Chapter 09: My Name is Shang Ming
People who have never seen the incarnation of Fatty Wukong will not regard Wukong himself as the incarnation of this big fat man as the same person.
Therefore, Wukong opened his mouth and shouted so intimately to Wukang, of course, it was the stupid behavior of Wukong's silver here. Of course, he regretted that he wanted to hit the wall.
However, when Wukong found that Wukang looked confused, his eyes quickly turned and immediately thought of a new way to escape.
After pushing the beauty beside him away, Wukong rushed to the door, grabbed Shan Wanjing's hand and whispered quickly: "Wife, don't hit me in front of outsiders, let's punish me inside." After that, he said without saying anything, grabbed Shan Wanjing and ran to the bedroom, and then closed the door with a snap.
His words were clearly said to Shan Wanjing. In fact, his voice was just enough to let Xiang Yushan and Wuya listen clearly and clearly.
Therefore, under the surprise and confusion of the two of Wu and Wu, Wukong completed the first step of escape.
Then, Wukong pushed Shan Wanjing, who was full of anger at this time, and sat down, he quickly said to Shan Wanjing with a begging look on his face, "Miss, I'm really sorry. I really have no choice but to do anything. My father is very romantic and unruly. I'm on the verge of bankruptcy, and I really can't afford to support him! I don't have a penny on me, and I'm afraid of being beaten, so I have to make this decision. Girl, please help me. After passing this level, I will definitely repay you with all my strength!" At this point, Wukong shouted miserably.
"Ah! Wife doesn't want it! I won't dare anymore! Ah! Don't hit me anymore! Ah! "Which thief looked at the door and shouted. Wukong also professionally created various sounds of hitting fake and real, which was to be as real as possible.
Looking at the very shameless and cunning fat man in front of him, Shan Wanjing was really angry at the beginning. After all, she was called her wife in public, and anyone else would be very angry.
However, after she finished listening to Wukong's lies and watching Wukong's performance for a while, Shan Wanjing suddenly stopped getting angry and showed a surprise smile of picking up a big advantage.
The reason why Shan Wanjing changed so quickly was because she had seen Wukong's eagle-wolf appearance.
People with such strange appearances are all extremely tough-minded and naturally versatile figures. Moreover, the eagle looks at the wolf and the wolf are one of the standard emperor appearances, and they are absolutely precious and excellent appearances!
What are the dragon eyebrows, phoenix eyes, hands over knees, seven stars, eyes with double pupils, etc., and the mysterious and strange appearances are not as real as the eagle and wolf.
The overlords of Wu and Yue, the First Emperor, and the Taizu of the Great Jin, are all people with such strange appearances. In other words, if the appearance of the eagle and wolf is not good, then what kind of appearance can be considered a good appearance?
So, suddenly, I saw such a natural noble man who was in a downturn. Anyone who was smart knew what to do and should take advantage of this opportunity well?
However, anyone with this appearance is definitely a terrifying person with extreme ruthlessness. Anyone who wants to control these people will eventually become a pitiful fool.
However, Shan Wanjing is just a little fan who highly advocates the appearance of an emperor. Since she has seen the appearance of an eagle and wolf that is rare in the ages, she has certainly put all the risks behind her.
So she slowly raised her arm upwards and waved slowly to Goku who was pretending to scream.
Seeing that his life-saving straw was in contact, Wukong immediately ran to the bedside and whispered to Shan Wanjing, "What are the instructions for girls?"
Shan Wanjing suppressed the extreme excitement in her heart and said to Wukong calmly: "I see that you are not a bad person, so I will trust you for the time being and help you this time. What is your name? What kind of business are you doing now?"
Seeing that the other party was so simple, Wukong easily believed his lies, and immediately said happily in his heart: "This girl looks quite smart, but she didn't expect to be so naive. She probably is a daughter who doesn't go out of the door and doesn't get into the second door. Well, she helped me so much and saved my reputation. If I have the chance in the future, I will repay her well." Thinking of this, Wukong saw that the candlelight in the house was very weak, and deliberately created a feeling of relaxation and ambiguousness, so he lied.
"My name is Shang Ming, and I am a chef with excellent cooking skills. Really, I am really a good chef." Wukong said to Shan Wanjing very seriously.
"Shang Ming? Why does this name sound a little annoying? Hahaha, no matter how much I have. This time, no matter what, I will bring this guy back to the ranch." After thinking about this happily, Shan Wanjing said to Wukong.
"It's not a solution for you to always cheat food and drink like this. Let's do this, my family just lacks a chef, otherwise." Before Shan Wanjing finished speaking, Wukong refused.
"No! This, this, I have damaged the girl's reputation. How can I continue to appear at the girl's house? No, I am still upright and will definitely not make mistakes again and again!" After telling the lie with great righteousness, Wukong began to scream again.
Shan Wanjingxin said, "You are a cruel man who looks like a wolf. Why are you pretending to be kind here with me? Okay, don't agree, right? Please wait for me." After thinking of this, she stood up and said to Wukong indifferently.
"It's still Zhou Dao who is considering the young master. I'll go out and explain the facts clearly to everyone." After saying in a low voice, Shan Wanjing raised her foot and walked outward.
Seeing this, Wukong quickly blocked her way in fear and anxiety, and then said shamelessly: "Girl, wait! I just thought about it. As for the wise man! Now that misunderstanding has been caused, if the girl is eager to explain, it will become the topic of conversation for others. Therefore, in order to help the girl clean up her reputation, I decided to do a few days of work at the girl's house for now. In this way, when people forget about this matter, I will disappear secretly." After that, Wukong looked at Shan Wanjing with a look of thinking that I was all thinking about you.
After hearing Wukong's words, Shan Wanjing certainly sneered in her heart, but the expression on her face was also like a very grateful to Wukong for his false appearance of concern.
So, Shan Wanjing beat Wukong seven or eight punches hard, creating a very real bruised and swollen nose, and then she grabbed Wukong's ears and raised her feet to walk towards the door.
When she was about to go out, Shan Wanjing asked in a low voice: "Shang Ming, what's your father's name?"
After Wukong was stunned for a moment, he used Thirteen as the square and gave Yan Thirteen a pseudonym.
"Oh, his name is Shang Ping, he is a peerless hero with great martial arts skills." Wukong replied with a smile.
"Perfect hero? Is the peerless hero at the level of Yangshen? It's really funny. It seems that this person has a lot of things to learn." After thinking about this, Shan Wanjing changed into an angry face and walked out with Wukong.5689
Chapter completed!