107, tragedy
As expected, he became smarter the older he grew. Look at his little mouth speaks neatly. It was simply crunchy, sweet and crispy. His Majesty Ji Ziqing especially likes the tone of listening to the fat girl's speech. He couldn't help laughing and said, "Okay, what conditions did you say--"
It would be fine if you could carry the ingot, but, a little edamame that was not as tall as his thigh was trying to carry him?
You are playing with monkeys.
Ji Zishan said with her chubby pink cheeks, "Big brother, I want you to say something a hundred times, "The fan is not fat at all, the fan is the most beautiful"!" When she heard the conditions she proposed, the little prince Yuanbao and Liu Quanshun were speechless. Isn't this what he (the fifth prince) had coaxed her in the Cining Palace? Tsk, �
His Majesty Ji Ziqing was speechless: “…”
As an emperor who has a lot of troubles, how boring he is? He will repeat a sentence a hundred times. However, in the eyes of Queen Dong covering her lips and chuckling, His Majesty Ji Ziqing really took it seriously: "Fan, this is a hundred times. If the elder brother said enough, it would not be enough for you to say it. How wronged the elder brother is, why should we count it less?"
If the fat sister asked him for one hundred taels of gold, he would definitely give it without blinking, but if he said the same thing a hundred times, he would really have to bargain.
"No! I have to say it a hundred times, and it's not missing one!" The little princess Ji Zishan hugged her eldest nephew, and she was tiring intimately. After hearing His Majesty Ji Ziqing's bargaining words, she frowned and said with a look of real sutras, "I'll plan to do it. If you say it once, I will remember a number for you, and you won't make mistakes... Humph, if you don't say it a hundred times, I won't perform to show you."
I really shouldn't let my fat sister go to school.
She originally only knew how to count two people's fingers and toes, but now she has learned to make small plans. A hundred times, she has to say his throat is a dry land with water shortage.
Given that His Majesty Ji Ziqing really wanted to see his sister become a tomboy, he raised his hand and ordered Liu Quanshun: "Go, take my golden abacus over." Liu Quanshun followed suit, and in just a moment, he brought a handful of golden abacus with dazzling golden light. At the gesture of His Majesty Ji Ziqing, Liu Quanshun brought the golden abacus to Princess Ji Zishan.
Ji Zishan took the small gold abacus and saw that the brackets of the abacus were all made of pure gold. There was a bright ruby abacus in a piece of dazzling gold abacus. Ji Zishan shook the small abacus in her hand, and the sound of gold collide with each other sounded so wonderful and pleasant. Ji Zishan narrowed her big eyes and smiled and praised: "What a beautiful abacus! Why have I never seen it before..."
His little sister stared at him with the gaze of 'You actually hid something on my back', His Majesty Ji Ziqing smiled helplessly: "This little calculation was once a gift from his father to his elder brother..."
Ji Zishan's eyes rolled, and suddenly she screamed softly: "Father--"
His Majesty Ji Ziqing fainted and almost fell on the soft cushion of Jinxiu. This little bad guy, every time she called this title, he would have to sweat all over his white hair. When His Majesty Ji Ziqing's body and mind were extremely complicated, Princess Ji Zishan flashed with her big eyes and said, "I also want the gift given by my father, but my father is no longer here. What should I do?"
"Okay, I will give this golden abacus to you on behalf of my father." His Majesty Ji Ziqing immediately spoke out and said.
As long as the little sister doesn't keep calling her dad, she can give her a mountain of gold.
When Princess Ji Zishan's wish was done, she called the Golden Summon Bead in a neat way. Then she pressed her right thumb on the position of the Red Summon Bead, raised her bright little face as bright as a pearl, and said childishly: "Okay, big brother, you can say 'The fan is not fat at all, the fan is the most beautiful'!"
In order to prevent himself from working too much, His Majesty Ji Ziqing ordered his pen and ink to serve him, and asked the little prince Yuanbao to write the word "zheng" and make another plan. As for the eldest prince Yuanyuan, he was already held in Queen Dong's arms and watched the fun together. After everything was ready, His Majesty Ji Ziqing began to mutter: "The fan is not fat at all, the fan is the most beautiful."
"No, big brother, you're so insincere!" Ji Zishan frowned and interrupted the Emperor's mechanical tone. Her school was not in vain. She could already pop up some words and sentences with deep and connotation. "You have to say from the bottom of your heart, saying I'm not fat, saying I'm pretty! You can't treat me perfunctorily!"
His Majesty Ji Ziqing decided to give up the matter: "Forget it, my brother won't watch your performance." This is too much request, and he also asked him to say sincerely, just your body that doesn't look thin no matter how you look at it, how can he open his eyes and tell lies? It's too conscience.
"Big brother, how can you speak without trust!" Ji Zishan was unhappy to ask His Majesty Ji Ziqing to slip out of the pirate ship easily, "Big brother, speaking without trust is not a gentleman. Big brother, you are not a gentleman, you are a villain!"
I heard that His Majesty the Emperor was called a "villain" by the princess, and the palace maids and eunuchs all over the room had their faces turned pale.
Mama Su Rong even reminded him urgently: "Little princess, don't talk nonsense. Tell Your Majesty quickly, you said the wrong thing just now, it was not intentional." No matter how much your Majesty loves the little princess, he is also the king of a country. The king of a country is called a 'villain' in person, so he will be furious. The little prince of Yuanbao who is holding the pen is also hurried to look at his elder brother and quickly explained, "Brother, it's a child's voice to slap her. Don't be angry with her."
To be honest, His Majesty Ji Ziqing is not very angry.
