Chapter four hundred and forty-ninth worship
The master said with a serious look on his face, asking me not to lose my life because I was in disguise, and I had to learn to be restrained.
Although it is a bit old-fashioned, the master is right.
This impermanence mantra must be a very powerful talisman. Once it is activated, it will definitely gain great power in a short period of time.
This kind of power must reach a very high order of magnitude.
Keep it on your body and you can save your life twice.
The master asked me to be restrained, and it was also for my own good. I would not be noticed by enemies and find a way to target them.
I nodded to the master, and the master calmed down: "Since Master Wuchang wants you to burn for sacrifices, you can burn more. Master Wuchang wants 100 billion yuan, so let's burn 200 billion yuan."
"If he wants a treasure ship in the mountains of gold, we will burn double portions. As for the slaves, that is, white paper people, there are more than a dozen ready-made ones in the warehouse, so we don't have to worry about it. If we can make good relationships today, we will be able to be taken care of in the future."
The master said solemnly, but as soon as I said this, I suddenly remembered a request made by Hei Wuchang Fan, who forgot to say it before.
Then he said to the master, "Master, I forgot to say something just now."
"Oh? What else is there?" The master frowned slightly, with doubts.
"When Mr. Hei Wuchang asked for a maid, he said he wanted more than three European and American people. You said that the paper people we had are all national style, so go and get European and American people for him? Master, will you be able to use European and American paper people?" I was filled with a hint of melancholy.
But the master smiled faintly: "Oh! I think it's something. In a while, you go out and buy a few posters of foreign actresses, come back from magazines, cut off their faces and paste them on paper people's faces."
As soon as this said, I was shocked to my chin on the spot.
Damn, is there such an operation?
Jiang is still so hot, but I didn’t expect that the master has researched paper people from all over the world, and it turns out that he is an old world.
The master saw me in shock, but he narrowed his eyes: "Okay, go and sit aside, don't delay cooking noodles for the teacher."
After saying that, the master ignored me.
I also tactfully stepped aside. After breakfast, my master and I started to get busy.
Netherworld coins, gold mountains and treasure ships, and paper people, they dare not lose these things, they can only be more.
There are enough people in the underworld coins, and the gold mountain and treasure ship need to be found, so I have been doing this all day.
When we arrived the next afternoon, we were ready and moved to the back mountain one by one.
The master helped me erect a sign for Heibai Wuchang, lit an incense and candle, and asked me to kiss him and burn these things for Heibai Wuchang.
I didn't dare to neglect it either. I burned the underworld coins first, then the Jinshan Treasure Ship, and finally the paper man was burned.
However, there were photos of foreign women on the faces of those paper people, looking strange.
But I didn't expect that Fan Wujiu has a strong taste and likes European and American ones.
After doing this, I bowed to the Black and White Impermanence rankings, and then said to the rankings: "Two Masters Wuchang, the things have been burned down, please sign for them!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a whirlwind suddenly blew up in the calm mountains, blew up the paper ashes all over the sky.
It seems that Mr. Wuchang has heard what I said and is responding to me in this way.
Next, my master and I returned to the shop.
It was nothing, so I turned on the TV.
As a result, as soon as I turned on the TV, I saw our local "Urban Talk" program.
Seeing this, I stopped.
Then I heard the owner of the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks inside say: "Today's program, please watch the big screen; the supernatural toilet. The night before yesterday, four young corpses suddenly appeared in the bar in our city. The corpse was not scarred, but they were strangely killed in the toilet at the same time. Is it a fierce ghost asking for his life or a resentful ghost taking revenge? Please see the following decomposition..."
I couldn't hear this, and I was curious.
Four toilet corpses, and the day before yesterday.
Isn’t this just talking about the four samatts who were caught by the soul the day before yesterday?
I was a little interested and continued to read. Then I saw several terrifying toilet photos popping up on the screen, which combined with weird music to set off the atmosphere.
After a while, there are a lot of words to introduce four Shamatts.
It is said that these four Shamatts are young and strong, but suddenly die overnight, rejecting homicides and suicide, and all kinds of suspicion.
Finally, a so-called "expert" analysis came up, which is nonsense.
The expert said, "Well, as far as I know, the bar toilet environment is closed, and it is very likely that the methane mark is used to target methane marks. According to the report, four young men and women are doing shy things, which prompted them to suck in large quantities of air, fainted from poison, and finally fell to the ground and froze to death. Yes, that's it, they were frozen to death."
After hearing this, I was stunned by this explanation.
Why don’t you say that these four Shamatts were stinky to death by their feces? They were still frozen to death.
However, in the end, an official explanation came, saying that these four Shamatts sucked drugs during their lifetime.
Moreover, drinking a lot of alcohol has caused congestion in the brain due to the intense exercise in the toilet, which leads to death...
This reason sounds like that, but I'm afraid the only one who knows the real reason is me.
In the next week, the days were still calm and there was no trouble.
The new school season has also begun. Yang Xue also returned to school from Wudang Mountain and asked Lao Feng and I to have dinner on weekends.
But that afternoon, my master and I were guarding the shop as usual.
At about three o'clock in the afternoon, a young woman in her early thirties suddenly came to our shop.
When I saw a customer coming, I went straight to meet him: "Hello, what do you need?"
The young woman looked ordinary, and she looked a little depressed and worried.
She glanced at me and said to me, "I, I want to ask, is this the shop run by Taoist Ding Youshan?"
"Oh! That's my master, there!" After saying that, I pointed at the master who was watching TV with a cigarette gun.
When the young woman saw this, she bypassed me directly and hurried to my master: "Master Ding, I was introduced to you by a friend and said that you are good at Taoism. You must save my husband, otherwise, otherwise I really don't know what to do."
Speaking of this, the young woman actually started to cry sadly.
Seeing that it was looking for him and the young woman was crying, the master stood up and put down the cigarette gun in his hand. He spoke in confusion: "Ms., don't hurry, please say it slowly if you have something to do. Xiaofan, pour a glass of water for this lady."
I saw this woman crying sadly, and I thought something really happened.
He didn't neglect either, and quickly came over to a glass of water.
And the young woman had already sat on the sand and had relieved a little.
She took a sip of water and said to my master again: "Master Ding is like this. My husband, my husband has been weird recently. He doesn't sleep every night. He likes to eat raw meat, and even the teeth in his mouth grow very long."
"And, and now he likes to drink blood. Yesterday, he saw his son's hand being cut and bleeding. His eyes were actually lit, holding my son's hand to suck blood, and biting my son's hand, which was very scary. I'm afraid, I'm afraid that my husband will be put on the body by unclean things, so, so please Master Ding must save him, save him..."
Chapter completed!