The Mad Hatter's journey finally stopped at Stamford Bridge at the 25th game. Everyone, including Chelsea fans, was feeling sorry for him, even more saddened than Zhuo Yang himself.
It was only a little bit short. Zhuoyang scored twice in the game. In addition, there was a goal that was disallowed by a "misjudgement", a penalty that was missed, and a crossbar and a post.
No matter which destiny crosses, the great hat journey continues.
Of course, it also includes the incredible pass before the end. After Zappacosta crotched and knocked down Kanter with a fake move, Zhuo Yang was in the waistline of the penalty area on the right, and the football was just beside his left foot.
After the game, many veteran shooters reviewed the ball in slow motion. Shearer, Lineker, Henry, and Drogba said they had a very ideal shooting angle at that moment and did not quite understand why Zhuoyang passed the ball.
Ronaldo, Jiu Ye, Sheva, Van Nistelrooy and others said that the opportunity is indeed very good, but since Zhuoyang chose to pass the ball, he must have his own reasons. You laymen should not make blind guesses about the shooter, especially
For a shooter of Zhuo Yang’s level, we wouldn’t dare to guess.
Kaka said: "Are you crazy? That's 24 games. Who would have believed there would be 24 games a few months ago? You are so picky that there is no 25th game. I am not as boring as you, so I flew to Manchester immediately and
Zhuoyang drank two drinks and all I could think about was Jiang died and I was on the plane."
The inverted sentences passed down from Lao Ka’s family are becoming more and more cute.
As a result, people carefully analyzed other details of the game, and the referee Paul Tierney suddenly became a street rat.
In the first half, Zhuoyang knocked over Azpilicueta in the penalty area and succeeded in shooting, but was sentenced to a foul first. At this time, people always thought that it was a reasonable collision out of regret. This is the Premier League, Mr. Tierney, are you
What do you think?
What happened in the 88th minute is even more unforgettable. Several camera angle adjustments and even 3D simulation animations clearly showed that Azpilicueta kicked Zhuoyang down with his left leg and did not touch the football at all.
Mr. Tierney, come out and take a few steps?
In the end, Tierney had to admit that he made misjudgments and omissions, but he also emphasized objective factors. He also expressed aggrievedly that he had received death threats from all over the world, not just China and Manchester.
Match penalties are professional conduct, and the rules do not allow serving referees to express their faults to the players alone. Therefore, the Premier League Referees Committee officially apologized to Zhuoyang.
Zhuoyang said it didn't matter. What else?
Sharp-eyed people also discovered another detail in the camera: Zhuo Yang was making a fake move towards the court while shouting something.
This doesn’t stump the spectators, but it stumps the lip-reading experts. ‘I really don’t understand english!’ Zhuo Yang said he ‘doesn’t understand English’?
It is said that hearing is false and seeing is believing, but at this moment, the lip readers couldn't believe their eyes. Faced with such an illogical interpretation, they wished they could get into the screen and listen to it with their own ears.
The reporter first found Kanter to verify the answer. "Mr. Kanter, at the last moment of the game, when Zhuoyang got rid of you, what did he shout? Can you tell me?"
Kanter is a gentleman among players. Especially when facing the camera, he will use serious words as much as possible. "Okay. Sir Zhuo Yang said... I really don't understand English... Well, that's it."
"…What does it mean?"
"I think it was literally, he said he didn't understand English. Yes, that's what he shouted."
"...Well, thank you, Mr. Kanter."
Kanter is a very polite person. "You're welcome. Um... f**k u."
Reporters can only go to Zhuo Yang to find the ultimate answer.
"Mr. Zhuo Yang,...I don't understand English. Is what Kanter said true?"
"indeed."
"I'm curious, what does this mean?"
"That is to say, I don't understand English." Zhuo Yang, who spoke with a Manchester Old John accent, was very calm.
Reporter: "..." At this moment, he had serious doubts about his motherland and mother tongue, and further doubted the authenticity of this world.
"Mr. Zhuoyang...I don't understand."
"I said I really don't understand English." Zhuo Yang was very serious, and then stopped Guardiola who was passing by. "Brother, do you speak English?"
"No, I don't speak English." Lao Gua smoothly connected: "What about you, brother, do you know English?"
"I'm not a local and I don't understand English."
"What a coincidence, I'm not a local either."
"Nice to meet you."
The two of them started playing jokes on the spot, and the poor reporter went back to the church to find a priest to confess for the whole day.
No matter regretful, ridiculous, angry, or relieved, Zhuo Yang's great consecutive hat tricks were fixed at 25 games, becoming history and a monument.
25 games, including 15 Premier League games, 5 Champions League games, 2 League Cup games, 1 World Cup game, 1 European Super Cup game, and 1 Community Shield game.
There are 25 opponents, including one national team, 16 Premier League teams, one English Championship team, one English League One team, one each from La Liga, Bundesliga, French Ligue 1 and Uzbekistan. Among them, Lyon and Don Oriental were rotated twice.
25 games, 11 home games, 11 away games, 3 neutral venues.
A total of 86 goals were scored in 25 games, including 56 in the Premier League, 15 in the Champions League, 3 in the World Cup, 6 in the League Cup, and 6 in other competitions.
The distribution of goals is 45 at home, 32 away from home, and 9 at neutral sites. The average is 3.44 per game, with a maximum of 10 goals scored in a game. At least don't ask, you'd be a fool to ask.
Many of the individual items here are records one after another. When combined, they are one of the most magnificent monuments in the history of football.
While people were worshiping, they thought of the exclamations that everyone made when Zhuo Yang tied the Guinness record of Nakayama Masashi's 4 consecutive hat tricks a few months ago, and realized how ridiculous it was.
There are many smart people in the world, and some reporters quickly discovered the secret behind Zhuo Yang's performance at 25 games.
It was also during this time last year that Zhuoyang completed the record of "24 consecutive goals in a single season" in the five major leagues. It turns out that Zhuoyang only pursued 25 games because it was one more than last season's miracle.
Curious idea. In fact, this year's 25th company has nothing to do with last year's 24th company. Zhuo Yang didn't associate them together. He stopped because he simply felt tired.
But now, looking at the exclamation that people had during last year's "24th Company", it was so ridiculous that they had never seen the world before.
Guardiola has obviously seen the world, and he reminded maliciously: "Don't forget, you all, in the 05-06 season more than ten years ago, there was a terrifying 'Zhuo Yang Curse'. Fortunately, the curse has been sealed now, otherwise
,hehehe~~"
The hair on the heads of the head coaches stood up.
In the distant 2005-06 season, Zhuo Yang scored a total of 17 hat tricks in various official games in Madiburg. What is frightening is that after 17 games, 17 coaches immediately dismissed the get out of class, and it was difficult for them to stay overnight. .The reasons for being fired vary, but no one is spared.
Among them are Koeman, Trapattoni, Rangnick, Magath, McLeish and other famous coaches, which is known in history as the '05-06 Zhuoyang Curse'.
However, since he moved to AC Milan, the curse has failed, which is what Lao Gua calls the seal. Otherwise, who can protect him in the past ten years? Football may even collapse.
If the curse is still there, let's not talk about it. Now the 23 coaches of the '25 Company', from Southgate of the South Gate to Uncle Zha and the bandit commander Uncle Bo, are all using their swords to kill loyalty and filial piety. It is too much fun.
Big.
Chapter completed!