Jay Chou has a song "Rainbow", which talks about how the lost love lost is pretentious, but in fact it has nothing to do with the rainbow.
When the sunlight encounters small water droplets in the air, it becomes a seven-color dome bend after refraction and reflection, and becomes a rainbow. It is an extremely common optical phenomenon. It is physically known to all the fish in the second grade of junior high school.
After the rain, there are waterfalls, fountains, spitting at the sun, cursing at the streets, and urinating in line, you can see rainbows, soap bubbles, shower gels, and snot bubbles. You can see them even if you are careful.
If there is no rain on the football field, no squirting water, cursing, peeing, no one picking up soap, taking a bath, and rhinitis, can you see the rainbow?
The answer is yes.
The Rainbow Superman is a rather common trick on the football field. Fans with a little rank understand it. The book friends of "Golden Green" are naturally listed here, so I won't go into details.
As for the Rainbow goals, they are divided into narrow and broad. The narrow rainbow goals are to directly throw the ball into the goal with the ball with both feet, such as Zhuo Yang's first goal in the first half.
A broad-based rainbow goal, a shot with obvious arc curvature can be seen with a naked eye, and it is as bent as a rainbow, also belongs to this category, such as the second goal scored by Zhuo Yang in the first half.
Apart from this, there seems to be no football skills that can be related to the "Rainbow", and a straight line shot is even more impossible.
However, the negative adverb such as "Impossible" should not be used on Zhuo Yang, he is the one who can rename football skills.
In the 54th minute, Danilo cut inside from the right and had no chance, so he took the ball from the middle and passed it to the left. Zhuo Yang received the ball from the outside of the waistline.
MacArthur and Wanbissa were stuck side by side in front of him. Zhuo Yang dialed the ball outward and wanted to return to the middle road, so that Teacher Jing would think of a solution.
Townsend was rented out by Tottenham nine times and was vaguely named "Robert Jr.", but he has now successfully transformed into a standard blue-collar winger, rushing to do it with his hard work and it doesn't matter whether he scores a goal or not, he just likes to defend.
Perhaps Zhuo Yang played too casually and had too obvious intentions to pass the ball. The alert Townsend slipped across the shovel, which was crisp.
If it were someone else, the ball would have been cut off. Fortunately, Zhuo Yang was a martial artist. Every joint of the whole right leg seemed to turn into a snake at the last moment of the ball. He stopped his movements in a very timely manner.
At the same time, the rightward center of gravity castration was resolved.
In this way, Townsend's diligence seemed quite funny. His stop was to MacArthur and Wanbisaka.
In fact, Zhuo Yang's movements were very different. He dragged his right leg to hold the ball with his foot arch far away, and his left leg was half arched and his lower body looked like a speed skate player turning, and his feet were almost pulled out of his shoes.
So, using this posture and the center of gravity of the two people swaying opposite each other, Zhuo Yang improvised the "rainbow" with a very exaggerated movement, and it was a rare double rainbow, because he even threw away the "tough guy pink" sneakers on his right foot.
The setting sun and the lone wild goose fly together, who can withstand this?
When the rainbow topped the top, MacArthur was stunned and leaned against Wanbisaka outside to chase the sneakers. Zhuo Yang, who was bare on his right foot, did not delay at all, and slipped through MacArthur's inside and into the penalty area. The angle was very small.
Guaita didn't know what to do. He wanted to point his shoes, but thought that Zhuo Yang should pass the middle, or simply signaled the referee to pick up the shoes.
Zhuo Yang swung his white socks, landed the spot and shot it in the air, and the football flew into the goal post.
Guaita: "…"
3:0, Zhuo Yang scored his 21st hat trick in the Premier League this season.
The referee Stewart Atwell did not hesitate at all and directly signaled that the goal was valid. It was just a shoe that stole the show. This thing was like the edges in a table tennis ball, and it could be attributed to God's will.
The question is, is this goal considered a rainbow system?
The goal is not rainbow, but the process is very rainbow. After the rain, the sky is clear, and after the rainbow, it is clear. The rainbow is gone, and the rainbow is clear, and Zhuo Yang is very clear.
