Which one has a higher IQ, Uncle Zha or Lao Gua? This question has caused controversy among the three brothers.
IQ, the index of personal intelligence test scores compared with the scores of subjects of the same age, is a data that measures the level of individual intelligence.
From this point of view, IQ is not a very accurate indicator with strict standards, and there is no rigorous scale as high as height, weight and age. Since it is tested, there will definitely be training factors.
Therefore, Zhuo Yang, Mr. Zhu and Mr. Tu said that their IQ were actually discussing the thief between Uncle Zha and Lao Gua.
Zhuo Yang and Lao Gua have been working together for the fifth year, which is longer than with Uncle Zha. Moreover, he was basically a child in the Madibao era. Seeing Uncle Zha is an elder, he is naturally not as good as knowing as Lao Gua’s friends and colleagues after traveling through the world.
Lao Gua's dirty, petty, iron fist and treacherous years have been seen in Zhuo Yang's eyes, so he thinks Lao Gua has a higher IQ.
Before this year, Xiaozhu stayed in German football. Even after leaving Madiburg, he had a lot of dealings with Uncle Zha and had always been very close to each other. He believed that Uncle Zha was very good at playing conspiracies, so Uncle Zha’s intelligence
high.
Moreover, Lao Gua also coached Bayern. During that time, President Zhu was not very harmonious with Lao Gua. Guardiola looked down on the straight lines of German football. President Zhu was a little bit dismissive about his fuzzy midfield football philosophy.
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Out of professional cultivation, the two people have no open conflicts and are concealed properly from the outside, but it is obvious that the pig will never praise the old melon.
Mr. Tu is more objective. In his opinion, Uncle Zha and Laogua have their own advantages. They belong to sweet potatoes and sweet potatoes, but they are not good eggplant.
Zhuo Yang and Xiaozhu were bored, so they argued endlessly about it. Mr. Tu chewed the duck neck and the mud, which was sometimes consistent with Zhuo Yang, and sometimes said that Uncle Scratch was the worst.
"Do you know the column article "The profound changes in football's traditions in the Premier League" a while ago? It was written by Lao Gua, but I didn't expect it. Not to mention that he brags about shamelessly, just say that the article's level is slightly lower in IQ.
I can't even write it out, I admire it anyway."
Lao Gua repeatedly told Zhuo Yang not to say it, but Zhuo Yang knew in his heart that his words were against each other and Lao Guaba would not let Zhuo Yang promote it to him.
"Writing an article means having a high IQ? I'm still a joke king. You know. Lao Gua is a wife who is in charge of Yan, right? Uncle Zha is trained to obey Aunt Zha, we all know."
Aunt Zha Wula is a children's literature writer, the kind of person who is a floppy girl. She is the second wife of Uncle Zha. Both of them are old Laojiao Erguotou. When Zhuo Yang arrived in Madibao, the old couple got married.
It's right.
Xiaozhu said: "Football is a gadget. It is a real thing to make women at home beat dogs and dare not chase chickens, and they dare not go west. We are not good at all, and they are all knives in front of their wives...
Scar said that rakes ears…”
Zhuo Yang said 'spoil': "I am different from you. I love Koko, not afraid."
The pig "spit" wished he could spit on Zhuo Yang's face. "Yes, yes, you are the one who is the most filial to Koko."
Zhuo Yang was speechless, but in fact he was quite proud inside.
The pig continued, "Old melons are not good either. Uncle Zha is the awesome king, please know."
The angles of these dogs have always been so distinctive.
"Old Gua will solve the nine series..."
"Uncle Zha is a master of riddle guessing..."
It is purely boring. However, it is said that every excellent man will often do boring and childish things.
Sometimes they are praised and sometimes exposed. If Lao Gua and Uncle Zha have a good ear, they will definitely be so angry that they are both dogs.
When it was too late to get along, Mr. Tu suddenly remembered something.
"Well, it's probably because Uncle Zha is very intelligent, you still remember..."
Zhuo Yang curled his lips: "Master Tu, it's not embarrassing to ride a fence. If you are a traitor, you are really inferior to a beast."
"Type-breaking!" Mr. Tu yelled, "Well, we had a tire-breaking that year, do you remember?"
In an instant, Zhuo Yang and Xiaozhu both opened up their dusty memories.
The tire blowout is not a real tire blowout, it is a story about the tire blowout. It was just a joke about the six brothers when Zhuo Yang first arrived in Madibao and the six swordsmen were not called the six swordsmen. It has been fifteen or sixteen years, far away
It's like the previous life.
