There are no weak teams in the Premier League? The British media is not so sure.
The new season has just begun five rounds, 7:1 Arsenal, 9:1 Ha Town, 6:1 Newcastle, 11:0 Fulham, do you tell Manchester City that there are no weak teams in the Premier League?
In just five rounds, Zhuo Yang scored 25 goals in 533410. Usually, this number can compete for the league Golden Boot. Do you tell Zhuo Yang that there are no weak teams in the Premier League?
Including the third and fourth place finals of the World Cup not long ago, Zhuo Yang has already scored hat tricks or hats in eight consecutive games in the matches he participated, with a total of 10 hats and 34 goals in eight games.
No one could have expected that from this summer, Zhuo Yang, who is already 33 years old, would become so wild. Perhaps, there are still no weak teams in the Premier League, but in Zhuo Yang's eyes, there are no strong opponents in football.
Especially the miracle of 11:0 Fulham Zhuoyang's 10 goals in a single game completely exploded the entire Premier League worship of him, all kinds of sincere, fake, hot, hot, and hot, and overwhelming as if they were not worth it.
But some people's perspectives on taking advantage of the popularity are very strange, which makes Zhuo Yang exclaimed that he can't stand it.
Oasis Band was once the top rock band in England. Their masterpieces "supersonic" and "stop   crying    your     heart   out    singing all over the world, including China.
The Oasis Lair is in Manchester. Speaking of Oasis, we have to mention the brothers of lead singer Liane Geller and lead bassist Noel Geigler.
The brothers and their family are both natives of Manchester, and they are also the ancestral Manchester City Blue Moon, the pure blue one. It should be said not to mention it. Before the Mansour King's era, the Oasis band with the Geigler brothers as the core was almost the only one in Manchester City.
Where you can beat Manchester City outside the court.
There is nothing else, because the Geigler brothers, the famous Oasis Band is Manchester City's most loyal supporter, no matter how poor or rich they are.
The Geigler brothers have publicly ridiculed and even verbally criticized Manchester United many times, and wrote them into songs to scold them. Beckham said that the relationship was not good.
The flowers are not red for a hundred days, and the beans are boiled. Later, because the two brothers turned against each other because of their right to speak, ideas and various trivial matters, the Oasis Band gradually collapsed until they finally disbanded, which made the fans sigh.
Later, the older brother Noel formed the brand new "Nor Geelerge's Goofy Birds", while the younger brother Lian En gathered the remaining parts of the oasis to form the "Bubble Eye Band". But the flowers finally faded, and the two bands
The developments are far from the oasis that once were.
But the brothers went their separate ways in their careers, but the Blue Moon heart that supports Manchester City has never been dim, just now.
In February this year, in the 18th round of the Premier League last season, Manchester City faced Tottenham Hotspur at home, and his younger brother Lianne Geigler also appeared in the stands at the city stadium with the unemployed "Bald Crane" Tuchel (see details for details
Chapter 640: Carrying coal to Newcastle). It has a good feeling of existence.
Brother Noel Geigler is not a fuel-efficient lamp either.
The day after Manchester City beat Fulham 11:0, Noel said: "The great Zhuo Yang, the great Manchester City, there is no doubt that Zhuo Yang is the most outstanding player I have ever met, no doubt."
"Why is such a great player Zhuo Yang willing to come to Manchester City? Because Manchester City is so noble. Unlike our neighbors, Manchester United only spends a lot of bargains. Manchester United will never invite such a great player Zhuo Yang.
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"Oh my God, I can't express my admiration for Zhuo Yang in words. What I want to say is that I would be very honored if Zhuo Yang wanted to sleep with my wife."
Zhuo Yang: “…”
Noel's current wife, Sarah McDonald, is a fashion actress. She is very famous in the entertainment industry and looks like a type of disaster for the country and the people. She walks on her chest and double flashes.
Sarah has no shy habit of being a woman.
"I have no intention of offending Princess Christine, but if Mr. Zhuo Yang wants to date me, I promise you will have an unforgettable night." (Manually compose your heart)
Jie Niang doesn't look like a good person.