Although he was called a "villain", compared with the demonic "father" sound, he completely accepted the title "villain". Of course, perhaps the person who said this word to him was the young girl he liked very much, so he was so indulged that he didn't care much. If it were someone else, His Majesty Ji Ziqing fantasized about another scene, and it turned out to be... He was so hot that he couldn't bear it.
In order to restore his gentleman image, His Majesty Ji Ziqing asked his angrily fat sister: "She Fan, is it not a villain as long as the eldest brother is trustworthy?" This little girl can be so righteous and has the courage to raise by him.
"Yeah." Little Princess Ji Zishan nodded very seriously, "You have agreed to the conditions I have proposed. How can I regret it? I won't regret it."
His Majesty Ji Ziqing moved to her little sister, put her shoulders on her and said with a gentle smile: "Okay, then start over, the fan is not fat at all, the fan is the most beautiful, um, is it sincere enough this time? Is it from the heart?"
"Enough, enough." Little Princess Ji Zishan put up the Red Bow Pearl with a cheerful look on her face.
Seeing that His Majesty was not angry and still had a normal look to play with his little master, Madam Su Rong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Empress Dong, who was holding Yuanyuan's eldest prince, sighed quietly in her heart. Her Majesty loved her sister-in-law so much, and she felt a little sour in her heart. However, His Majesty spent a lot of her leisure time playing with her sister-in-law than spending... which concubine to love?
There is no favored concubine in the palace, so she can sit as the queen safely.
Only when she is stable can her son... be able to go smoothly.
His Majesty Ji Ziqing said angrily, "The fan is not fat at all, the fan is the most beautiful." After finishing his speech with a dry mouth, His Majesty Ji Ziqing took the teacup and drank water while urging Princess Ji Zishan: "Brother has already believed it. Now it's time for you to fulfill your promise, go quickly."
In order to watch this performance, he not only paid off a gold plan, but also was called a "villain" for the first time in his life. Moreover, the same sentence not only had to be said a hundred times, but also had to be sincere and sincere. He... he was simply looking for trouble when he was fine.
His Majesty Ji Ziqing despised himself in his heart.
"Go and go." Little Princess Ji Zishan snorted lightly, then stood in the spacious place like a small tail, bent down, and sticked out her butt, and invited the little prince Yuanbao to carry it on her back like a tomboy. "Little brother, come quickly, I'll carry you again."
Prince Yuanbao is so embarrassed.
"Hurry up, little brother, do you want me to be a villain?" Little Princess Ji Zishan gave the hat of "If you don't cooperate with me, you are making me a person without trust."
The little prince Yuanbao could only touch his nose and appeared embarrassedly.
Since Ji Zishan can carry the first time in Yuanbao, it is naturally no problem for the second time. Ji Zishan's body was almost bent to ninety degrees, and Yuanbao's little prince lying on her body basically turned into a flat position. This position is not comfortable at all. Yuanbao's facial expression is weird and distorted.
"Did you see it? Big brother, have you seen it?" Ji Zishan asked the important audience with a red face.
His Majesty Ji Ziqing was really excited at first, but after seeing the fat sister's face turned red, he hurriedly said with a heartache: "I saw it, fan, let it go." Ji Zishan then put down the little prince of Yuanbao. When she breathed evenly, she challenged again, "Big brother, I should carry you."
His Majesty Ji Ziqing was holding the fat sister to check if there was anything wrong with him: "..." Do you know what a candle is to shake a tree, do you know what a mantis arm is to chariot, do you know what a rock hitting an egg? You are so young and want to carry him? You are overestimating your abilities.
For granted, Princess Ji Zishan felt disappointed.
However, she couldn't carry the Emperor, could she still carry the Emperor's boy? So Ji Zishan leaned back and said, "I want to carry Yuanyuan!"
Prince Yuanyuan watched the excitement for a long time and had been dancing with joy for a long time, struggling to climb out of his mother's arms.
His Majesty Ji Ziqing thought about it and satisfied his fat sister's wish: "Okay." His Majesty Ji Ziqing did it as soon as he said that, and took the fat son who was grinning and silly, and put him on the back of his little sister. Given that the little sister is still young and the fat son is even younger, His Majesty Ji Ziqing did not dare to let go at will, and his hands kept protecting his fat son's waist and abdomen.
The fat nephew who was carrying on his back was like a heavy ball of cotton. Ji Zishan was stubborn and bumped the little thing on his back a few times. The eldest prince Yuanyuan was very happy. Not only was he drooling with joy in his mouth, but he also spitted out happy splashes from the little bird on his head. It was already autumn. Ji Zishan was wearing a little thicker clothes, so she didn't notice it at the first time. Instead, she kept looking at her precious son, Queen Dong shouted: "Your Majesty, Yuanyuan has urinated, and has urinated her body!"
When he heard that his fat son was peeing, His Majesty Ji Ziqing subconsciously picked up his fat son, and Princess Ji Zishan subconsciously turned around.
Because of the perfect height difference and accurate and good position, Princess Ji Zishan, who had just turned around, was sprayed with a strong heat flow all over her face.
At that moment, Ji Zishan was almost stunned, or she was completely stunned, so she forgot to dodge. After being shocked and stunned, His Majesty Ji Ziqing hurriedly hugged his fat son and went to the side. However, Prince Yuanyuan's strongest urine had passed.
After urinating happily, the eldest prince Yuanyuan giggled with a naive look on his face, without knowing how big a psychological impact he had just given him.
The author has something to say: The late emperor: If I had known that my daughter liked to call her father so much, I would have died a few years later...
Ji Zishan: no, no, you are thinking too much!
The late emperor: It hurts heartbroken...Hani, please comfort~~
Empress Dowager Hui'an: Death, come out to let the wind out again and get back to your bed!!!
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As for the small theater where the 33 little princess was squirted by the big prince Yuanyuan, please make up for it yourself �
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Chapter completed!