"Stop it, I-! If anyone tries again, don't blame me for being rude."
There was a sound of thunder, and the noisy players tunnel was immediately restrained by a restraining spell, and the crowd of sculptures was bustling.
Manchester City, Manchester United, Old Trafford staff, and the crowd all looked nervously at Zhuo Yang, who rushed in with a ferocious look.
Ibrahimovic rushed up with a chair.
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The 48-year-old soft tissue physiotherapist Mark Sertori is not a member of Guardiola's personal team. His personnel relationship is with Manchester City Club.
Sertori is very skilled in his business, his massage skills are beyond praise, and he is warm and enthusiastic. You will never hesitate to ask him for help.
Last time Zhuo's father came to Manchester and complained of back pain, Sertori went to Cheshire to give him a home massage. Zhuo's father praised his skills.
Moreover, Sertori has a particularly strong sense of collective honor. He is more excited than the players when Manchester City wins, and is more frustrated than the players when Manchester City loses.
But gold is not barefoot, and no man is perfect. Sertori has his own problems. This guy loves to cause trouble and is a troublemaker.
In the first half of April at Stamford Bridge, the time Zhuo Yang fell out with Kong Erduo in order to stand up for Guardiola, the reason was that Sertori provocatively called Chelsea's former fitness coach Paolo Bertelli "idiot".
Today, Manchester City won their 14th consecutive victory of the season, and it was in an away derby with the same city. Everyone is full of a sense of achievement, and Sertori is also proud.
When they left the field, the happiness of the Manchester City people was in sharp contrast to the sadness of the Manchester United people. Coupled with several small-scale conflicts before the end of the game, the excitement of the Manchester City people at this time was very deliberate.
The uglier the faces of Manchester United people, the higher the inner happiness value of Manchester City people. Lu Xun said, human beings' joys and sorrows are not connected, I just think they are noisy.
The Manchester United people endured it, but Manchester City, who were gloating about the misfortune, did not. It was Sertori who stirred up trouble.
The reason why he is a troublemaker is not only because he likes to stir up trouble, but because he likes to stir up trouble, he also picks out people who are not easy to mess with. This time, Sertori picked Ibrahimovic.
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Ibrahimovic has been in a bad mood these past few months, not all because of injuries.
After arriving at Manchester United last summer, Ibrahimovic's performance was actually quite good. He scored 28 goals and 10 assists in 46 appearances on all fronts, setting the stage for the Red Devils' 'mini treble' of UEFA Cup, League Cup and Community Shield.
It’s a great contribution.
However, Ibrahimovic could not find the 'king' feeling at Manchester United that he had in Paris. His 17 Premier League goals were also lost in the competition for the top scorer among Zhuo Yang, Kane, Lukaku and Sanchez.
Ibrahimovic doesn't like the Premier League, and he didn't like it even more after he strained his thigh in a UEFA Cup quarter-round match against Anderlecht in the first half of April, resulting in a season-ending injury.
Therefore, as soon as the season ended, he chose to terminate his contract with Manchester United and wanted to return to Paris as a free agent and continue to be the king.
Unexpectedly, after Paris acquired Neymar and Mbappe in the summer, he was no longer needed. Although his old friend and assistant director 'Coffee' Maxwell tried his best to bring them together, the newly appointed sports director, Portuguese Ante
Ronaldo Enrique still politely rejected Ibrahimovic's return.
After looking around for a suitable and favorite wealthy club, and not wanting to retire elsewhere, Ibrahimovic could only rely on Guardiola's old face to sign back to Manchester United.
Quite boring.
A month ago, Ibrahimovic returned from injury. But Mourinho knew that he would not stay at Manchester United for a long time, and Ibrahimovic also knew that Mourinho knew that, so now Manchester United's trident is Lukaku, Martial and Raphael.
Shford and Ibrahimovic can only give them three or Lingard as a substitute.
Three weeks ago, Manchester United, which had secured first place in the group in advance, challenged Basel in Switzerland in an away game in the fifth round. Ibrahimovic came on as a substitute for Martial in the second half, making him the first player in football history to represent seven different teams.
Champions League man.
The seven teams are Juventus, Inter Milan, Barcelona, ​​AC Milan, Paris and Manchester United.
But this is even more meaningless. There are seven teams, but there is no Champions League trophy. Ibrahimovic does not think this is an honor, but a slap in the face.
Ibrahimovic is not willing to be a substitute player, and he will still play as the main force even when he is 50 years old. To allow him to bear the humiliation and quietly stay at Manchester United is nothing more than hoping for the Big Ears Cup in the Champions League this season. Ibrahimovic does not say it, but
This is the greatest desire of his career.
It’s not that I don’t yearn for the World Cup, it’s that I know I can’t.
The matter with the Swedish national team makes Ibrahimovic even more depressed.
The Swedish national football team with him at its core failed to advance into South Africa and Brazil. After the defeat in the 2016 European Championship, Ibrahimovic announced his retirement from the national team. Unexpectedly, the Swedish football team without him eliminated Italy in this year's qualifying play-offs.
, miraculously entered Russia.
Whoever is missing is embarrassed.
Ibrahimovic wanted to play in the World Cup, and he really wanted to, but with such a shining figure, he couldn't add back the spit he spat out, and he couldn't pray to anyone. So he reservedly sent a vague message to the Swiss Football Association, with the purpose of
Let Ruizu take the initiative to send out the invitation, and then he will "reluctantly" return in compliance with public opinion.
However, nothing happened, and there was no movement from Ruizu's side, as if he, Ibrahimovic, had never been there.
Ibrahimovic is not stupid, he knows that this is the Swedish national team rejecting his return, just like Paris.
Am I really old and yellow?
Ibrahimovic does not believe in evil. The more he is dismissed as a rag, the more he will proudly act like a 'God'.
Although God is only a substitute for Manchester United, he is still the biggest star of the Red Devils. In an interview with reporters before the game, Ibrahimovic promised to end Manchester City's winning streak in this game.
"Manchester City can win 13 games in a row because they didn't meet Manchester United and they didn't meet me."
This is not called arrogant talk, because everyone said so before the game, arrogance is an integral part of football, and no one took it seriously.
But the result of the game was that Manchester United lost, and Manchester City's winning streak continued. After Ibrahimovic came on as substitute for Lingard in the 76th minute, he basically had no performance. He did not have a shot and made four passes and two mistakes.
It’s hard to say it’s a slap in the face, but compared to his bold words before the game, it does look like a joke. It would be quite embarrassing if someone with serious intentions caught on to this.
Mark Sertori is such a caring person.
Sertori and Arteta were happily walking and chatting, and the conversation was very lively, especially the suffocated black face of the Manchester United man next to him made him even more excited.
Manchester United's face became darker and darker, and Sertori became more and more excited, so he drifted away.
They were all walking in the tunnel, and the person walking shoulder-to-shoulder with Sertori happened to be Ibrahimovic. Sertori was smart and remembered Ibrahimovic's big words before the game.
"Hey, Swede, didn't you brag about your awesomeness before the game? You're not just a fake guy who just talks and doesn't practice."
Let alone Ibrahimovic, no one else would be able to bear it.
He twisted his head and smashed the wet towel in Sertori's face. "Fuck you!"
Sertori is a person who likes to stir up trouble but doesn't take it upon himself. He doesn't have the courage to punch anyone in the face with his fist. He's just a mean talker.
Arteta quickly came up to persuade me and walked in front of Ibrahimovic. "Forget it, don't make trouble."
Ibrahimovic shoved Arteta hard with a dark face.
His strength was so great that Arteta and Sertori were pushed together and had their photos posted on the wall.
Chapter completed!