Trailing 0:2 in the first half, at the beginning of the second half, Uncle Zha replaced Alex Chamberlain, who had just completed the transfer more than a week ago.
The 24-year-old Chamberlain was a demonic presence at Arsenal before, and will become the player with the most nicknames among Chinese fans at Liverpool.
He has only been here for a week and has not played a single game, but Chamberlain already has a shining nickname - Zhang Jie.
Firstly, it was because he said that he had a "dream of being in the army" and the star he admired the most was Gerrard; secondly, for the successful transfer, he must thank 'Na'.
Gunners legend Henry said in an interview with Sky Sports that he didn't understand Chamberlain's transfer decision. Henry also said that he still doesn't know what Chamberlain is good at.
Ignore Henry, as long as Uncle Scum loves you. Today is Zhang Jie Chamberlain's first appearance on behalf of his new club Liverpool, but he doesn't want to play, not because of timidity, but because of the current situation between the two sides and Liverpool's situation. Chamberlain has something unspeakable
reason.
Chamberlain replaced Salah. Uncle Zha didn't say much. He just told Salah: "If you want to learn from Zhuo Yang, don't just watch his highlights. You sit on the sidelines and take a good look at what Zhuo Yang is like."
Football players, don't blink."
How could Salah, a 25-year-old famous striker, not understand? He was just lost in thought today. But Salah knew what Uncle Zha wanted to say, so he sat on the bench and watched the enemy.
Uncle Zha knew in his heart that today's game would most likely be ruined, unless a miracle happened. What he had to do now was to stop the losses as much as possible and not let the loss turn into a scandal.
With Mane being sent off, the trident, not to mention the handle, is gone. The midfielder and backfield dare not move around. The purpose of replacing Chamberlain is not only to beat Salah, but also because he has the attributes of a midfielder and a winger.
Increase the thickness of the formation so that it will not be easily beaten by Manchester City from the wing.
It’s an open secret that Coutinho’s people are desperate. They all thought that Uncle Zha bought Salah as a precautionary measure to prepare a replacement for Coutinho once he leaves. However, it’s not the case. Chamberlain is the one who prepares Salah for Coutinho.
backhand.
In Uncle Zha's plan, Salah, Firmino, and Mane are the perfect trident. Chamberlain can hide behind them, either as a shadow striker or an attacking midfielder, or even as a winger. The degree of freedom will be greater than
The Ku bird is still big.
Detu and Henderson or Wijnaldum sit at the offensive and defensive switching center. In this way, not only the halberd handle is available, but also the halberd spike, the halberd sheath, and the halberd handle cover are all available.
Both Uncle Zha and Lao Gua are very experienced coaches, and they are championship coaches. They know very well that in the following season after winning the championship, they must make some adjustments to the lineup. No matter how big or small the adjustment is, they cannot stick to the old lineup anyway, otherwise it will be easy to lose the ball.
There is a sense of complacency in the team.
Use new players to form a catfish effect in the team, inject fresh blood, and maintain the team's strong fighting spirit. Otherwise, it will be too late to adjust after this group of people have become accustomed to it.
But Uncle Zha doesn’t understand at all. His ideas are very good, his ideals are also very full, and Liverpool has a promising future, but he made two fatal mistakes today, big mistakes related to metaphysics or fatalism.
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In the 52nd minute, Silva gave a very imaginative through ball to the frontcourt, but he gave it in the wrong direction. Even if he didn't use imagination, it should have been given to Jesus on the left, not to the offside position.
Zhuo Yang.
Knowing that he was offside, but the whistle didn't sound and he couldn't turn himself in, Zhuo Yang simply flew up and volleyed in the corner of the penalty area like the Bundesliga logo.
Acrobatic and playful moves, however, after the enchanting arc, the ball went in. Only then did referee Moss' whistle sound slowly, and Mignolet threw himself so hard that he wanted to curse.
This offside was caused by Arnold, who was originally behind, for Zhuoyang. The kid has a lot of future. It's just a pity that Zhuoyang can definitely score in the top 10 goals. Even he himself didn't expect to score because he didn't play seriously.
Only thirty seconds later, Zhuo Yang made up for his regret.
Manchester City fell into a positional battle. Jesus directly pushed into the penalty area, and Zhuoyang pulled out from the penalty area. At the same time, Sane made an oblique insertion on the left, Silva cut through the ribs, and Walker took the ball and knocked it across the right.
After Zhuo Yang entered the penalty area in the middle, he also chose to arc into the penalty area from the waist line.
Manchester City's series of interspersed without the ball messed up Liverpool's defense, so suddenly Zhuoyang got the ball in the arc corner with no one watching. It is indeed rare to see such a cheap move. After Zhuoyang took serious aim, he swung his legs in place.
Allocate three blind spots on the goal.
Judging from the background effect, both the offensive and defensive sides moved away from both sides of Zhuo Yang, and showed their appreciation for his performance. It felt like a star holding the moon.
