It was raining in London again, and the misty rain drowning the Chiefs' Stadium and extinguished the enthusiasm here.
Unai Emery stood in the fog, no one came to disturb him. Say goodbye to the sunny Paris and come to the dark and humid London, claiming to bring 'beautiful football' to Arsenal, and feel the Premier League at the first time
Deeply malicious.
The game has ended, and the dazzling score on the display screen is - 1:7!
According to international practice, the home team Arsenal is in front and the away team Manchester City is in back.
This is the first round of the Premier League in 2018-19. In other words, Aimei took over the Arsenal's first official game and was covered in blood.
Although there was still a 0:8 defeat to Loughborough in the English League Two on December 12, 1896, and a 2:8 loss to Manchester United on August 28, 2011, the score was broken by 2:7
Arsenal's home loss record.
It turns out that the "beautiful football" mentioned by Aimei is to let the opponent play beautiful football at the Emirates Stadium, and the loyal arsenal fans are out of touch.
The rainy summer in London in August, love the beautiful winter, arrives early.
Manchester City is not human, Zhuo Yang is a beast.
Spanish coach Aimei was born in a football family. It is said that since the football has been there, their ancestors have started guarding the goal, and his father, his father, and he are all goalkeepers.
However, Emery's career is not good, and he has been on the low-level bench for many years. In 2004, Emery, 33, began coaching.
Zhuo Yang's famous "Pisjuan Battle" happened before Aimei. It was also in Seville that he became a famous coach.
In the three seasons of 2013-16, Aimei led Sevilla to achieve three consecutive championships in the League Cup, almost turning this famous event into the "Sevilla Cup".
So awesome, so I went to Paris Grande.
Paris only has the kingly spirit of Ligue 1, no luck in the Champions League, nor the blessing of the League Cup, so this summer Aimei has become the world-renowned successor of Professor Wenger.
The professors from the flowers ordered it, just like Kangxi and Yongzheng.
Last season, Manchester City won all the championships that can be won outside the FA Cup, forcing the Premier League to form a situation where heroes encircle Blue Moon. In the new season, Manchester City did not make any big moves in the transfer market, but everyone in the core backbone was awesome again.
In the year, the animals are even more ferocious.
After the World Cup, British media immediately called on all the heroes not to abandon them, weak teams should not be afraid before fighting, strong teams should be brave enough to compete, if Manchester City makes the Premier League laugh and talks about Bayern and Bundesliga, Juventus and Serie A, Paris and Ligue 1
, it will be the sadness of the Premier League.
Watching the funeral is not a big deal, but seeing that the funeral is not a big deal.
The Premier League is indeed more backbone than the other four major leagues. Small teams have no habit of giving in to the giants to maintain their usefulness. Even if they die, they will have to be despised.
In order to deal with Manchester City's bullying, all teams have strengthened the roster.
Arsenal's signings still have distinct arsenal characteristics. He let Prince Vie, Carraso and Chambers go away. He recruited veteran Lichsteiner from Juventus and introduced the 19-year-old French Ligue 2 from Lorient 10 million.
The midfielder, Matteo Gondozi, won 16 million from Dortmund to the Greek central defender, "Yang Papa" Papastasopoulos.
The highlight is 22-year-old Uruguay international midfielder Lucas Torrea from Sampdoria, with a transfer fee of £30 million. The transfer work is not over yet, but the 'strongest man is already in the team'.
The Community Shield Four days ago gave the people of the Premier League the hope of resisting invincible Manchester City. Although Chelsea lost, they lost with great courage and gloriousness.
Manchester City is actually subject to Chelsea's entire game. Whether in terms of tactics or player status, it should be Chelsea's game. Manchester City's victory is just Zhuo Yang's personal courage.
During the pre-season warm-up, Aimei's Arsenal won 3 wins and 2 draws in five games, including a Guinness Cup victory over his old club Paris Saint-Germain. The first round of the Premier League came as scheduled, and Aimei's energetic was ready.
Prepare.
Huang Papa and Gondozi started, and Professor Wenger watched the enemy's formation in the stands. Mei Yangyang, Mkhitaryan, Ramsey, Zaka, Mustafi, Cech and other famous players, including the past few years
Dead Fish Eye No. 10, who was sitting on the bench, made their debut.
Guardiola sent the attacking combination of Akun, Sterling and Sane, Fei Niao, Teacher Jing, the midfield triangle of B-seat, Zhuo Yang, Ding Ding, and Jesus sitting on the bench.
The first half was calm, and Sterling received a pass from left-back Mendy in the 14th minute, cut inside in front of the penalty area and suddenly shot, Manchester City led 1:0.
A big step for the maggots and a small step for the game. In hindsight, this goal is undoubtedly just a small wave in the pond.
In the 49th minute, Zhuo Yang replaced Sane to appear.
In the 69th minute, the score became 4:0, and Zhuo Yang completed a hat trick, including a Dead Knight.
At this time, Aimei was already in chaos. He replaced Ramsey, who was ineffective in the middle of the midfield and his captain Zaka, who was appointed as the captain of the new season, and replaced Torrea and Lacazette to try to save the defeat at home.
In the 20 minutes of Zhuo Yang's appearance, Zaka and Ramsey fell to the ground five times each in the confrontation, and they were as delicate as a little girl in front of Zhuo Yang. And Gondozi from French Ligue 2, the number of times he fell to the ground was
The total of these two people.
There is also a dead goldfish-eyed idiot, who is almost disbanded by being criticized.
