Zhuo Yang stuck out his butt and moved around in the penalty area while shaking his big head and pouting: "Come on, come and grab me. If anyone touches me, I will fall down. Do you dare to bet?"
Shui Ye, Fat Tiger, and Varane broke out in cold sweat: Shameless, so shameless, this man is not here to play football today, he has been playing shamelessly from the beginning.
Asensio failed to shoot, Zhuo Yang beat A Kuan on the right and took Ding Ding's blind pass, then turned around and started a customized attack.
But the road was not peaceful. A Kuan was pestering him like a maggot attached to his bones. He couldn't catch Zhuoyang and he couldn't pick up the speed. Others from Real Madrid also lined up to blow up the bunker. Zhuoyang stumbled and touched.
To put it bluntly, being able to bring football into Real Madrid's penalty area, in Zidane's hometown dialect, is like driving a train with a heifer's crotch - that's awesome.
Once in the penalty area, life was much better. No more kicking, pulling, pinching the waist and pinching the butt. Zhuoyang ignored the feelings of his old teammates and directly said: I won't pay attention to anyone who doesn't pay attention. You know my acting skills best. Just rely on my expression.
This will impress Bruchy.
This is so shameless. There is no other way. No one in Real Madrid dares to take risks. They can only form an alliance of tragic people to push Zhuo Yang out little by little. Anyway, you will definitely have no chance of shooting. If you can see the sky, we will lose. The game has reached this point.
There is no need to gamble my life with you.
"Come on, kick me, who else is my grandson?"
Shameless, bah!
The score was 3:2. The first goal of Manchester City was achieved by Zhuo Yang, who relied on shameless self-inflicted fraud to assist Aguero without the ball. The second goal was also an even more shameless villain's performance to assist DeBlaudin, and even did not hesitate to pull his teammates.
Support the performance.
You're addicted, right? I vow to continue being shameless today, right? You don't need a fairy figure to destroy your image just for a game, right?
"Come on, put your feet down, start your hands."
Bah! What a wishful thinking. If Shui Wahu and the three of them had dog shit in their mouths right now, they would definitely spit in Zhuoyang's face, even if they were beaten by him afterwards.
I have seen shamelessness, but I have never seen such shamelessness. You deserve to wear Real Madrid number 18. That is the legendary number in the history of our team... a paradox.
Shui Wahu and the three of them were unambiguous. Even if they didn't make small moves, they could still make Zhuo Yang not to mention that there was no chance of shooting. He couldn't even turn around. He could only twist his big butt towards Shui Ye and the goal behind him to protect him.
The ball was constantly being pushed out of the penalty area.
Navas was between Shui Ye's back and the goal, constantly stretching his head and neck to spy on the enemy through the gap. His movements looked like a very obscene thief, and also like a fat turtle with big ears.
To retaliate in the same way, Mr. Shui strictly guarded his position in Zhongya. "Lao Zhuo, you're so awesome, you shoot, you pass, you pass first and then shoot, you finish shooting and then...fuck!!"
Zhuoyang suddenly passed the ball with a heel. But there were still legs behind the six legs of Shui Ye. Everyone else in Real Madrid had legs, and the ball knocked out by the heel would definitely be blocked by some damn leg.
However, Zhuo Yang went over the top.
It makes no sense at all. You can pick your toes, rub your feet, and lift your arches, but who has ever seen a thick and stupid heel that can hit an overhead ball?
All Real Madrid people did not expect it. We cannot blame them for their lack of experience, but they have never seen ghosts.
After the game, by slowing down the high-speed camera, you can clearly see that Zhuoyang first shook the ground with his left foot, causing the football to bounce slightly from the turf, and then the heel of his right foot hit the lower part of the football. So, Newton was relieved, this was over the top
Parabolas can still be explained from classical physics.
But why did the football bounce? Newton felt so painful that he wanted to die. Zhuo Yang was not only shameless, but also not a human being. A gangster knew martial arts.
The Manchester City players who followed up and outflanked didn't know how Zhuo Yang followed up and over the top, but it didn't matter, the football flew in front of Fei Niiao's head.
Fei Niiao didn't know how Zhuo Yang, who was surrounded and had his back turned, saw his position, but it didn't matter. Fei Niiao knew exactly what to do at this time.
With explosive power in his waist and abdomen, his front legs arched and his back legs kicked, and his big head thrust forward, Feiniao rushed the football into the left half of the empty goal before Carvajal could.
3:3, Manchester City miraculously equalized.
With two bald heads on the sidelines, Guardiola danced the familiar Catalan yangko, while Zidane's face was as deep as water, as deep as an authentic master of metaphysics, with only the ever-expanding and shrinking nostrils betraying the anger in his heart.
But Qi Zu was, after all, a natural football master and a natural competition-oriented head coach. He quickly calmed down from the sharp contrast in anger.
It's not terrible that the score was tied in a bizarre way. The game has reached the 81st minute. Manchester City, who is missing one player and is at a disadvantage in terms of physical fitness and even tactical ability, will still be constrained by Real Madrid's overall strength in the following time.
Even if it takes 10,000 steps back, Real Madrid is not afraid of playing overtime at all. The longer the overtime is, the more irreparable Manchester City's disadvantage will be. If it does go to overtime, Zidane guarantees that Real Madrid can kick the shit out of Manchester City.
However, Qi Zu knows one thing very well. He welcomes overtime with both hands, but he must not exchange penalty kicks. He would rather hang himself, would rather lose in overtime, would rather not be a coach and go home to drive a tractor than exchange a penalty with Zhuoyang.
Taking a penalty kick is not a crime that humans deserve.
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Feiniao also scored his first goal in the Champions League final. He was as happy as if he had eaten a magpie egg. If he hadn't covered it with his hands, the corners of his mouth would have been pulled up to his ears.
"Lao Zhuo, you...Ganggangdi...I...hey, I have nothing to repay you, so I might as well give you a kowtow."
After saying that, I bowed my head and bowed, which almost scared Zhuo Yang to death. I was indeed shameless, but I didn’t expect that Feiniao was not only shameless, but also a second-rate person.
Holding his two elbows to prevent him from moving down, Fei Nioleng was about to go down. Zhuo Yang had no choice but to use his feet to put him down on the turf, and then asked everyone to press him up.
"Hurry up and press for a while. After pressing, we have to continue playing." Zhuoyang said: "We can't play overtime with Real Madrid."
If there is a tie at 90 minutes and a penalty kick is taken, Zhuoyang will welcome it with all his limbs, but in overtime, Real Madrid will definitely beat the shit out of him. With the situation of Manchester City today, it is absolutely impossible to survive the overtime.
Everyone in Manchester City is aware of this situation. If one person is missing, they must strengthen their defense. If they cannot play overtime, they must strengthen their offense. Guardiola calls Sterling over and drives him away. He calls Sterling back and drives him away again. He is as tangled as a vine in a bush.
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After a brief period of sadness and joy, Zidane looked forward to overtime with great ambition, while Guardiola desperately racked his brains to find a way to avoid overtime. The two bald gourds were like two polished hammers, shining with wisdom and anxiety.
of light.
But there are also Real Madrid players who are not of the same mind as Zidane. At least Cristiano Ronaldo and Bale have no intention of playing overtime.
Cristiano Ronaldo is determined to complete a Champions League hat-trick today, surpassing Zhuo Yang. Bale vows to score a winning goal in front of his hometown elders and lay the foundation for Real Madrid's twelfth crown, not for Zidane, only for Cardiff and Real Madrid.
Chapter completed!