3:0, Zhuo Yang scored twice. Before celebrating, he secretly glanced at Uncle Zha on the sideline.
Klopp just threw the air out of his hand angrily, and the beard on his face was already standing straight, as if a hedgehog had been reincarnated.
Zhuo Yang relented: This is Uncle Zha.
Only the soft-hearted Zhuo Yang is the real football Zhuo Yang. If he is purely professional and does not care about emotions, what is the difference between Zhuo Yang and others?
3:0 is enough, we can’t embarrass Uncle Zha. As for the reason, is it still needed? Zhuo Yang stopped immediately.
In the next ten minutes, Zhuoyang no longer violently pressed Liverpool's midfielder and backfield, but only blocked their route. His attitude was very clear: I've had enough, and you don't want to cause trouble.
Although he did it very covertly and was still conscientious on the scene, Guardiola knew what he wanted to do when he raised his butt.
Guardiola doesn't resent Zhuo Yang's "unprofessionalism". He came to Manchester City because of his "unprofessionalism". Besides, it's already 3:0, so it doesn't matter.
If it were normal times, Lao Gua would have taken advantage of the situation and replaced Zhuo Yang, and the big animals would have a rest, hello, me, hello, everyone, but now Lao Gua’s eyes were rolling, and the verbal spat between him and Uncle Zha before the game was now
It aroused his bad feelings.
Oh my god, I feel sorry for your elementary school teacher, right? He is not a serious person. Come on, I will let you sit on the court today and have fun. Anyway, you can't deliberately make an own goal. It's best to let Ke
Luopu fell out with you on the spot, hehehe...
Not only did he not replace Zhuo Yang, Guardiola instead stood on the sidelines, staring and yelling. Except for Zhuo Yang, he yelled this and that, looking extremely dissatisfied with the performance, as if Manchester City was three goals behind.
What's even more bullying is that with a wave of his hand, Lao Gua let the two full-backs Walker and Mendy move directly into the midfield, and the formation became 2-5-3. The Liverpool midfielder was severely suppressed. The two forwards, Philip
Ermino has to keep retreating, a free bird is enough, and Chamberlain is a fake forward, ignore him. So, why does Manchester City need four defenders?
As Lao Gua expected, Zhuoyang couldn't be waterproof on purpose. What he had to do was actually stop scoring goals and refuse to put a hat on Uncle Zha's head. At this moment, a blue hat was more irritating than a green hat.
However, the three armies of Manchester City were forced to sacrifice their lives by the dirty old melon, so Zhuoyang could not help but be soft-hearted.
In the 76th minute, Feiniao suddenly stole Chamberlain in the midfield, and then passed the ball in person. Zhuoyang subconsciously turned down, so he and Jesus countered offside at the same time, and the two ghosts hit the goal and faced each other in the penalty area.
Mignolet.
If you don't score a goal, you will never score a goal. It's hard to make Uncle Zha cry when he cries.
Everyone thought that Zhuoyang would try to beat the goalkeeper, and he liked this, but the moment Mignolet flew at his feet, Zhuoyang pushed the ball diagonally to Jesus next to him.
If you don’t score, you will never score again, and you will refuse a hat trick.
Jesus pushed the empty goal, 4:0.
Zhuo Yang looked at Uncle Zha guiltily. He was not angry, but his face was stained with dead pig ashes, and even his hair could not hide the bad luck.
Uncle Zha, I'm sorry. I really didn't mean it. I can't help Liverpool out.
Guardiola turned around and leaned on the back of the coach's chair, shrugging his shoulders, laughing so hard that his stomach ached.
Smiling so much that his cheeks twitched, Guardiola rubbed his face and replaced Jesus, who scored two goals, with the B seat.
No more attacking, no more attacking, whoever attacks is the one. Zhuoyang simply stopped approaching the goal and only shuttled back and forth between the two wings, just thinking that he was a winger with two swords who knew nothing.
Salah was puzzled off the court: Let me see Zhuoyang? Isn't this just laziness? A human being can...
In the 79th minute, Emre Can knocked down Zhuo Yang from behind, who was blindly dribbling the ball, and received a yellow card. Others in Manchester City shouted at Zhan to kill him, but Zhuo Yang didn't care at all and did not provoke him at all.
The thought of revenge by scoring goals.
But Zhan thought Zhuoyang was still being petty today. In the 81st minute, when he got the ball in the backcourt and saw Zhuoyang coming to block him, Zhan didn't know that he was actually just pretending. As a result, he felt guilty and quickly made a clearance, but in a panic, he kicked the ball directly to seat B.
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Fortunately, the shot from seat B missed a little! It was not Zhan who breathed a long sigh of relief, but Zhuo Yang.
After that, Manchester City bombed several times, which had nothing to do with Zhuo Yang. Ding Ding and Silva's shots were all blocked by Mignolet.