It doesn’t matter if you take advantage of the popularity, it doesn’t matter if you speak without any restraint. Even if you hit Zhuo Yang’s side, you will just smile with a hint. But you just call Koko in your words, which makes people very disgusting.
But neither Zhuo Yang nor Kou Kou could scold or criticize her, as it would seem unaffordable. Not only did he lose his identity, he also fulfilled the girl's wish to continue to take advantage of the popularity.
To be honest, Zhuo Yang doesn't hate such jokes. After all, he is a man. He was recommended by a beauty to be a pillow. Who hasn't had a little vanity?
But Koko didn't like to listen. Although she knew that the stinky girls were forcibly taking advantage of the popularity and knew that they had nothing to do with Zhuo Yang in essence, and they could not have anything to do with him, she just felt unhappy.
Women are all scrupulous, especially the deeper they have to do with each other, and they are unreasonable when they are petty. This has nothing to do with status and pattern, because women are dragons in caves, and they are careful to protect everything that belongs to them.
Koko could not speak out and refute anything about Sarah, nor could he threaten to shut up his mouth, as he would be caught by the media that would not be too serious. After all, the British could even joke about the old lady of Buckingham Palace.
O'Neal once asked Beckham's wife Victoria on the show: If I marry the queen, will I become the king of England?
Mrs. Bei said: I am looking forward to it.
Mrs. Zhuo was unhappy and could only look at her husband. She flew back to Manchester City overnight without even saying hello. While she was surprised, Zhuo Yang was shocked.
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"Brother Zhuo Yang, you should improve your aesthetic."
"Impossible. You have represented the ultimate state of human aesthetics, and I cannot rise again."
"Thus... you should improve your IQ."
"Dear, just because I played the piano, the science community has lost a new Einstein."
"Men will become mentally retarded in front of beautiful women."
"No wonder, since I fell in love with you, I always feel that I have forgotten something. It turns out that I have forgotten that I am a mentally retarded person. Wife, you owe Einstein to the whole world."
"You shouldn't let other women make bad ideas for you."
"Hmph, I will immediately arrange to sell the bad woman who has beaten me to a black coal mine."
"good."
Zhuo Yang: “…”
"Do you think this woman named Sarah is beautiful?"
"I didn't even look at her."
"You see now."
"No. A face full of imagination of intangible cultural heritage, with lips as if it had just eaten a dead child, what's so good about it?"
"Have you not seen it? How do you know about intangible cultural heritage faces and lip gloss?"
Zhuo Yang: “…”
"Brother Zhuo Yang, if one day I am not as beautiful as I am now, then..."
"Impossible, absolutely impossible."
“I will grow old slowly.”
"You will definitely be the most beautiful even if you live to one hundred years old."
"Are you sure?"
"Wife, have you forgotten? Saint Ake Demo was still the most beautiful woman when she was 110 years old."
Koko smiled. "You can't say that. There will always be a very small number of young girls who will look a little better than me when I am older."
"Impossible. You are all good-looking when you compare with you, you are all good-looking when you compare with you, and you are all good-looking when you compare with anyone."
With a bright smile on the whole of Cheshire, flowers bloomed.
Among the flowers, she frowned slightly again.
"Brother Zhuo Yang, do you dare say that you have never imagined other women occasionally, never once?"
This topic is difficult to answer. After all, Zhuo Yang is also a normal man, so he decided to use attack as his defense.
"Wife, I scored ten goals in one game."
"What about that?"
"The whole world is praising me, why don't you praise me?"
"That's because the whole world is making a fuss, I'm the only one."
"Without your praise, even if I have the whole world, I still have nothing."
"Jin Guru stick, Yin Guru stick, I am the best husband!"
"continue."
"The river flows, my husband is so cool."
"Praise it more deeply."
"But you didn't give me the goal..."
Zhuo Yang: “…”
"You have no heart."
"Wife, I only have you in my eyes. You are a miracle in my life."
"What about your heart?" Koko refused to give in: "Go back to the question just now. When I was not at home, have you been empty, lonely and cold? Have you ever fantasized about other women occasionally, never once?"
Chapter completed!