Chapter 1 What a ghost? Don't mess around!
——The best appearance in life, only when you want to be separated will you know how to cherish it.
In early summer, there were two boring boys in a university dormitory in a city.
"Xiaoyu, it's so boring. Are you leaving too?" A boy with a tall man, big eyes, double eyelids, a very straight nose, a little handsome. He lay on the bed with his legs raised, yawned in boredom, threw the phone he was playing with on his hands to one side, looked at the small boy who was packing things on the other side of the dormitory, and said slowly.
"Well, yes, Brother Ma." The little boy known as Xiaoyu replied with a smile, "How about I go buy some beer and I'll leave and have two drinks?"
"You kid, I haven't seen you drink for four years. Why are you in the mood today? OK, go buy two more cans, I'll have a few sips with you today!" The tall boy called Little Ma was also bored, so he agreed.
Xiaoyu responded and ran out.
The tall boy's real name is Ma Ji, a student in the 2007 philosophy department of the university. He is 180 cm tall and looks a bit like a male star. He has a ion-perm hairstyle, which is quite stylish. According to the current classification, it belongs to the Shamatt hairstyle.
The little boy's real name is Long Yu, a student of the same level of philosophy, and is 165 cm tall. According to his current height, he is a third-level disabled person, dark skin, a pair of small eyes, high cheekbones, a small scar on the left side of his upper lip, and a birthmark on the back of his neck. He looks average and has a little thin body. The first impression he gives people is that he can be bullied.
As graduation approaches, most senior students basically bid farewell to campus life. Those who look for jobs, those who go home to inherit their family business, those who take civil servants, and those who take the postgraduate entrance examinations have basically settled. Only a small number of people who have not yet settled are still wandering on campus, waiting for the final ultimatum to leave school.
These two are students who are not very reliable. So, there are 13 students in the school's Philosophy Department. One of them passed the teacher exam, the other one passed the traffic police exam, and the others were either admitted to the postgraduate school or entered a better school to further their studies.
These two guys don’t attend classes all year round, and the professors don’t see anyone for a long time, so they failed the final exam. Fortunately, they kept struggling in the make-up exam and finally graduated successfully.
I remember that some time ago, Long Yu was instigated by his roommate to take the civil servant exam. He followed him with a heart of playing. However, his luck was pretty good and he passed the written test. However, after the interview, he was at the end. It was natural that he felt that he had no chance with the civil servant. Alas... After this incident, he summed up a truth, and this is definitely an era that looks at face value.
Without further ado, Long Yu quickly bought the beer back and bought some side dishes for drinking. This was the subsidy he received from working part-time this month. Not much, only 300 yuan, and it cost more than 90 yuan to buy these things. Although he felt a little distressed, after thinking about the separation after that, he didn't know when he would meet again, so he was not so reluctant.
"Oh, there's something delicious!" Ma Ji got up from the bed and patted Long Yu on the shoulder, "Brothers are so honest!"
"Come on, let's eat this, it's so messy!" Looking at the mess all over the ground, Ma Ji frowned, cleaned up the garbage on the table a little, took off his shirt, greeted Long Yu, and then sat down on his own.
The city is very hot in early summer, the city of stoves. There is no way. Since they first started college, the dormitory they were assigned was one of the oldest student dormitories. There was no air conditioning and only two old big-leaf electric fans, which could not relieve the heat.
The two of them were shirtless, smoking cheap cigarettes, and picked up the bottle and drank it in a sip.
"Oh? Brother... Brother, I'm dissatisfied with you. When I first entered the school, I didn't like you!" Long Yu said with his tongue wide.
"Tsk! I don't like you... there are so many... there are so many... who is saying that I am handsome?" Ma Ji also drank a lot.
"I'm not talking about this...you...you said that your family is a loan shark, and you are so rich, but you are still embarrassed to compete with us for poverty subsidy quotas?!" Long Yu was angry when he thought of this incident. That year, because of this guy, he did not get the poverty subsidy quotas.
"Oh? I can't say that. That year was really difficult. My father's usury loan shark was also very risky. I didn't take it back that year, and there were still a few hungry mouths waiting at home!" Ma Ji's nose felt sore when he said this.
Your sister, you, your parents, and an older brother at home, and you are still hungry... Where is your super-child team?! The whole family is a child?!
