Chapter 88 Surrey's loneliness is like smoke
Zhuo Yang, Lao Gua, and Sarri were all shocked by the game.
Sarri was surprised that his team actually showed such strong combat effectiveness, and the midfield pressure and passing tactics were still mixed, as if he had experienced a sudden change overnight, and the inexplicable look was very vivid.
Lao Gua was surprised that Chelsea were in such good condition and came out so early. They were obviously playing the Charity Shield like the Champions League final. What are you going to do?
Zhuo Yang was surprised that Sari's smoking method was so bizarre that it was beyond imagination.
Zhuoyang did not start. He just returned to the team yesterday. He jogged as early as possible to warm up and did not have any joint training with the team. Even if he is as noble as a god, it would be a bit nonsense to start that night.
Lao Gua did not send out all the main players, Regent, Laporte, Shitou, Mendy, Debich, Feiniao, Teacher Jing, Foden, Akun, Sane, B Xi.
A large group of vigorous little demons and loanees from the Guinness Cup warm-up match have returned. Today, only a few are allowed to come to Wembley, including defender Eric Garcia and midfielder Douglas Lewis, who have high expectations.
, forward Lucas Nmecha, both remain at home.
After all, the Charity Shield is a trophy. If you win, the players who participate in receiving the award will be registered, and they can say that they had this honor wherever they go in the future. So if you are not injured or sick and are not with the team, it basically means that your chances in the new season are slim.
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19-year-old midfielder Brahim Dias is sitting on the bench. He signed up for the first team last year and is considered familiar. Apart from him, there are only three new players.
There was no big transfer move, but Manchester City still made small moves. The 18-year-old French midfielder Claudio Gomez, known as the 'New Kante', was poached by Manchester City from Paris for 5 million.
The 21-year-old Dutch central defender, the 'new Van Dijk' Felipe Sandler, moved to Manchester City from Eredivisie Zwolle for 2.6 million.
There is also an Asian, 19-year-old winger and Australian football hopeful Daniel Arzani, who also came to Manchester City from Melbourne City. He is of Iranian descent and is considered Asian regardless of blood or football nationality.
These three children looked at Zhuoyang with the same eyes as fans. When the boss greeted them, the expressions on the three faces were stiff, and they were so nervous that they couldn't speak clearly. From this look, there might not be much future.
Guardiola did not arrange for them to start, so naturally he still had thoughts about the Charity Shield. Although most of the players in the first team played for the first time after the summer vacation, their experience and strength are there, and the fault tolerance rate is very high.
But Lao Gua did not expect that the veterans were so disgraceful that they were overwhelmed by their opponent Chelsea on the field. Each one of them seemed to have not returned from vacation.
In fact, veterans are also confused: When did Chelsea become so scary?
Chelsea also participated in the Guinness Cup pre-season warm-up, but their performance was not good, with two losses and one draw in three games. Sarri was eager for a good start in the Charity Shield, but he did not deliberately adjust his state because of it. In fact, now
At this stage, it is unrealistic to think how well the adjustment can be made.
It was also the first team after the holiday, but what surprised Sarri was that these dogs who were still sick in training suddenly seemed to have drunk chicken blood before entering the field today, and they screamed and held Manchester City down.
Hit the head.
Caballero, Cahill, Rudiger, Alonso, azp, Fabregas, Ross Barkley, Jorginho, Mo Sloppy, Willian, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Sa
My favorite and best 4-3-3.
Kante, Hazard, and Giroud are also missing due to physical reasons. Ding Ding, Da Xi, Walker, who is missing from Manchester City, and Zhuoyang who is not starting, do not take advantage of each other.
Courtois and Real Madrid hooked up very happily, and Chelsea didn't want to let him go, but they could only be prepared to lose their pantyhose, so they wouldn't let him go today.
Jorginho followed Maurizio Sarri from Naples to Chelsea for a transfer worth 50 million pounds. Manchester City tried to cut him off, but failed.
The 18-year-old Odoi came from the Blue Bridge youth training. In the U17 World Cup held in India in 2017, he was the main force for the champion England. He sent three assists against Spain in the final and was nicknamed "Little Sterling".
