Twelve years ago, Zhuo Yanggang came to Hannover to study, and heard a very German joke.
Grandpa Hans sat on the hillside and said to his grandson, "Did you see that church? I built it, but no one asked me to 'Hans who built the church'."
He pointed to the bridge in the distance and said, "Did you see that bridge? I built it, but no one asked me to 'Hans who built the bridge'."
"And I also built the school you went to, but no one called me 'Hans who built the school'."
"But I just had a pig..."
The magical thing is that this joke was told by Bastian Schweinsteiger, the piglet.
The surname of Pig is Schweinsteiger (schweinsteiger) in German. In the first half of the Pig, the meaning of "pig", which is also the origin of his nickname "pig". In the second half of the Pig
Tiger's 'steiger' is the 'climb...'.
This is speechless, and it makes people question the good things that the ancestors of the Xiaozhu family did.
In fact, 'Schweiinsteiger' is an ancient surname from Bavaria, Steiger' in ancient Highland German meant animal houses, so the correct meaning of the surname 'Schweiinsteiger'
He is a 'person working in a pigpen', and the ancestor of the rich second-generation pig was also born in a difficult situation.
Xiaozhu's open-mindedness and humor can also be seen from this. This joke quickly brought the relationship between Zhuo Yang and Xiaozhu twelve years ago. Twelve years later, the brotherly friendship between them has long been famous in football.
Zhuo Yang asked Xiaozhu: Will you retire at Bayern? Xiaozhu shook his head: I haven't considered such a distant thing yet.
In three months, Xiaozhu will only be 30 years old, and he is a year older than Zhuo Yang. Xiaozhu said that he will only consider withdrawing from the national team after the 2018 World Cup, that is, at the age of 34.
Then he will think about retirement. He will not leave Bayern before he withdraws from the national team.
When asked this question, a few days ago, the two sat in the stands of the la                                                                                                                     �
Zhuo Yang has never been interested in tennis, nor has he heard that Xiaozhu likes tennis, but Xiaozhu suddenly ran to Madrid during the busy season and insisted on taking him to watch the 2014 Madrid Masters, just like a lunatic.
When Xiaozhu gets sick, Zhuo Yang never asks the reason, nor can he treat him. He will accompany him whatever he wants, just like spoiling his own son.
He accompanied Xiaozhu to watch a women's singles semi-final, with Russian star Maria Sharapova against Serbia's Ana Ivanovich. Zhuo Yang believes that Xiaozhu is visiting the beauty because of the game
The two of them are both good-looking in the tennis world.
In the game, Sharapova defeated Ivanovic in two straight games with two 6:2 and entered the final. Zhuo Yang and Xiaozhu were immersed in Sharapova's high-pitched and ecstatic batting screams.
, almost slumped in the stands with two dogs laughing.
Today, the piglet couldn't laugh. After 0:3 at home and 0:4, he was pushed to the front midfielder by Guardiola. He didn't dare to think about the shocking reversal, but he always had to find some decent for Bayern.
Bayern's entire formation has been adjusted. Hama immediately came to serve as a single midfielder. Pizza and Akunkross were in front of him, Pizarro, Erwa Muller and Gotze formed a trident on the front line. At this time, Bayern,
It tastes a bit like Barcelona.
After the adjustment, he launched a large-scale attack, while Ancelotti took advantage of the situation to play his defensive counterattack. In terms of disrupting melee and restricting battles, An Pang is indeed not as good as Mourinho and Simeone, but in terms of defensive counterattacks
, An Pang, who has been immersed in Serie A for the rest of his life, may not be convinced by anyone.
Bayern, who had only three shots in the first half, gradually surpassed Real Madrid in this data, but the score has not changed.
In the 61st minute, Akuan was transferred to the midfield and Ram attacked from the right side, Bayern's attack crossed Real Madrid's defense line.
The pig carried the ball and went to the bottom on the right side of the penalty area, passing through the two big men Detu and Pepe. Facing Casillas who abandoned the goal, the pig suddenly fell to the ground and shot from a very small angle, and the football went straight to the empty goal.
And go.
The ball speed is definitely not slow. Just as it was about to push the line, Zhuo Yang arrived.
But he was very difficult to deal with this ball, because those who ran towards him were Mu Erwa and Alaba, one left and one right. The two of them tightly sandwiched Zhuo Yang in the middle and tried their best to grab the position.
The three of them used their legs and flew to the ball at the same time, with their targets all football. Zhuo Yang wanted to clear the siege, and Erwa and Liu Xing wanted to block the siege space.
If Zhuo Yang just did the clearing action, it would not be difficult, but with such double-teaming, there is a very high probability that the clearing goal will still be hit by two people, and it is not easy to kick in either direction.
It would be a blessing that Zhuo Yang did not cause an own goal.
The three people were like out of control carriages, three horses, and they collided across the door line in a flash, and in the blink of an eye, they formed a lump in the net.
The football was quietly pressing on the goal line, not moving at all.
No one knows how Zhuo Yang did it. How did he achieve such exquisite control in the squeezing between the two, and what technical movement did he use to stop the football in the sliding shovel.
Master Shui rushed to Dajiao to relieve the siege, and the danger was completely lifted.
The pig was lying on the bottom line and couldn't believe his eyes. Zhuo Yang, Erwa and Liu Xing were like fish harvested by trawling nets.
Twelve years ago, after Xiaozhu told Zhuo Yang about his surname "Schweinsteiger", he also asked about the origin of "Zhuo" and asked very curiously if China is in the pigpen with their family.
The worker's surname is almost the same.
Zhuo Yang thought about it and told Xiaozhu that his "Yang" came from his mother's surname, and part of the Yang surname in China originated from an official position that specialized in herding sheep in ancient times. Later, "Yang" evolved into "Yang".
Later, the pig showed off everywhere and said that the meaning of the name "Zhuo Yang" is "a very good person who is good at sheeping", an outstanding shepherd. Shi Weiyin and Zhuo Yang, and the two generals of Pigs and Sheep in Madibao.
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With everyone's help, Zhuo Yang untied the brigade of the ball net, stood up and patted Alaba's butt.
When he was sliding the right foot ball just now, in order to prevent Alaba from causing damage, Zhuo Yang first gave Alaba an iron knee with his left leg and pushed him aside. He didn't know if the child still felt pain.
Chinese fans call Alaba "Austrian Liu Xing" because he looks like him. Similarly, Neymar's "Brazilian Zhang Zhenyue" and Hazard's "Belgian Yang Kun" are all because he looks like him.
Some people also say that Philip Ram looks like Da Zhangwei, but he did not get widespread recognition from Chinese fans, so he did not shout.
Lahm means "lame" in German, so it is not difficult to guess the origin of this surname. I believe that the ancestors of the Rahm family must be inconvenient.
Ram's leg has been seriously injured several times, and I don't know if it has anything to do with his inelegant surname. However, Ram's leg is not a problem today. He has made other mistakes, which scared Zhuo Yang so much that he was not good at it.
Chapter completed!