Huo Taigong, who made the major decision to "enjoy being abused", did not have a headache because he lost the ball again, but instead did a few chest expansion exercises very comfortably.
"It's such a pleasure to watch Zhuo Yang play football. Are you right? How could he do such a wonderful move?"
"Lei, I feel my bones are about to rust. Do you think I should strengthen my exercise? What kind of exercise should I do?"
Ray Levinton: "Go to climb the mountain when you are free, I'll accompany you."
“Climbing? Why?”
Levinton: "Don't you all say that Old Biden, Old Biden."
Huo Taigong: “…”
Spanish goalkeeper Vincent Guaita certainly doesn't want to climb the mountain. He was born in the mountainous area of ​​Torrentes in northwestern Spain - where high-quality white wine is produced, so some sluts also translate Torrent into 'extreme love' .
When Guaita opened her eyes when she opened her eyes, she still wanted to vomit when she wanted to climb the mountain.
After being hated by Zhuo Yang, Guaita was a little lost. Before the game, he did not expect to win Zhuo Yang. If he could not get hated, it would be the glory of the goalkeeper, but in just 50 minutes, a cotton hat was firmly buttoned.
Alas, fortunately it wasn't green. Guaita laughed at himself and comforted himself.
As the two sides were entangled in the midfield, he looked up at the sky, as if he wanted to see if there was a hat.
He saw the football flew past.
He was punished for being distracted during the game. Zhuo Yang habitually glanced at the door before receiving the ball. He was about to die and happened to see Guaita raising his head and asking the sky.
I stood so far forward again, and I was really itchy when I didn't hang it.
For fear of turning all over, Zhuo Yang turned around and shot the door directly at forty meters.
The ball was not fast and the arc was very high, so it was nothing more than a little more rotation when it fell. Guaita, who woke up, pulled her intestines and jumped back and forth, and the football even fell a little outside the goal line when it fell.
Minute 57, 4:0.
Is this ball color not rainbow? It doesn't matter if it is not colored, mainly because it is very rainbow. From Zhuo Yang's foot to falling to the ground in front of the door, the trajectory is a very standard semicircle. The cross-sectional area of ​​the figure drawn is s=πr2÷2=3.14 x202÷2=628 (square meter).
Mr. Huo was in a bad mood. The old friend Levinton was nonsense. He suddenly felt uneasy: Did you lie down on the wrong way?
After drawing four different rainbows in a row, it is obvious that Zhuo Yang had a feeling today.
In the 60th minute, he received a precise oblique pass from Teacher Jing at the corner of the penalty area. He suddenly turned around and looked at the moon while running. He headed the ball out of a bend and shot the ball. The football drew a semicircle again and then fell into the far side net.
5:0, maybe time is an antidote, and it is also the poison I am taking now. Huo Taigong stood on the sidelines again, and he was nervous again, and his heart was filled with rainbows.
Rainbows are an optical phenomenon, and rainbows on the court are phenomena, and they don't need to be always so round.
In the 69th minute, the rainbow was not round, but more like the trigonometric function curve of y=cos(x). Zhuo Yang volleyed in the air in the ribs, shot a smashing ground and rebounded, and the ball passed over Guaita, and then hit hard again. Goal Net.
6:0, double hat trick.
Zhuo Yanghong is the first ball, the rainbow chases the scorpion, the second ball is long and the rainbow penetrates the sun, the third ball is sunny, the fourth ball is rainbow penetrates the sky, the fifth ball is rainbow under the moon, and the sixth ball is cosine and the hard rainbow.
It's a rainbow night.
The old coach Hodgson didn't expect that a man who lost so much on his lie down. He felt like he was not wearing shorts. The grandfather was worried about waiting for the media to storm to him, but he didn't expect that no one would pay attention to him. The whole world was praising this gorgeousness.
The rainbow night.
Fortunately, Huo Taigong couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.
Zhuo Yang redefined the rainbow of football. The media said that he was a man wearing a rainbow. So, just when his vanity was still satisfied, the Manchester LGBT organization marked by the rainbow flag publicly called on him to endorse a special group.
Chapter completed!