In the 2nd minute, the ball was distributed in the middle of the B seat. Sane received the ball and pedaled his bicycle outside the corner of the penalty area. Rudiger was holding him motionless, but Sane had no choice but to force a kick and the result was that he was confused.
In the 5th minute, Jorginho kicked over the B seat while defending in the backcourt. Akun's free kick from 24 yards was blocked by the wall.
Two minutes later, Sane made a direct pass, and Akun took a long shot with all his strength. Compatriot Caballero did not give any face and steadily caught it.
Then, Zhuo Yang started to warm up, playing bunts, running outside the court and stretching at the same time.
The plan was that he would only join in the second half, but since he had not done any serious exercise in more than 20 days, he naturally needed to warm up more fully.
This is London, and naturally there are many Chelsea fans, but Zhuo Yang walked out from under the shed, and the Wembley stands applauded regardless of their position. Such a scene has never appeared in an English game.
Faced with such compliments, Zhuo Yang had no choice but to pause and return the favor by applauding from all directions. Both sides of the court also frequently looked over.
Then, the Chelsea players may have been stimulated, and they suddenly became more energetic. Manchester City's previous offensive, which was still dominant, came to an end.
In fact, the tactics of Sarri and Lao Gua are very similar. They are both midfielder-centered passing and controlling. The roots of their tactical ideas come from Cruyff Sacchi, but Lao Gua is more effective in defeating Saint and Sarri is more advanced in Sacchi.
Sarri's passing control is obsessed with an inverted triangle group, while Lao Gua's various triangles and diamonds are not limited to the situation and are more flexible.
But at this moment, there is a fresh wave of bombardment from Chelsea. Although it is still under the guise of passing and controlling, it is clearly the poison of Uncle Zha's tactics. As we all know, Lao Gua is no longer afraid of Mu Niao's restrictive methods, but only has a headache with Zha.
Run and gun style.
Without any warning, Manchester City, who had just arrived after the summer vacation, were blown to pieces. Passing the ball? Wear an eggplant.
Within half an hour, it was all about Chelsea.
Foden was robbed, Ma Alonso made a long pass, and Sloppy faced Bravo alone. Fortunately, his "double inverse foot" addiction relapsed at this time, otherwise the regent would have to surrender his gun immediately.
Debich was robbed, and Francesco shot a wild shot in the penalty area, and the ball missed the corner.
Pedro dribbled the ball to break through and score the ball. Odoi stepped out of the way in front of the penalty area and shot the ball high with his right foot. The 18-year-old didn't take the 33-year-old world champion Debich seriously.
Azp cut in from the wing and passed the ball, the Sabers volleyed into the post, and Odoi missed the mark just a little bit.
Such an unreasonable and quick whirlwind immediately confused Guardiola. He didn't understand why the thick-browed Sarri betrayed his football philosophy and shamelessly licked Klopp's ass.
Sarri also couldn't understand how, after teaching him enthusiastic passing and control for half a month, he suddenly felt like being bitten by a dog and started to play hard with Manchester City. It was indeed enjoyable, but this was not what he wanted.
Happy or depressed? That is the question. Sarri took out another Winston from his pocket.
Smoking is banned in football stadiums around the world. Of course, Sarri will not be exempted. Fatty An has to hide in the coaching room and secretly smash cigars.
Sarri, nicknamed the 'Big Smoking Barrel', is a much bigger smoker than Ancelotti. If not stopped, he would smoke four packs of cigarettes a day and only light up once a day.
But there was no hidden smoking room in Surrey, so he couldn't hold it in for that long. It was impossible not to smoke, so what should he do?
As a result, Sarri was forced to create a horrifyingly addictive way.
So, Zhuo Yang, who happened to run next to him and raised his leg, saw in horror that Sari put the cigarette into his lips, chewed it bit by bit... and ate...
Will he die?
Is there anything he's afraid of eating?
Is this world no longer able to tolerate him?
Shennong tasted herbs for the sake of all people, but chewed tobacco because he was lonely?
Would the betel nut seller want to beat him to death?
Will chewing tobacco to extract the juice and then swallowing it will teach children bad habits?
Should I get rid of the harm to the people immediately?
A great man like Zhuo Yang finally became messy.
Chapter completed!