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Chapter 13: Everyone's New Year's Eve

Sitting across from Xiao Chan carelessly, Wukong picked up the teapot, poured himself a cup of tea casually, and then started drinking it in a big gully.

If it was normal, Xiao Chan saw that Wukong was so rude and drinking tea was so ruthless, she would definitely teach Wukong a lesson.

But today..., she just looked at the fat man with a smile, without saying a word of accusation.

"Come on your behalf, okay? I'm on vacation. Don't always ask me to come to you casually. I have my own life too! Okay, just say anything if you have something to do. By the way, I wish you a happy New Year, all the best and good health. Last year's sixty and this year's eighteen." Wukong sincerely greeted Xiao Chan, but his word was really awkward.

However, from the beginning to the end, Wukong only regarded Xiao Chan's family of three as friends and relatives he had to protect. In his eyes, the emperor, the queen mother, the princess, etc., it was just a cover-up.

Since we are all friends, why are we so much more concerned about?

Of course, in the eyes of others, Wukong's careless behavior proves that he is a loyal minister who is not false and devoted to the Dasui Empire.

"Am I that old? I wish you a happy New Year. Xiao Dan? What do you think of Vivi?" Xiao Chan frowned and asked Wukong helplessly.

Wukong didn't think too much at all. He replied perfunctorily: "That's all? Really, she is a very good girl."

Although the answer in his heart was completely opposite to that, Wukong could not talk about his daughter's shortcomings in front of his mother, right? That was really too bad.

So after answering, he got up and prepared to go back and continue to sleep.

"Since you like Weiwei so much, I... will betroth her to you." Xiao Chan was extremely reluctant and extremely helpless in preaching to Wukong.

Since ancient times, the most helpless and sad thing in the world is to betray your children!

Anyone who is smarter, even if he has a little choice, will never be able to do such a cruelest, most mentally retarded, and most weakest shameful thing in the world!

A very smart woman like Xiao Chan, doesn’t she know that what she is doing now is actually not guaranteed at all? Of course she knows!

Sadly, in order to consolidate Yang Ming's throne, is she still there, even a little choice? She has no choice at all!

Apart from Chen Leng and Wukong, Xiao Chan could not find any outstanding minister in the whole world, loyal Dasui.

If Wukong rebelled in the future, there was no need to do so. Even if Wukong wanted to kill the three of them now, he would just kill the three of them. In addition, Chen Leng, the loyal guard commander, would be just a casual order.

It is precisely because Xiao Chan has no more, even if she has a slight choice, that she wants to marry the Du family. Otherwise, how could she be attracted to such a foolish little fat boy like Wukong?

"You are joking with me! Stop joking, I am Yang Wei's uncle! How could I marry that little girl who has not grown all over? Your joke is not funny at all, I'll leave." Wukong didn't take this matter seriously at all. He purely thought that Xiao Chan was just joking.

"You little brat! Stop it for me! How can you play the big things about marriage? I betrothed Weiwei, do you still dare not be dissatisfied with it?" Xiao Chan yelled at Wukong in anger.

Wukong turned around and looked at Xiao Chan in shock. After a while, he jumped and shouted loudly as if he had been poured into a bucket of slugs.

"You are crazy! I, I, I, how can I marry Yang Wei? Are you just a mess of couples? It's really, it's just a Chinese New Year, one or two, all so strange. I think you are just that, you're so full that you're so full that you're fine! You're gone." After Wukong finished speaking, he didn't care what Xiao Chan said, and he just shook his sleeves and left here.

With Wukong's current status, Xiao Chan would never dare to force Wukong to stay. She saw that the little fat boy had no, and she fainted because she could marry the princess, but she was not interested in this matter at all.

Xiao Chan had no choice but to swallow this tone first, and sat by the window in anger and thought about it.

"Really, what are you doing? I want to marry Yang Wei, Damn it! It's a pity that she can think of it? What's this?" Wukong lowered his head and muttered and stepped into his mansion.

"I wish my lord a new year, a new atmosphere, a good New Year, a good New Year, a blessing, a higher New Year position, and a fatter New Year!" Jing Jiashi, Xu Shiji, Shan Yongxin, Zhan Ling, and Wang Xingdan suddenly jumped out from behind the door, and bowed to Wukong in unison.

"I'll go! You'll be scared to death. Let's have fun together, everyone will be happy! Hahaha... Happy New Year, Happy New Year! So, I'll get a few chefs here later, and everyone is not allowed to leave today! Let's have a good time, and don't return without getting drunk!" Wukong didn't care about any rules and regulations at this time. Since his friends have arrived, if you don't have fun, can it be considered as celebrating the New Year?

So Wukong laughed and walked into the mansion with his good friends.

"Master, I've asked someone to make a new deck of cards. Let's play the game you invented, called the Truth-Talk Adventure. How about it?" Jing Jiashi smiled and held a pair of golden poker and suggested to Wukong.

"Master Jing, why do you call the lord and the mountain master? What does the mountain master mean?" Xu Shiji asked Jing Jiashi with a smile.

His question was instantly scared Wukong and the others, and they were sweating all over.

"Hmph, isn't it because he always makes fun of me as fat as a hill? He thought, I don't know what the mountain master meant? It's Ji, do you mean the mountain master, is it a fat lord like a hill? I just don't care about him, you can't make fun of me like this." Wukong smiled and asked everyone.

"That won't work, how can the lord be disregarded? From now on, I must respect you as the mountain master." Xu Shiji also asked Wukong with a smile.

"That's right, that's right, we have to call you that too." The others also laughed.

"It's true! OK, okay, can't I accept it? It's all your fault, Jiashi. Just explain the rules of the game to everyone." After Wukong gave a secret breath, he said to Jing Jiashi with a smile.

After Jing Jiashi also gave a secret breath, he smiled and told everyone about the rules of the game.

The rules are very simple. Jing Jiashi took out six poker cards, two of which are ghost cards. Whoever draws the little ghost cards among the six people will be unlucky, and whoever draws the big ghost cards will be lucky.

Unlucky guys can choose whether to answer the lucky one’s tricky questions or accept the lucky one’s tricky tasks. Anyway, no matter how you choose, it will be very sad.

Of course, if the unlucky guy chooses to answer the question, he must tell the truth. He must not lie. Even if it is just an answer, whether you pay attention to the shape of the poop when you are shitting, and when you are so clever and embarrassing, you must answer the truthfully.

Wukong used to be on the fairy mountain and often played this game with Jing Jiashi.

Jing Jiashi has never beaten Wukong. Can she change anything on the first day of the New Year?
Chapter completed!
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