Although the weather in May is sunny, it can't hide the scorching heat.
Zhuoyang put the plain knife in his hand, took off his broad-brimmed felt hat, shook it to fan the cool breeze, and said to everyone: "This place is called Huangnigang, and it is the most dangerous place for thieves. Let's take a break.
After a while, he set off quickly, so be sure not to be careless. When you get to Bianliang, Tokyo, the grand master will hand over this birthday plan, and everyone will have his or her own reward."
The ten soldiers sitting crookedly beside the load all raised their hands and said, "It all depends on Tihar's orders."
This is not the first time that Tiha Zhuoyang has escorted the birth plan. In his twelve years in the army, he has escorted it eight times. Ten years ago, when the old husband of the Jinglue Mansion took a fancy to him and asked him to escort the birth plan, Zhuo Yang also escorted the birth plan.
Just a head of the county government.
I have walked through Huangnigang four times in front of me, this is the fifth time.
This time, the ten soldiers under Zhuo Tiha are not just ordinary people. They include Yuhou, Dutou, instructor, as well as the prison chief and prison chief. The big man Varane who is sitting on the ground not far from Zhuoyang
, he is the prison guard in Daming Mansion who specializes in chopping off the heads of death row prisoners.
Shaking his felt hat with his left hand, Zhuo Tiha still held the plain knife on the ground with his right hand, leaning against the tree to rest with half-closed eyes.
At this time, I heard a song coming from the Huangnigang: "The red sun is scorching like fire, and the general and I take off our war robes. We sit up in shock when we are dying of illness, and we spend the spring night in the hibiscus tent."
Good poems, good songs, and a wonderful man!
After taking a closer look, a charming, jade-faced man walked up the slope carrying two buckets and singing.
Costa took off his burden and sat on the ground to rest, ignoring Zhuoyang and others opposite him.
"Little lady, what did you choose?" Old Yu Houxi asked.
"liquor!"
"Sell or not?"
"Not for sale!"
"I'm not asking about wine."
"The slave family neither sells wine nor sells one's body."
"Hahahaha..." The soldiers burst into laughter.
Shui Du's head and mouth were dry and he said: "My dear husband, I really want to see you look like a man."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Gunstick instructor Detu said: "Shut up, everyone. This is Huangnigang, not Longyanggang. What's more, my little husband, if you don't sell wine or sell yourself, then you should be a entertainer, right? Sing another little song.
Listen, your scattered silver is indispensable."
Costa wiped away the shyness on his face, deeped his throat, and sang: "Your pub is closed to me..."
"Shut up!" Zhuotisha insisted. "Bring me the wine."
"Liquor is not for sale."
Zhuo Tiha said: "If I don't pay for the wine after eating it, it won't be considered a sale."
All the soldiers laughed together: "If you don't give me money, it doesn't count as a sale."
Yi Zhihua timidly said: "Does the military master want to rob it openly?"
Zhuo Tiha nodded and said, "Duan is a sensible person."
"What if the slave family doesn't want to?"
"I'll chop you to death." Zhuo Tisha raised the sword in his hand.
A flower cast a flirtatious look: "There is sweat medicine in the slave's wine, does the military master really have to take it?"
"Hahahaha..." All the soldiers laughed again, and Zhuo Tiha also laughed.
He Tuanlian said: "Young Master, I don't know. My Tiha family has always used Mongolian sweat medicine as beef to go with wine. If you don't believe it, you can go to Cross Slope, Camp Nou and Jingyanggang and ask when the Mongolian sweat medicine will numb you."
My house was destroyed."
Luo Yuhou also yelled at the top of his lungs: "There is no Menghan medicine, but when I take it, it tastes boring. Ho ho ho ho..."
Yi Zhihua smiled sweetly and said nothing. She picked up two wine barrels and came in front of Zhuoyang. "In that case, why don't you use these two loads of wine to honor Lord Tiha? I just don't know, Lord Tiha thinks the slave family is beautiful.
like……"
"Get out!" Zhuo Tiha raised the Yangpu knife again.
Yihua ran back to where she was just now, holding the hem of her skirt, holding her chest with her hands and breathing heavily.
