Guardiola has had three troubles recently, one team, two opponents, and three families.
The team sang and won the battles all the way, and others were so angry that they couldn't even get too late. What's the point of being upset? His worries prove that people should not eat too much and live too well.
The well-decorated mansion is beautiful and almost flawless. Only a piece of wall tiles in the kitchen is obliquely tiled. Can you bear it? Anyway, old melons cannot, even if it is just a little bit tilted.
Although the successive victory is pleasing to the eye, Lao Gua can't stand it anymore and throw the ball away at any time, like obsessive-compulsive disorder. It was just 2:1 or 3:1 before, but the important thing is 3 points, now 5:1, 6
:1, that '1' is the wall tiles, a mouse shit on the cake.
He said that obsessive-compulsive disorder would not admit it, and he now felt that he was praising him.
Characteristics of perfectionists: the closer they are to perfection, the more demanding they are, the more they will eventually make that little imperfection the sacredness of perfection.
A while ago, he lost the ball continuously in the game, and Lao Gua threatened to "cut off the net and block the training". These bitches were indeed energetic and made continuous clean sheets.
Lao Gua thought she had a long memory, but she didn't expect to start from 3:3. Mirwall, Southampton, Donetsk miners, and today's Manchester City derby against Manchester United. No matter what game or opponent, no matter what opponent, don't lose.
Balls are harder than eating shit.
The one that Manchester United Martial shot into the shot just now made the Perfect Melon feel like eating a fly, a fly in the shit.
If it is really possible, Lao Gua wished she would start to cut off the net and block the training at the end of the game today. She would never stop if she didn't suffocate these bitches to death.
But obviously it doesn't work. Industry rules do not allow it. What is the reason? Are the goals lost in the game? This is called Versailles. Old melons will be torn apart by the media, criticized by the players' union, and investigated by the disciplinary committee.
Even if there is nothing, even if all the players succumb to the power of the tyranny, that won’t work. The women in the player’s family don’t have the light of fuel-efficient. If others don’t say it, they dare to put Zhuo Yang in the training center to isolate him. Koko will definitely dare to carry a compound bow.
Guardiola was unable to afford it.
Then the whole world was filled with cheers, the light of the righteous path.
On the one hand, losing goals every game is one thing. Lao Gua found that there were very bad signs in the team, and everyone was relying on Zhuo Yang.
It’s not that Zhuo Yang is not worthy of dependence, and the dependence mentioned here is not spiritual and competitive levels, but that Zhuo Yang’s god’s arrival has made others lazy. It seems that everyone wants to win and let Zhuo Yang handle everything.
Bitch, bitch, Manchester City can only allow me to win by myself, Guardiola, you can’t even think about it.
Ten days ago, in the 1/8th League Cup match against Millwall, Zhuo Yang completed a hat trick and was replaced by Aguero in the 56th minute. The score was 5:1.
Millwall is not a strong team, and he was completely defeated by Zhuo Yang's hat trick in one minute. Lao Gua thought that the team would use the remaining time to practice offensive routines. Scoring goals is not important, but scoring goals can tell a lot.
question.
But the final score was 5:1. This group of bitches dared to work hard for more than half an hour. Zhuo Yang left the field and seemed to have taken away their desires.
It’s like a very capable father at home who earned more than a dozen factories and dozens of real estate projects with empty hands. The pocket money in the hands of filial sons and grandchildren are like monthly lottery tickets, so they are so at ease that they just enjoy the game.
Life. Even if my father retires, he still lives in vain.
If you make money to support your family, I am as beautiful as a flower. Lao Gua believes that Zhuo Yang is the father who is responsible for making money to support your family, and he is the only mother who can be as beautiful as a flower.
Three days later, the 11th round of the Premier League will face Southampton at home, almost the same.
Zhuo Yang started with a penalty kick in the 6th minute, and Manchester City had already led 6:0 when he completed a hat trick in the 69th minute. In the 73rd minute, Lao Gua replaced him with David Xiwa.
Good guy, not only did he not score a goal in the next twenty minutes, but he was also attacked by Danny Ince in the 86th minute to win back a goal, 6:1.
Ince, 26, was born in Bournemouth youth training and is now a Liverpool. He was loaned to Southampton by Uncle Slag this season. He is not very powerful, otherwise Uncle Slag would not recall Origi and rent him out instead.
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Ince, who is not onion, not only scored a goal, but also had a goal post and an offside ball. It was not Shandong green onion but onion.
Guardiola endured it.
Another three days later, Manchester City ushered in the fourth round of the Champions League group stage with Dunmeng at home.
In the last round, Huocun and Lyon played 3:3, and after three rounds of battle, the two teams and Dunmeng gained 2 points. In this way, Manchester City, which had won three consecutive games, has already advanced to the top three rounds in advance. This game against Dunmeng is just
Use victory to consolidate the first place in the group.
Originally, Dun Mine still had a little fantasy, and Fonseca stuffed two major players, Maros and Tyson, who had recovered from injury, into the starting lineup.
But the Hungarian referee, Zhuo Yang's old friend, looked like a torch in the first 25 minutes of the first half, and decisively punished two penalty kicks. After Zhuo Yangmei scored twice, all the fantasies and spirits of Dunmine dissipated.
In the 80th minute of the second half, Zhuo Yang was replaced by Sane, with a score of 6:0, and he also completed a hat-trick again. He had four consecutive Champions League games, with 20 consecutive games.
After all, Dunmine is a strong Eastern European team and has a sense of shame. Taking advantage of the slackness after Manchester City's big victory, similar to the sage time of men. Tyson was the 88th minute, and Nigerian winger Kayode, who came on as a substitute, settled the score at 904.
At 6:2.
Larry Kayode, 25, is a Manchester City player. He won the Austrian A top scorer (17 goals) in the 2016-17 season. He was recruited by Manchester City from Vienna Club 3.5 million last summer.
But the day after the transfer contract came into effect, Cayode, along with Douglas Luis, Mafio, Alex Garcia and Maros Moreno, was loaned to the sub-team of the same City Group, the same City Group, by Manchester City.
Girona.
It can be said that Cayode was bought by Manchester City for Girona.
But Manchester City's five tigers were unable to make Girona rise. They ranked third from the bottom last season and fell back to the Spanish Second Division. The five tigers on loan were all average.
Midfielder Douglas Luis transfers to Villa, left winger Malos Moreno loaned to Brazilian League Flamengo, midfielder Alex Garcia full-back Pablo Mafio continues to follow Giro
Na went to play in the Spanish Second Division.
Kayode made 13 appearances in La Liga without goals and only two assists. Such performance will be despised if he stays in Girona, not to mention Manchester City.
In the new season, he was originally going to loan him to Ligue 1 Caen, but it was basically agreed. I don’t know where the wrong gang was used to get the wrong gang, so I came to the door to call for rent.
The Dun Mine is not short of money, so Manchester City is happy to rent for one year at a price of 2.3 million, which is basically not much different from his price.
Kayode couldn't play as the main player in the Dun Mine. He didn't expect that he would score a goal when he returned to the city court that day, which was quite proud. His big step was a small step in the Dun Mine.
After the game, Lao Gua cursed in the locker room for half an hour. Those who didn't know thought Manchester City had lost the game and thought that Manchester City did not win the first place in the group in advance.
Then there is today's Manchester City derby. These bitches were even more excessive and actually allowed Manchester United to lead 1:0 in the 12th minute. Coupled with Mourinho's sarcasm before the game, Guardiola's baldness is now above the baldness
Chapter completed!