madrid saw that it was a misjudgment just now, but Ramos also saw it clearly. He is today's top defender and has a natural sensitivity to the penalty area line.
But Shui Ye is relatively simple. He doesn't have as many inner dramas as Zhuo Yang. Shui Ye just thinks that Zhuo Yang doesn't want to take penalty kicks for Barcelona. This situation is not uncommon in football.
But when the goal was scored in the sports match, Shui Ye also believed that Zhuo Yang would not be weak, as evidenced by Zhuo Yang's two goals at Camp Nou last October. Shui Ye did not doubt Zhuo Yang's loyalty to Real Madrid.
Shui Ye never doubted his own defensive ability. Without the confidence of Tun Tian, ​​he would not be a good defender. So in the 59th minute, Messi passed the ball straight from the center and Neymar pierced the ribs to form a single shot.
In order not to destroy his self-confidence, Shui Ye, who had taken the best defensive position, decisively tackled Neymar from behind until his mother almost couldn't recognize him.
It cannot be said that Marienko is looking for compensation, because he is a person with a firm stance. A red card plus a penalty kick, no one can be pretentious.
This time, it was Real Madrid's turn to make a fuss. They were the opposite of Barcelona. Penalties didn't matter. We had bugs, but we had to raise the red card. Even if it was useless, we had to raise it. That's the way to go.
Half a minute later, the referee dispersed the flies, and Shui Ye walked off the field with a pout in front of Ancelotti's cold eyebrows. A minute later, Boss Mei stood in front of the penalty spot with the football in his arms.
Zhuoyang could only see the back of Messi's head, so he couldn't see the unsuppressible cunning in the corners of Messi's eyes; he was staring intently at Messi's legs when he was running, so he couldn't see Scar and Neymar's eyes widened in excitement.
nostril.
right!
Messi didn't cheat this time, didn't take the "even I don't know" shot like last time, but made a very clear movement to the right.
But there's something weird about this right side...
Without any time to think about it, Zhuoyang reflexively gave Squidward Lopez directions. The octopus didn't even hesitate for 0.01 seconds and immediately swayed his center of gravity to block the situation on the right. If the posture was reasonable, with his huge body
With eight phantom tentacles, the right half of the goal can become a half-closed goal.
Boss Mei was indeed on the right, but instead of shooting, he gently pushed the football to his right with his left foot.
Behind Boss Mei, Scar and Neymar suddenly rushed in from the left and right corners respectively. No one in Real Madrid reacted because of their extreme confidence in Zhuo Yang and Octopus.
Neymar faced the football that was swinging sideways and pushed straight to the left side of the goal from a reverse angle. Squidward fell to the ground and was stunned. 3:3, the tenacious Barcelona cunningly equalized the score.
The penalty kick was simply kicked out of the blue, and it was boundless. Messi did not shoot directly, but took advantage of the unexpectedness of the world and chose to pass the ball. Neymar followed up and pushed the shot to score. This kind of kicking method, according to the rules,
No problem.
In terms of actual effect, this kind of kicking is actually unreasonable. It is very efficient to shoot directly when facing the goalkeeper. If the defensive players are fully prepared, the chance of failure will be very high. This kind of move is more like what happens on the football field.
Cheating and sensationalism.
But nothing can stop the word "Qi". The only way to play is to be caught off guard and to avoid Zhuo Bug's surprise. Look at the three bitches in Mei Scar standing together with their faces deformed with laughter, like three people being stepped on.
The flat 18-pleat buns showed that they had been plotting for a long time before the game.
Zhuo Yang was like a dog that had been struck by lightning, staring at the three arrogant and domineering bad guys in the distance in despair, with his mouth open weakly, like a born idiot. He simply couldn't believe that he was easily defeated in such a despicable way.
Yes, as expected, three cobblers decided on one Zhuge Liang.
Detu patted his shoulder warmly: "You, what, do you feel like you were bitten by a racing tiger?"
‘Bata’, Zhuo Yang closed his mouth: “Sports tigers don’t bite, at least they don’t bite me. This must be Neymar’s idea. Scar doesn’t have the brains, and Boss Mei doesn’t have the guts.”
Detu shook his head: "Don't underestimate the world's heroes. Scar and Messi have as much evil in their stomachs as anyone else."
Zhuo Yang twisted his face, raised his eyebrows and crooked his mouth. "How dare you!"
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Strictly speaking, the goal just now cannot be called a penalty kick. According to the statistics, Boss Mei missed one penalty kick and Neymar scored one more goal in the sports game. Of course, Boss Mei also had one more assist.
At 3:3, the two sides drew again, with each of Real Madrid's six tridents scoring a goal. Up to this point, the game was enough to be called a classic. The time was only 60 minutes, and there was still half an hour to play, but Real Madrid
It's obviously difficult.
Shui Ye was sent off, and Ancelotti could only replace Benzema with Varane to keep the defense intact. The 4-3-2 formation made the trident no longer complete. In a duel between masters, the slightest difference is lost.
Thousands of miles away, Real Madrid, with one less person to fight, immediately fell into a passive position.
After another ten minutes of almost half-time offensive and defensive play, Real Madrid had already received three yellow cards in a row, all in order to block Barcelona's attack. Previously, he was already walking on the edge of the red card with a yellow magic flute on his back.
There were some problems with his physical fitness, and his defensive movements were severely distorted. Ancelotti quickly replaced the Magic Flute with Angel Di Maria.
Martino also made adjustments. Xiaobai, who also fought hard, was replaced by Sanchez. Scar was withdrawn to Xiaobai's original position and made a false shot at the left midfielder.
Detu looked up at the night sky beautifully illuminated by lights: "It might rain tonight."
Zhuo Yang asked: "Will it rain in Madrid this month?"
Chapter completed!