On the evening of October 2017, the most professional people were not the two captains Zhuo Yang and Hamsik, nor the referee Raoz, nor Guardiola and Sarri, but the 26-year-old Brazilian midfielder Alan Marquez.
It was Alan who had his neck clamped behind him and forced Gulam, who was "Xi's father", to leave the melon-eating scene, so that the game could continue. Otherwise, a good UEFA Champions League group stage might turn into a gossipy duo-man-turn rural stage, which is not suitable for children.
In Zhuo Yang's impartial preaching justice, it was impossible for Kulibali and Gulam to fight, so they could only curse each other at the top of their voices.
Kulibali scolds Gulam as a "grass mom madman", and Kulibali scolds Kulibali for persecuting love and blocking free love;
Kulibali said that you are just holding on to my father, and Gulam said that your mother is my goddess, and I care for her seriously;
Kulibali said that you had died since you were a child and coaxed my mother into the bed. Gulam said, believe it or not, I will give you a younger brother next year;
Kulibali angrily shouted my day, you mom, Gulam shouted that my day is over, every fragrant night and day.
Because of anger, Kulibali's head was so big. "Beast, why don't you dig your mother out of the grave? A beast, you know that seducing my mother is not aware of her wife's words."
"My teeth were laughing, and your mother said to you." Gulam was so quarreled that he was excited: "Good guy, everyone is here. I still treat your mother as a little Tiantian. Tell you, it's not me at all..."
Alan Marquis rushed forward, covered Goulam's mouth with his right hand, and blocked what he wanted to say.
Someone took the lead, and Naples teammates rushed up to persuade the fight. Captain Hamsik kept pushing Kulibali to the distance. Zhuo Yang almost couldn't help but beat Alan on the spot: Too ignorant.
Alan couldn't stop him, because Culibali's wild dad and teammates were not only Guram, 27-year-old Brazilian goalkeeper Rafael Barbosa, 26-year-old Portuguese defender Mario Rui, 19-year-old Brazilian striker Leondrinho, 21-year-old Algerian striker Adam Onas, and 32-year-old Italian midfielder Jakelini. They all colluded with him in a passionate call from Culiba.
Kulibali looked around and saw that the whole team was full of fathers.
Of course, Alan Marquis is indispensable, and it was him who beat the drum and passed the flowers to Gulam. They are all fellow fellows, and they gather together for the same goal. Of course, they have to share good things together.
But Gulam was a little crazy, and he was not as good as those who were low-key doing practical things, and he was a bit too fond of the martyrdom. Perhaps as he said, he had real feelings and had true love with Kuma. After all, he longed for maternal love since he was a child. So Gulam was caught by Kulibali and appeared in action, and he thought he was the only one wild father.
Kulibali's huge wild father cluster, only Alan was on the court just now, so he took the initiative to stop Gulam from letting go.
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The excitement is gone, Zhuo Yang and Manchester City teammates are inexplicably melancholy, and even Spanish referee Mr. Raos is a little regretful. After all, there are football games every day, but such a sexy melon-eating two-man turn is hard to come by.
The farce of "father and son fighting for mother" came to an end. It was always a housework. I wish their family happiness. In a slight loss, Raos whistled and continued to do the serious business.
Sarri replaced Goulam and Kulibali with 35-year-old full-back veteran Christian Marjo and 26-year-old Serbian central defender Nikola Maximovic. Will he continue to embarrass him if he doesn't change?
The most embarrassing thing is Hamsik. After all, he is the captain. With such a ugly drama in front of Boss Zhuo, he, the captain, seems to be a waste.
The move to regain his face was to attack crazy. After the formation was adjusted, his position itself was very high, similar to the Shadow Front, which greatly reduced the defensive responsibilities of the midfield and backcourt, allowing him to free up his hands.
Manchester City took the lead 3:0 and recovered the formation moderately. After watching the fun, they didn't have the intention to beat the dogs. In the group stage, the important thing is to get 3 points and get injured.
In the 64th minute, Feiniao pulled back to the defense line to receive Delf's cross pass, and made a rare stop error, stopping the football three or four meters, embarrassing his Brazilian ancestors to death.
Karehong stepped up to pick up the bargain. In order to give his ancestors a face, Fei Niao stomped two steps and made a slide shovel and rolled into a ball with the motorcycle. The football ran to the penalty area by itself.
Mertens was smart, but Ederson was not slow either. He attacked sideways in time to block the shooting angle, but Mertens knocked the ball across the middle.
The grenade shot at the empty goal with a big foot, and Stones flew to block the eye, which was brave. The football was broken and flew out, and the grenade shouted "handball handball".
Raos is so good that Zhuo Yang thought the handball could not be eliminated, but he accurately judged that the football was just hitting Stones's ribs and had nothing to do with his arms.
Coach Sarri was so angry that he jumped around the sidelines, and he thought Raos was the black whistle.
It seems that you can score if you really give a penalty.
In the 71st minute, after receiving a pass from Marjo, the grenade started from the right rib. Dedin and Otamendi were both shook by him. After entering the penalty area, he suddenly changed direction and teased Feiniao's center of gravity, and then decisively hung on his barely stretched out leg and fell crisply.
This is an unquestionable penalty, even if it was deliberately found by the grenade.
Zhuo Yang thought that the grenade would be punished by himself no matter what, but he still gave in. Mertens put his hand into a fan, and the grenade did not stand up, but looked at other teammates.
As a result, Diavala, the youngest on the field, was the most apt. She bravely stood on the white spot with a whisper and was saved by Ederson. Ederson, both young and old, was not used to the problem.
If you are given a chance, but you miss two free throws, you will naturally not think about the game.
But the efforts of the burden were still rewarded. He used a volley from the penalty area line in the entire game to pierce Ederson and locked the score at 4:1, which was somewhat considered to be a bit of face for himself.
Ten minutes before the grenade scored, Sane shot and Renner were off, and Sterling successfully made the follow-up shot. Sane replaced Jesus before this, and Zhuo Yang was also replaced by B-seat.
In a big victory full of behind-the-scenes and fun, Manchester City ranked first in the group stage with three consecutive victories. In another game in the same group, Madibor, who played at home, once again played the basic law of the draw, and tied with Donetsk miners with a goal of 1:1.
After the three rounds of battle, Mandillo 9, 4, 2, 1, and it cannot be said that Madibor and Naples have no chance.
Chapter completed!