Chapter 10: Deception
"Well, my life is very happy now, with food, drink, power, money, and women. Well, my life is very..., it's so happy! Why do I have no hard crib and have to sleep on the ground? Why am I so unlucky!" After Wukong woke up early in the morning, he sat on the floor of the living room and complained loudly.
Since Wukong burned Queen Xiao’s bedroom half a month ago, his miserable life began.
"Little fat man, go to my princess's bedroom to get a jade hairpin." "Little fat man, go to my princess' bedroom to get a jade bowl." "Little fat man, go to my princess' bedroom to get a pair of embroidered shoes." Wait, wait... The little princess Yang Wei's endless instructions can make Wukong so annoyed.
"Xiaodan, the inner palace is now full of people's hearts, you must manage them well." "Xiaodan, after the inner palace is grasped, you should expand your power to the outer palace." "Xiaodan, military power is very important. If you don't have military power, your situation will be very dangerous." So, wait... Queen Xiao Chan's various work guidance over and over could simply drive Wukong crazy.
Not only that, the luxurious bedroom where Wukong lives was occupied by two beauties, one and one small; the pile of treasures that Wukong had worked hard to embezzle were also snatched away by two beauties, one and one small; even the two ancestors ate the three meals a day, and then they ate the leftovers, so that Wukong could eat them again.
Therefore, although Wukong now has food, drink, power, money, and women, his life is not as happy as it is.
"I'm going to work. You guys stay in the secret room first. I'll be back in an hour." After Wukong finished eating the leftovers rewarded by the two ancestors, he quickly explained and hurriedly escaped from the General Administration.
"Good morning, great manager, this is a fake account we made overnight last night. Please check it out." Little feet, who was promoted to the head of the property management of the inner palace, pointed to a large number of books on the table, and reported to Wukong with a smile.
After Wukong pretended to flip through the fake accounts, he said to his confidant seriously: "Thank you for your hard work. If the people from the outer palace come to check the accounts today, you can just hand over these fake accounts to them. We can't afford to offend those people, so don't have any conflicts with them. Is there any news about your brother?"
Xiaojiao replied with a smile: "Which of the slaves in the entire inner palace has clean hands now? Everyone is so happy that they regard you as a god to the general manager! No one dares to say anything."
"Well, that's good, but your brother still can't relax. He must monitor the entire inner palace to death. If anyone dares to leak the secret, he will deal with it immediately. Be careful of sailing the ten thousand-year-old ship." Wukong said helplessly.
On the second day of the spoils and dividing the spoils, Yuwen Wu sent two people to the inner palace and took away several account books from the inner palace Finance Department. At that time, Wukong was thinking about how to arrange the two ancestors, so he did not take this matter seriously.
It was not until the slave of the Finance Department came to see him with the account book that Wukong knew what Yuwen Wi wanted to do.
To put it bluntly, Yuwen Wu wanted to be open and upright, rob the treasures in the inner palace.
He first sent someone to take away the account book that recorded the treasures, and then Yuwen Wang marked the destruction of all the treasures he liked and asked Wukong to send someone to the inner palace. Finally, it is conceivable whether this large number of treasures were really destroyed.
After Wukong returned home with a lot of resentment, he told Xiao Chan about this matter in a complaint. That night, Xiao Chan told Wukong about a trick to protect the treasure.
The next day, the inner palace suddenly caught dozens of slaves who stole things. Just when everyone thought that these thieves would undoubtedly die, Xiaodan, the new inner palace general manager, actually just beat these people and released them all.
On the third day, the dozens of slaves who stole things were caught for stealing. Xiaodan, the new Inner Palace Supervisor, beat these people up and released them all.
On the fourth day, the fifth day..., for seven consecutive days, these dozens of slaves who steal things will be beaten ten times every day, but they will still steal every day.
"Why do you want to steal things every day? We can't take it out of the inner palace, so you'd better not steal it." A kind little slave suggested to his thief friend.