Six ridiculous teenagers like to go to nightclubs. The second brother is good at being a sea king in nightclubs. The grandfather is the kindest and willing to persuade others to be good. Scar is a hard-working type. Zhuo Yang is the most thriller, but he is always with the rich second generation who is good at paying the bill.
The piglet urinates at critical moments.
That day, the six people had been playing for a long time, and went back to drink the Resurrection Wine in Xiaozhu's mansion, but they got up late the next day.
There are competitions in the afternoon and training in the morning. Uncle Zha has always been disciplined and is not allowed to be late. But this system is obviously difficult for the six people who are confidant.
The six brothers squeezed into grandpa's old Jetta off-road vehicle and came to the peninsula together. The car was modified by a pickup truck and had been pulled by pigs for the meat factory before.
The training has been around for a long time, and Klopp stared at the six proud students, and his stubble exploded like Zhong Kui.
"Sir, I'm sorry. On the way before we came, our tires exploded. In order not to delay training, we changed the tires ourselves. You know, we have never worked as a repairman before, so... the replacement is a little slower
,Excuse me."
Uncle Zha stared at the six people's sincere and innocent eyes, and the twelve dirty hands that stretched out. If you act in the whole set, you must be like a ghost when pretending to be a god. This is what Zhuo Yang said.
"Go and change your clothes."
After passing the test easily, the six teenagers naturally felt superior in IQ.
Then, after changing the training equipment, they were blocked by Uncle Zha at the door of the locker room, and came out one by one to accept the inquiry.
That day, Uncle Zha asked six dogs the same question: Which tire in the car exploded?
The pickup truck is not a three-hopper, it has four wheels, but that day, six talented boys gave five answers, and Scar's idiot actually said that it was a spare tire that had exploded.
That morning, the six brothers stole their horses and stole their horses and almost lost their salary to smash the glass of Uncle Zha’s dormitory window at night.
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The past is echoing, and even Zhuo Yang has to admit that Uncle Zha is indeed more intelligent and cannot be guarded against intrigues. If the old man cannot do such a thing, he will be indiscriminate and deduct money as long as he is late and will not listen to anything.
Explanation. Not to mention the bodily blowout, your mother is also late for abortion.
"Damn, Uncle Zha's IQ was not inferior to Einstein that day."
"That, at least 180."
"You know that ordinary people only have about 100."
"Some fools have only IQs of 4,50, such as Scar."
The honest Tu Ye smiled and said, "The dog's IQ is still twenty or thirty, scar... give it~"
Zhuo Yang suddenly woke up: "Damn, Uncle Zha 180...That day we were like the dogs we saw."
"Damn..."
“Wori…”
After all, Xiao Zhu is the smartest, even though he is now a 34-year-old pig.
"Even if we are all dogs, I am also a border shepherd, you know, you two, and your grandfather and second brother are Satsuma, and Scar is Teddy."
As we all know, Border Collie is an elves among dogs and has the highest IQ in the dog world.
"My second brother is also like Teddy, and he is in heat too quickly... Then what, Xiaozhu, you are not a border herder. When it comes to intelligence, our six Li Zhuo Yangcai is the most qualified to be a border herder."
"I am the border herder. Zhuo Yang is at most a military dog ​​with a black back, right?" Xiaozhu said: "Zhuo Yang, your family belongs to the army. My Uncle Zhuo was a soldier before, right?"
"No, right, Zhuo Yang is the Border Herder, Xiaozhu, you...what, Labrador."
"I am a border herder!"
"Zhuo Yang is a border herder!"
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Zhuo Yang looked at these two idiots speechlessly, as if he was looking at two mentally retarded huskys.
I can't help it anymore.
"Little Pig, are you crazy? What else is there to fight for?" Zhuo Yang said angrily: "Why am I not a border herder? I'm the three masters of ball, piano and fist, why are I not as good as
You are a border herder??”
Mrs. Tu Winona and Little Tu John DeJong looked at the three of them speechlessly, as if they were looking at three mentally retarded huskys.
If Uncle Zha and Lao Gua have a good ear, they will definitely feel superior in IQ at this moment.
The highly anticipated Gua Zha Club, Liverpool blocked Manchester City at home, Lao Gua was strategizing, and Uncle Zha was extremely intelligent. He made Pigs President Bastian Schweinsteiger start and play as a center back in the first place.
Chapter completed!