Zhuo Yang didn't dare to look at Uncle Zha, so he could only look at Lao Gua again and again, hoping that he would replace him quickly.
Lao Gua was so bad that he not only pretended not to be able to see Zhuoyang's jealousy, but also in order to break his mind, he simply replaced Otamendi with Delph, then brought Walker back, and the two of them and Stones played as a back three.
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If everyone wants to play together, Guardiola is playing both the formation and Zhuo Yang.
In the 901st, Zhuoyang, who was playing boredom, moved with the formation and tried his best to hide himself on the left wing. But Mendy was very puzzled and insisted on giving him a kick after the inside cut failed.
Without thinking, Zhuo Yang spread his legs and let the ball pass.
City Stadium cheered in unison!
Seat B, who had just detoured behind Zhuo Yang, got the ball in the open space at the waistline of the penalty area. Zhuo Yang leaked it just right and it was refreshing.
If you don't have any tricks, you can win with tricks. You can't play such a high-end scenery without magic ball skills.
Zhuo Yang: "..."
Seat B swept across the penalty area. Sane hit the ball and hit the ball. The ball hit the front post and went into the net, 5:0.
If there weren't 50,000 people at the scene, Guardiola was laughing so much that he wanted to roll on the ground. If there weren't 50,000 people at the scene, Uncle Zha would have scratched the old man to death and delayed him by scratching him with a shrew.
On September 9, 2017, in the fourth round of the Premier League, defending champion Liverpool suffered a historic 0:5 away defeat to Manchester City, which had not lost on any occasion in four years. The whole world was in an uproar.
Mane's red card became the turning point of this game. He is the eternal sinner of the Red Army.
After the game, the diagnosis showed that Manchester City goalkeeper Ederson's cervical spine was fine, but he had a slight strain on his head, and there were skin injuries on his face and brow bone. He should be fine in a week.
Mane publicly apologized to the entire team, Red Army fans and Ederson. The generous Ederson said it was okay. But Uncle Zha chose to defend himself after getting angry. He argued that Mane did not see Ederson attack and the red card was excessive.
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There was no flaw in offense and defense throughout the game. Zhuo Yang, who shot two shots and one pass and handled the ball like a fairy, was named the best on the spot. However, no one noticed that after the game, he slipped into the corner to avoid Uncle Zha.
Afterwards, Uncle Zha did not complain about Zhuoyang at all. If he were really so narrow-minded, he would not have become Zhuoyang's professional football leader on the peninsula more than ten years ago.
Uncle Zha carefully reviewed the game and analyzed the reasons for the tragic defeat from various angles, but apart from Mane's red card, he couldn't seem to find any major problems.
Now let’s talk about the two wrong things Uncle Zha did.
First of all, he loaned Origi to Wolfsburg on the last day of the transfer window. Uncle Zha only considered that Origi still needed to practice and would not be able to use it for the time being, so he simply rented it out, but completely ignored what Origi brought with him.
Properties of koi.
The presence of the koi may bring some inexplicable luck at critical moments, but Uncle Zha abandoned the koi. If he is not unlucky, who is?
Secondly, Uncle Zha should not have let Chamberlain appear on the field to fight for the Red Army in his first game in an extremely passive situation, because Chamberlain has the quality of being a "failing star in the first game".
Chamberlain came from Southampton's youth training and entered the Saints' first team at the age of 16. At that time, Southampton was still in the third tier of English League One. In March 2010, the 16-and-a-half-year-old Chamberlain played for the Saints' first team for the first time.
The team lost 0:5.
The following year, Chamberlain transferred to Arsenal for 15 million pounds. On August 28, 2011, he made his debut as a substitute for Arsenal in the third round of the Premier League. Arsenal lost 2:8 to Manchester United that day. The defeat of the century. The professor would rather be ten years older.
A game I want to forget.
Then, it was today's 0:5. It led to a first-round defeat, and Chamberlain himself despised himself.
Uncle Zha obviously didn't study history carefully, otherwise he would have replaced Chamberlain at the last minute in a game where the victory was certain, breaking this damn curse and talking about other things.
Therefore, this fiasco actually has a strong flavor of metaphysics. Liverpool and Uncle Zha should not blame others. One is fate, two is luck, three is feng shui, four is accumulation of yin virtue and five is study.
But having said that, Chamberlain played for a full 45 minutes in this game, with no offensive and defensive achievements and a serious lack of presence. It cannot be entirely blamed on his poor attributes, even if you try your best to get one back for the team.
However, despite the bad luck, Zhang Jie Chamberlain finally passed this test, and Liverpool can look to the future again. But Chamberlain immediately got a new nickname, and two at once.
In his last game before leaving Arsenal, our team lost 0:4 to Liverpool. When he came to our team, he immediately lost 0:5 in his first game. In the two games, the two clubs lost nine eggs.
why always me?——Why is it always me?
Therefore, Chinese fans affectionately called him Zhang Jiuling.
Chapter completed!