"You are so short-sighted. Now the world is in chaos, we will definitely leave the palace in the future! I ask you, if you go out, how can you live on after you go out?" The thief asked the little slave.
On the eighth day, the dozens of slaves who stole things were not arrested, but a huge undercurrent of storing treasures began to flow surgingly in the inner palace.
On the tenth day, there were no more honest servants in the inner palace. Even if you meet and say hello every day, did you eat it? It was changed to if you stole it yesterday? This kind of weird greeting, and Xiaodan, the new head of the inner palace, naturally became the biggest thief.
All the accounts in the inner palace have been modified by Wukong. After he embezzled almost two-thirds of the treasures, he took the initiative to send someone to Yuwen Wang to choose from the account books that recorded the remaining one-third of the treasures. Therefore, Wukong became Yuwen Wang's number one confidant subordinate.
"Master, I heard from the orangutans in the Human Resources Department that those people took away some of the picture albums of their concubines yesterday." Xiaojiao preached to the boss worriedly.
Sure enough, after hearing this, Goku immediately became furious.
"Yuwen Wi is such a slap! He is such a bitch who is both a bitch and a archery! You said he wants to steal someone's woman, so just grab it? Is it necessary to let me take the blame all day long? No, I can't spare this bitch. You go do the business first, I'll go out." After Wukong casually explained, he hurried out of the office.
When he entered the secret room at home, Wukong told Xiao Chan about this matter in full swing.
"Yuwen Wang is really shameless. He definitely wants to make an idea for those concubines. Please help me find a way to hide those concubines." Wu Air said to Xiao Chan angrily.
"Hide it? Do you plan to hide it? If so many living people have disappeared for no reason, do you think Yuwen Wu would not doubt it? Besides, those women have nothing to do with you, why do you care about so much? Your most important task is to protect Ming'er and me. You'd better not care about other irrelevant things." Xiao Chan said to Wukong without caring about it.
"And there is me, and I. Xiaodan, when will you take the socks I asked you to help me with?" The little princess Yang Wei asked Wukong with her waist in her waist.
"Don't cause trouble here. Queen Xiao, please think of a solution for me. Are you just watching Yuwen Wu do whatever he wants?" Wukong said anxiously to Xiao Chan.
"Hmph, don't think I don't know what you are thinking. You are so lustful as you are so young, will you be more awesome when you grow up? I advise you to give up. I will never help you." Xiao Chan said to Wukong angrily.
"Damn it! How could you think so? I just want to help those women. I am not as dirty as you think. I'll forget you're wronged!" Wukong defended loudly in anger.
"You men are all the same, and they all speak righteousness. In fact, what about it? Humph!" Xiao Chan rolled his eyes to Wukong disdainfully.
"That's right, Xiaodan, you are the most shameless. Tell me, have you hidden my socks?" Yang Wei asked Wukong with her waist in her waist.
"I'm too lazy to explain to you both, I'll find a way to go by myself." After Wukong finished speaking, he ran out of the secret room angrily.
After rushing back to the office with all his heart, Wukong sat on the chair and began to think about how to protect his concubines with a frown.
Until noon, Goku didn't come up with a good way.
"Forget it, I'll have a meal first, I won't think about it anymore. Come and bring me lunch." Wukong ordered the opponent, who was very arrogant.
After a while, eighteen exquisite dishes and five bottles of top-quality aged wine were carefully brought over by the servants.
"Well, the meal was done well today. OK, you've been busy all morning, so let's go back to have a meal first." After five or six people around the table, Wukong sat upright on the chair and ordered his subordinates.
"Wow! This is the honey pork recorded in the recipe, right? Haha, it's so delicious! I'll try what it is again. Huh? Why are you still standing there? Didn't I let you go?" Wukong was having a happy meal. When he looked up, he found that a servant was still staying in the house.
"Master, I, I am Jing Jiashi. Are you very good?" Jing Jiashi looked at the little puppet with a very complicated expression, and she stammered.
Chapter completed!