"Three weeks ago, the day my wife and I celebrated our birthday... Maybe you know, my birthday and His Highness are only two days apart, so we have to spend it together."
"On my birthday, His Highness the Princess shot two hundred arrows, and as the most loyal follower, I was responsible for picking up all the two hundred arrows. That day, I was so exhausted that Pep's intensive training for the return run,
It won't be that tired either."
The audience laughed collectively, and Koko also looked at her husband with a smile.
"A week ago, Wayne Rooney and I played a game, and he scored a goal, and of course, I scored one in the end. Two days ago, he and I played another game, and I scored another game, and I scored one in the game.
One ball, I heard he had a yellow card.”
In the third round of the Premier League, which ended two days ago, Manchester City defeated Bournemouth 3-1 away, Zhuo Yang scored a penalty kick, and Everton lost 0-2 away to Chelsea.
"That day, Rooney asked me to have a fight when I had time. It was boxing. He said he had practiced it. I was surprised at that time because Rooney was a 32-year-old guy and he was not afraid of death."
Speaking of this, Zhuo Yang and everyone in the audience laughed together.
"Hey, Wayne, I'll wait for you, I hope your subordinates will show mercy. After the fight, I'll treat you two drinks and drink them secretly, and no one will tell you."
"Rooney's former teammate is also his good brother, Cristiano Ronaldo..." (There is a laugh here) "Oh, by the way, Mr. Luo is also my former teammate. He is also a good brother, right, Mr. Luo, Mr. Luo, is he also a good brother, right?
?”
C Luo waved with a smile. His smile was very camera-like, that is, he had a pie.
"Mr. Luo just told me that he would lead Real Madrid to take back the Champions League this season. My God, he is also a 32-year-old guy who is not afraid of death."
"And my brothers, Mertesac and Montolivo, who were both very dissatisfied with the loss to me last season, and they were written on their faces. My brothers have not yet arrived,
I kept telling me to take revenge.”
"Look, these are two old guys who are not afraid of death. But I understand them, because I lost to De Jong in the Premier League last season, and I was also very dissatisfied."
"And Ribery, his teammate Messi, I didn't lose to them, they didn't lose to me, but we were both dissatisfied with each other. Scar and Boss Mei also told me, and they warned me this
Don't be too crazy in the season.
"I still want Modric, Ramos... Xiaojie, don't stare at me like this, and you and Xiaobai, I know you are not convinced."
"Sorry, there is also the little pig Schweinsteiger, I almost forgot you. You are the world champion and the best B2B midfielder, and you are not convinced by anyone."
"Come on, I'll wait for you. The old rules are that no matter what you win or lose, after the game, I'll invite you to drink secretly. Those who don't drink, I'll invite you to watch others drink secretly."
"Oh, and Mr. Buffon, you are the oldest guy among us. If you want, I'll invite you to drink."
This time, Buffon really laughed.
Zhuo Yang continued: "The people I mentioned just now are all old guys, and each of them is over 30 years old."
"Age is a secret for women, and it is also a very sensitive topic for veterans who play football. If I count everyone's age here, I believe the expression on everyone's face will be very exciting."
"But among us old guys, there are the best defenders, the best midfielders, the best forwards and goalkeepers in today's football world. There are the best passers, the best rhythm masters, the best wingers, the most
Good midfielder, best libero, best left and right foot, and the highest jumper, the best header and the best heavy gunner.”
"Organize us together and immediately produce the strongest team in football, ensuring that they are invincible in the world. If anyone does not believe it or is unwilling to accept it, he can organize a team to try it."
"We are all over 30 years old, but no one can defeat us. We can defeat us. The only one who can challenge us is each other."
"On my 32nd birthday, I picked up two hundred arrows. At the age of 32, I once again became the best player in Europe and the champion of Europe."
"I'm waiting for someone to defeat me, waiting for the young man to force me, to force us old guys to abdicate."
At the 2017 European Season Awards Ceremony, Zhuo Yang won the 2016-17 season's Best Player and Best Forward, Best Midfielder Modric, Best Guard Shui Ye Ramos, and Best goalkeeper Buffon.
Although this award is not as brilliant as the Golden Globe Award and the World Footballer, it is of great significance to Zhuo Yang.
Three years ago, Zhuo Yang won the Best European Best in 2013-14 with the core of Real Madrid's Triple Crown Championship and the World Cup's best scorer, and then the two years he was vacant. In the third year, he won the award again.
It means that the king successfully regained the lost territory and the king returned perfectly.
Half a year ago, Zhuo Yang refused the last double award combination of feelings. Half a year later, he personally regained the imperial seal from the heroes.
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Zhuo Yang's acceptance speech was very arrogant, but he had absolute capital for arrogantness.
"I love football, I hope football will get better and better, and I hope each generation will be stronger than the next." Zhuo Yang said: "I hope there will be young players who can drive me off the throne, instead of waiting for me to sit enough and walk on my own."
"It is you, Your Majesty Totti, pay tribute to you."
The first award presented today was the UEFA President's Award, which was given to Toti, who had just retired, and he couldn't wait.
The UEFA President’s Award is only for legendary football players, which is equivalent to a lifetime achievement award. To win this award, you must be old enough and awesome enough.
In 2015, 2016, because the case of former chairman Platini was completely out of stock, the award was vacant for two years and has not been made. After the new chairman Alexander Cheferin officially took office, he restarted the award this year. First of all,
Give it to Totti. If Zhuo Yang didn't come back, this year's award might be his.
Totti is the king of Rome, and Zhuo Yang is the king of football. Totti abdicated, and Zhuo Yang has just ascended the throne again, and it can be a restoration.
The protagonists of today's awards, except for the retired Totti and the retired Buffon, are all born in the 1980s represented by Zhuo Yang, and their dominance over this football world has been more than ten years. From today's grand occasion
Look, the foundation of the rule of post-80s was not relaxed at all. Although Neymar and Mbappe were also present, they were not even a supporting role on this night.
The only post-90s winner is from Barcelona Women's Football Team, 25-year-old Lick Martens, who is the core of the Dutch women's national team and led the Dutch team to win the championship in the Women's Football European Championship that ended half a month ago.
"Dear old guys here, let's compare and see who can compare His Majesty Totti. Young players all over the world, you have to work hard, because people younger than you have appeared, and we are the ones who are here.
But he is not old yet."
Chapter completed!