At this time, Simone, the 'Tota Bandit King', led all the heroes on the cart to Huangnigang, came to rest under the shade of a tree, and rested far away.
Simone saw Yi Zhi Hua at a glance, and feigned surprise and greeted him: "Hey, aren't you brother Yi Zhi Hua from the East Village wine shop? Is there any wine coming today to sell a load for me and the brothers to quench our thirst?"
Yi Zhi Hua said: "A whole load of wine has been snatched away by this Master Tiha. If you are brave, you can go and try it with him."
The Western member clasped his fists outside and sang: "The good teacher Tiha has learned that our brothers are from Haozhou and went to Bianliang in Tokyo to sell dates. It is also fate that we meet Tiha on this Huangnigang. Officials often say: I rely on you at home.
Parents, rely on the government when you go out..."
Zhuo Tiha said: "Let's get to the point!"
"Can Tihasa share a barrel of wine with my brother..."
"Uneven!"
"Ten pounds is enough."
Zhuo Tiha stretched out his hand and said, "I'll sell you ten catties and get the money."
The red-haired ghost Godin was furious: "You are such a ignorant soldier. You obviously stole this wine for free. Why are you blackmailing me again?"
Ka Yuhou, Shui Dutou, Ben Yasi, Luo Yuhou, Tu Jiaotou, He Tuanlian, Walaotou and others all stepped forward with their swords in hand: "Why are you blackmailing you?"
Godin: "..."
Li Di Tai Sui Di Xiao Er, Short-lived Lang Jia Xiao Wu, Huo Yan Luo Ku Xiao Qi and others quietly touched the sharp knife in their arms. Zhi Duo Xing Keke glanced at Rui Yun Long Villa and whispered: "It's not that I don't understand, this
The world is changing rapidly. Us and them... who is the army and who is the bandit?"
Zhuo Tiha waved his hand to ask everyone to leave, and said to Simeone: "Commissioner, you said that you sell dates from Haozhou to Bianliang, Tokyo. Let's not say whether Haozhou produces dates or not.
You said you couldn't wait to go directly north to Tokyo from Haozhou, but you took a thousand-mile detour to arrive in Shandong, which is full of jujubes. Didn't you tell me that you were full, or your navigation was broken?"
Simeone: "..."
Zhuo Tiha continued: "Let's not talk about these. Let's just say that people in Tokyo don't eat jujubes at all nowadays. How could you, a jujube seller, not know?"
Simone was surprised: "Why don't you eat dates? Jujubes nourish blood and qi, and make rice dumplings..."
Zhuo Tiha waved his hand again: "There is a prophecy circulating in all the Goulan alleys in Tokyo, saying: Eat dates before you finish, eat dates before you finish! People in Tokyo have not eaten dates for two years, and the pigs in Daxiangguo Temple do not eat dates.
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Outside the Western Union: "..."
Zhuo Tiha said again: "Go back! Go back to where you came from. I don't ask you what you want to do today. As the saying goes: It is not easy for people to wander in the rivers and lakes, but it is not easy for a pagoda to suppress the river monsters. Go back."
Simone laughed dryly: "Haha, Tisha is joking. Mountains and rivers meet each other, and the rain makes the love stronger. We just met Tisha on the road, and we just want to exchange it for a barrel of wine."
"Get the money."
"The good teacher Tihath knows that all our money is in these seven carts of dates, and we are very poor. If Tihath doesn't mind it, I am willing to trade the jujubes for wine. Ten pounds of wine for ten pounds of jujubes... No
, twenty kilograms of jujubes, it’s not a loss if you give it to me.”
"Could it be that your dates are also laced with Mongolian sweat medicine?"
Simone laughed loudly: "Hahaha... there are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree. The dates we eat with Tihath in exchange for wine are from my jujube tree.
To be honest, Tihar, before I left home, I had put enough Mongolian sweat medicine into these dates. They are all the best from Siam. Do you dare to give them a try?"
Zhuo Tiha's eyes suddenly lit up: "Siamese goods? It's so good that you have to see it first."
Chapter completed!