There are no weak brigades in Europe, but there are fish underwater.
The seven big European fishes: Andorra, San Marino, Malta, Faroe Islands, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein...
Iceland used to be the same, but now it is so fierce that it is replaced by Latvia, which quickly turns into a slimming. As for Gibraltar, which sometimes doesn’t have any, they can’t even be considered a slimming, and at most it’s fish food.
The seven big fish wins the New Year, and even the goals are on their birthdays. If one day smoke comes from the ancestral grave, the day may change, and the National Day may change.
In fact, Liechtenstein is relatively least "bad" among the "seven" corners because they still have some records that are dazzling.
The country is too small and can't even turn around if you want to start your own professional league. There is only one professional team in Liechtenstein - Vaduz FC, which has participated in the league of neighbor Switzerland since the beginning.
After more than 40 years of hard work, Vaduz FC rushed to the third level of Switzerland, and after another 30 years of hard work, it finally reached the second level of the Rio League. Last season, Vaduz ranked fourth in the Rio League and still ranked
Not bad.
Although Vaduz is registered to participate in the Swiss League, it is still theoretically registered in the Liechtenstein Football Association, and Liechtenstein is only assigned to one place in the League Cup qualifying round. That is to say, even if Vaduz wins the Serie Super League championship, they also
Unable to participate in the Champions League.
The only possibility of playing in the Champions League is to win the League Cup. Of course, talking about these things to Vaduz now is like Yang Yi telling Li Bai about the steam engine.
The players of Liechton's national team mainly come from Vaduz, but the most awesome players in the history of the national team are not from here.
Mario Flick was born in Liechton's amateur team Balzeldz, who was spotted by the Rich Premier League St. Gallen Club at the age of 19. At the age of 26, he transferred to Serie Arezzo.
In the next nine years, Frick played four seasons in Serie A and four seasons in Serie B. He scored a total of 21 goals in Serie A. He is a striker.
It was this experience that made Frick the most brilliant player in the history of Liechton national team, and the well-deserved thigh of Liechton football during that period.
In the three seasons of 2006-09, Frick, the substitute forward who played for Siena, also played against AC Milan and Zhuo Yang many times, and he still has strength. He is Liechton's "Super Mario".
The summer before yesterday, Frick, 41, retired in Vaduz, and now he is the only head coach.
Frick scored a total of 16 goals in the national team, making him the only player in the history of the national football team to score in double goals.
The national football team was not established for a long time and was officially established in 1982, but they won the first international game not too late. In the Asian journey of the year they were established, Liechton defeated Indonesia 3:2. Half a year later,
Again 1:0 defeated Malaysia.
This is not a big deal. In 2004, Portugal, which had just won the second place in Europe, had a 2-2 away draw in the World Cup. Portugal scored a goal and was still a Liechton owned by Liechton. This is Liechton's.
The first point in the international competition, how can Ronaldo be in love with him...
In the following two years, Liechton has played against each other in various qualifiers, such as Iceland, Luxembourg, and Latvia. Who is the fucking bad guy with you? Your whole family is the weak guy.
At the end of last year, Liechton defeated all the Asian powerhouses Qatar, which played 2:1 in the friendly match, and added another round of the honor list.
Liechton Fifa is now ranked 181st in the world. It is really a big bottom, but it is not that big on occasion.
A very important reason for the low ranking is that there are few games. Apart from just trying it out in regular qualifiers, niche teams not only do not have extra points for major competitions, but also do not have too many opportunities for friendly matches. Football matches must be seen by both sides.
Only then can I kick it up, but the head of the shaving pick is not enough.
Generally speaking, it is a good thing to do before the World Cup, and Liechton is not the turn, but this time, the chairman of the Football Association, Earl Maxel, has found Zhuo Yang. He is not an outsider. Maxel, who is 55 years old, is a senior.
I have to call Zhuo Yang "third uncle".
The Koko family is closely related to the Liechtenstein royal family. The retweet of the crown prince Hubert, the great-grandmother of Kokoko, Duchess Margaret, was the youngest daughter of the Grand Duke of Liechtenstein at that time.
Because the Koko family was not prosperous, they got married and had children late, so they generally had a relatively large generation. As a member of the royal family of Liechtenstein, Maxel had to call Koko three aunts seriously.
If you are relatives, you will feel apart if you refuse again. Anyway, the Chinese team really needs a sacrificial chicken, so Zhuo Yang decided to arrange the game at the 'hottest', and it was in the World Cup venue Kazan Arena
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Since that's the case, Koko also came, and as a special specialist of the Football Association, he entered the room of Chinese captain Zhuo Yang openly. It was obvious that the two had important bilateral football issues that needed to be negotiated, and they had to have a deep conversation all night.
talk.
The Chinese team does not engage in humanistic care for certain European teams. During the World Cup, family members are not allowed to accompany the team and are not allowed to appear in the hotel where the team is located.
The team strictly governs the army, and will clarify the "Top Ten Bans" before each expedition. Discipline is not a joke, and no one can test the law with one's own heart.
Of course, Zhuo Yang cannot be considered a violation of discipline, because he is the discipline itself. He is just having important communication with important officials in Liechtenstein, and it is just a coincidence that the officials in Liechtenstein are his wife.
For ten years, Koko has three hatreds for football. One hates AC Milan for concentrated accommodation before the game, the other hates Mu's abstinence before the game, and the other hates the national team for not being allowed to follow the army.
In Russia in 2018, she hated nothing.
Don’t think that non-domineering president Christine Josephine Zhuo is not a little girl. She did it on purpose this time. She also agreed that her husband obeyed her completely, the team was disciplined, and the wife’s words were natural.
Of course, Zhuo Yang's privilege is also one of the team's disciplines, and it is the highest level of discipline.
Zhuo Yang has always wanted Koko to play the World Cup with him. He wanted to do it eight years ago when South Africa was. But as the captain, he must set an example and insisted on being a forceful person, but he still couldn't hide his face.
Zhuo Yang knew that Koko would not affect his game status around him, but people were different, so others might not be sure. It was really like some teams studying, which stipulated several family opening days, and those women would have to take the ball.
The team cannot be made into a live broadcast. Nowadays, no one’s wife wants to be an internet celebrity.
The wives and girlfriends of the international players are nothing more than movie stars and young model flight attendants. The circle is so big. They will be intrigued by each other and they will not care about what occasion you are. Can you fight for whoever you take a group photo to stand in the C position?
So Zhuo Yang never made a speech, and he took the lead. But this time, he made a speech for himself without even thinking about it, because I didn’t want to be wronged by myself anymore, and I didn’t want to be wronged by football.
Because I can, you still can't.
Chapter completed!