So much so that after the game, Mia Harifar, the UK's No. 1 adult actress, said: Goldfish Eye and Gondozi, they were lying down more times in one game than I did in a year.
After another 15 minutes, the score became 7:0. Zhuo Yang scored two more goals, including a three-body goal. The remaining one was Mendy assisted and passed the third pass in the penalty area, and shot in the b-face.
Unfortunately, Zhuo Yang's several Sky Eye passes were not picked up by his teammates, otherwise the score would be doubled.
It was really hard to play Chelsea four days ago. Both are big6, and today Arsenal is a fake. The camera frequently shows Wenger with a dark face in the stands, and occasionally changes to the at a loss of love.
Zhuo Yang and Aimei have no friendship, but they have Wenger, Meiyang and Mkhitaryan, and they have good friendship. After 7:0, looking at the three devastated faces, Zhuo Da's kindness and good people are aroused,
Command the team to put one.
In the 89th minute, Aubameyang scored a corner kick and the score was fixed at 7:1.
Even so, the cruelty of Manchester City and Zhuo Yang also scared the Premier League. Although Arsenal is now firmly in the sixth place in Big6, he is Arsenal after all, and he is dismembered after opening the door. It's so fucking scary.
If not, we have to expand our military. Manchester City is not a son, so Zhuo Yang's son stopped crying.
Not only the Premier League, Ronaldo secretly said: It's really a good thing to come to Juventus, you're right? What's the point of living in the Premier League?
Boss Mei: Whoever goes to the Premier League is the dog?
Second brother: If you love him, send him to the Premier League, because it is heaven; if you hate him, send him to the Premier League, because it is hell.
Scar: What a hot mom criticized me, Chelsea called me back, did I throw away your Lanqiao ancestral grave?
But this world will not lack courageous people. Grandpa Mo and Xiaozhu, who watched the live broadcast of the game, looked bright.
The two most famous old gods in the Bundesliga took the blame for Löw after Russia's crushing defeat this summer. Both of them were strong men and directly announced that they had withdrawn from the national team that they had played for 15 years.
He served the three coaches of Woller, Klinsmann and Loew, and also won the Hercules Cup for Germany in 2014. He also took everything in a sudden crisis. What else do you want them to do?
If you say that they can't play when they are old, that's not a joke. Scar can kill all the people at the age of 35 and still kill all the world in the World Cup. Grandpa Mo and President Zhu don't think they can't bear it at the age of 34.
Move the knife.
I talked about the young maniac. Bayern and Dortmund both changed their new coaches and started to build a periodic youth. The two masters who have worked diligently for more than ten years think they can live for themselves.
President Pig left Madiburg to Bayern in 2004. So far, there is absolutely no saying that the meritorious captain of Bayern's team history has been. Bayern is not Real Madrid, and the old captain wants to go out and see it in his later years. Naturally, both sides can get together and part ways for the future to leave the Atlantic Ocean.
A vast good fate.
The same is true for Grandpa Mo. In 2009, he was summoned by Uncle Slag to join the Hornets from Manchester United, and even did not hesitate to hate Sir Florence. In the next nine years, Dortmund resurrected from the brink of financial bankruptcy and became the Bundesliga double who competed with Bayern.
Grandpa is the pillar of competition.
After friendly negotiations, Bayern and Dortmund reached an early termination agreement with their grandfather and Pig, allowing them to sign a generous maximum salary contract for themselves as free.
How much weight do these two masters have? News has come out that from the five major leagues to the major leagues to the East Asia and the Middle East, almost all clubs that can afford to pay have sent invitations.
Grandpa Mo has been in Manchester United for five years, and the Premier League is a scenery he has experienced, so he mainly chooses between Real Madrid, Paris and Inter Milan, and Piglet doesn't matter, as long as it's not the Bundesliga. But both of them avoid Juventus and Barcelona.
Because I don’t want to get fire with my second brother and Scar.
But in one match, Manchester City 7:1 Arsenal made the two masters give up the principle directly.
Too crazy! Dogs are too crazy. The Premier League is all cowardly and they dodge it. I still have to rely on me to deal with him.
President Zhu took over the fatherly love handed over by Uncle Zha and joined Liverpool and fought side by side with Tu Ye.
Grandpa Mo didn't go, and it was enough to join Uncle Scrap once in his life. If he had too many, he would be fucked. He didn't know Manchester United either. On the one hand, leaving was a dirty account, and on the other hand, he didn't like Mourinho and his tactics very much.
Arsenal is too miserable, and Chelsea doesn't even have a Champions League, so Grandpa Mo joined Uncle Bo's Tottenham.
Mr. Zhu said: "I came for Zhuo Yang, you know, a gentleman like me, it is impossible to watch him bully men and women in the Premier League. I like Liverpool, here are Mr. Klopp and my brother Mr. Tu.
Now Zhuo Yang still wants to continue to dominate the Premier League. He has to ask whether we agree or not, you know."
Grandpa Mo said: "Zhuo Yang is my brother, I love him as much as my son. He is the greatest star in football history, which makes me feel like a fatherly pride. Now I am here to create something for him.
Pressure, after all, only stress can make the 'greatest' more worthy. Look, do I love him very much?"
Zhuo Yang was happy to play the piano with a split. Master Xiu Zheng said that there will be resistance in the new season, so he knew that things were not that simple. Now Grandpa Mo, Xiaozhu, and Tu are indeed gathered in the Premier League.
Chapter completed!