Once blue, always blue. Although Manchester City and Chelsea are not the same blue, in Lukaku's view, they are not Manchester United's red anyway.
Lukaku is an undercover agent. He knows that he is an undercover agent. Mourinho also suspected that he was an undercover agent.
In the 2013 European Super Cup, Champions League champion Bayern Munich faced UEFA Cup champion Chelsea, and the war between Guardiola and Mourinho continued.
The score was 1:1 in 90 minutes and 2:2 in 120 minutes. In the penalty shootout, Lukaku, who was the last Chelsea player to play, did not forget his undercover mission and gently pushed the football into Neuer's arms.
Guardiola won and Lukaku smiled.
But his actions almost betrayed his identity. Although no evidence could be found, Lukaku was sold to Everton by Mourinho a few days later.
That day, Guardiola said to him: "Your foundation is weakened, so you have to temporarily forget me and your mission. But you have never followed me, and it is still possible to gain Mourinho's trust again. One will succeed."
Thousands of bones have withered. Let’s have a drink before leaving. Take care.”
Lukaku did not forget his original intention, and he succeeded. With one goal after another, especially the two goals in Everton's two wins over Manchester City last season, he finally gained Mourinho's trust again.
Returned to his sect later in the year.
Four years later, Guardiola finally contacted him again. Just yesterday, Lukaku received a new task - to find Mourinho's undercover agent at Manchester City.
After deleting the text message, Lukaku looked calm - this is the basic skill of an undercover agent, but his heart was already surging.
Blue has not forgotten me! I am still lurking in the deep sea of ​​red.
There can't be only one undercover. Lukaku doesn't know who his comrades are in the Manchester United team, but he knows there are. Manchester City must also have Mourinho's undercover. Lukaku's task today is to dig him or them out.
come out.
Before taking action, you must first make a judgment. The first person Lukaku suspected was the referee "Blind Man" Oliver.
Over the years, Manchester City has had a high winning rate under Oliver's whistle, but Manchester United often received red cards in games where Oliver was the referee. These actions do not seem to be undercover, but simply black whistles.
But after the designated referee was announced two days ago, Mourinho immediately stood up and expressed concerns about the fairness of the law enforcement, which made Lukaku suspicious again.
The thief shouts to catch the thief, trying to cover up the situation and deliberately exuding hostility, which is the most simple operation to establish a relationship.
There is no way. People who work as undercovers lack everything but suspicion. Everyone looks like a ghost to ghosts. Lukaku thinks that he is not just thinking, because it is too difficult to see through a person in this world.
In the 3rd minute of the game, Walker kicked Herrera in the face during the frontcourt press. Oliver immediately showed the yellow card. Lukaku was confused again: it was given so early, it didn't look like an undercover agent.
Herrera, who replaced Pogba in the starting lineup today, is definitely not an undercover agent. After being kicked just now, he was holding his legs and rolling around on the turf. As soon as the sign came up, he immediately jumped up and became lively. He is a drama queen.
Lukaku also suspected that Aguero was an undercover agent, because four days ago the Argentine scored twice in the Champions League, showing that he was in very good condition, but Guardiola did not start him today.
Is Aguero a member of Uncle Bird? Was he discovered by Sir Gua? Isn’t it widely rumored that he is a member of Qi Xuanzong?
Nowadays, everyone has multiple identities. If you don’t peel off five or six layers of skin, you have no idea who he is. Lukaku sometimes forgets who he is, just like the song says: We
They are all in a hurry and forget the way out.
Lukaku is afraid of getting lost in the chaotic life of an undercover agent, so he sometimes takes risks to remind himself not to forget his original intention.
A week ago, we played an away game against Arsenal. Seeing that Manchester United was about to score three points, Professor Wenger almost cried on the sidelines. Lukaku was also immersed in the happiness of victory. Suddenly, he became alert. He was an undercover agent and should not be blamed for this.
Happy and happy for Manchester United.
So, he had an idea and drew a difficult blind spot in front of his house. The little monster wanted to destroy this undeserved happiness.
But De Gea did it again, and he saved the ball with an incredible save.
The game was won as expected, but Psy got angry after the game.
"I know there's a mole in our team, you'd better pray that I don't find him out." After saying that, Uncle Psy threw the three-headed abalone's lunch box.
Lukaku remained calm on the surface, but inside he was extremely frightened. Fortunately, he continued to get the starting spot a week later, and Psy obviously did not doubt him. The one who was given the starting spot was Lindelof, could he be an undercover agent?
De Gea, on the other hand, said mysteriously: "I didn't tell Uncle Psy that you did that on purpose, is that funny? Brother Lu, tell me secretly, did you feel good about that hook?"
Therefore, Lukaku suspected that De Gea was also an undercover agent, but he was not sure whether he was a counter-undercover agent and a fake undercover agent sent by Mourinho to test him.
Alas, the water in Infernal Affairs is too deep, I want to go home.
The only mole in Manchester United who is currently exposed is Mkhitaryan, who has been completely excluded from the lineup by Uncle Bird. Lukaku did not dare to inquire, but his teammates all said that Mkhitaryan was Wenger's undercover.
He was exposed because he was talking in his sleep while taking a nap and was heard saying things like "Dream of the Children's Factory" and "Professor I'm tired".
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In the 15th minute, Lukaku again suspected that Rashford was an undercover agent because he could have passed the ball to Lingard on the left side of the backcourt early in the middle, but he had to force it forward and was beaten by Zhuo.
Young and De Bruyne broke off easily.
If you are not an undercover agent, it would be difficult for you to do such a stupid thing. Rashford is only 20 years old. Alas, there is no one in the world who doesn’t understand me.
Rashford may be really stupid, and Lingard may be more like a mole. He scored two goals against Arsenal in the last game, which was amazing, but until this point in today's game, let alone shooting, Lu
Kaku almost never saw him touch a football.
Lingard looked like an undercover agent who came to the game with a stealth mission. Could it be that he was also one of Sir Guardiola's men? No, he wouldn't be at Manchester United today without Psy. I heard that Chef Fan saw Lingard.
I was so sick that I vomited. It was only under Uncle Psy that I became the captain of Manchester United's trident.
The trident is Lukaku, Martial and Rashford. Lingard is not only the handler, but also the dancing king of Manchester United.
After stealing the ball, Zhuo Yang turned over and pulled the Manchester United defense. De Bruyne distributed the ball to the center.
Sterling caught the ball, turned around, kicked the wall with Jesus, who was leaning against Valencia on the penalty area line, and then wiped the ball into the penalty area.
Smalling was slow to follow up, but Sterling also shot softly. His shot was more like a back pass to De Gea.
Lukaku instantly suspected that Sterling was an undercover agent, otherwise it would be impossible to explain why his shot was so funny. He was born in Liverpool, and maybe once he is red, he will always be red. Although Manchester United and Liverpool are not the same red, red and blue have been incompatible since ancient times.
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Chapter completed!