The two of them just drank like this, sometimes calling each other brothers, sometimes talking about their ideals, sometimes talking nonsense, sometimes hugging each other and crying, venting their years of friendship.
All afternoon, the ground was full of mess, cigarette butts were thrown everywhere, wine bottles were thrown everywhere... Both of them were drunk, and they were already unconscious when they were lying in bed.
The sky was getting darker, the old electric fans were still squeaking, and the hazy street lights were shining in outside the window, adding a little coldness to the garbage-filled dormitory.
"Xiao... Yu..." A somewhat sad voice sounded intermittently. Long Yu might have felt a little cold, moved his body and hugged his arms tightly.
"Xiao...yu...wake up...com..." Long Yu heard it clearly this time, shivered, and opened his eyes with a sensation. A "person" appeared in front of him, stretching his long tongue with disgusting saliva, his eyes were bulging, as if he would fall to the ground accidentally, and his toes were plastered. He was like a ghost played on TV, making people feel scared at a glance. From his tattered clothes, it can be vaguely seen that this is a boy.
"I said, don't always look for me?" Long Yu was a little impatient. Before he could wake up, he waved his hand, closed his eyes and continued to sleep, ignoring him.
"Oh... Is it easy to be a ghost?" After the man said that, his horror just now disappeared instantly, and he became a somewhat handsome young man with golden glasses and shook his head helplessly.
Damn, is this a ghost? I saw the boy turn around and walk towards the public toilet full of cold white mist. A rope that was tied up hangs down from the beam of the toilet room. The man slowly put his neck on the rope and raised his toes, as if he kicked a stool. He suddenly trembled all over his body, then his eyes turned white, his eyes bulged, his mouth wide open, and his tongue stretched out long, still maintaining his afterlife. This was a suicide by hanging himself...
I don't know how long it took, maybe I woke up by the urination. Long Yu staggered up, shook his dizzy head, and opened the dormitory door with a "creak" sound. The dim lights in the corridor flashed, and the cold mist covered the aisle, but he seemed to have no feeling, groping the wall and walking towards the toilet.
Unzipped the zipper, "Shh..." Long Yu urinated happily, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, comfortable!
"Hey, I said, aren't you not drinking? Are you not afraid of that?" The hanged man asked quietly while hanging on the beam of the house.
"Scared! Why aren't you afraid? You don't want to graduate, don't you care... I said to Senior Brother Lin, you repeat this every day, don't you feel annoyed? It would be great to find a good family to reincarnate early..." Long Yu washed his face with cold water and spoke with alcohol.
"Oh... do you think I don't want to, don't you always refuse to help me..." The male ghost who was called Senior Brother Lin pouted and said in a low voice.
"Okay, okay, stop talking... I can't do your request anyway." Long Yu interrupted quickly.
"Yuzi, look, you can only see me in the whole school. Don't you help me for my poor sake? I've been begging you for almost four years... No, you must help me before leaving! Otherwise, I won't let you have a good time!" The male ghost named Senior Brother Lin begged.
"Stop coming, what can you, a little devil with no power to tie a chicken?!" Long Yu said carelessly.
"You can see the damn it! Can't you help me?..." Senior Brother Lin was angry and pointed at Long Yu and cursed.
"I..." Long Yu was powerless to refute. Yes, he could only see ghosts, but he didn't know any magic. When he was a child, he followed his grandfather to talk about his wishes with the dead villagers. Anyway, ghosts are like humans, but they just turned into souls and went to another space level. Everyone couldn't see them, and they couldn't do anything to the human.
Alas, forget it, I am leaving too. No one will remember this place anyway. "Oh... Then I will help you. As for whether it will succeed, I don't guarantee it." Long Yu was still soft-hearted. In the past four years, this ghost was able to tell him what he was thinking. Before leaving, he still wanted to help him fulfill his wish.
"Is this...really? Xiao Yuyu...you are so good!" Senior Brother Lin got off the rope and hugged Long Yu's arm and acted coquettishly...
"Don't you be so disgusting? Do you have to do this to prove that you are a ghost?" Long Yu pulled away Senior Brother Lin's ghost hand, "Let's do it this way, it depends on you whether you succeed or not!"
"Okay, as long as I get to you, I promise, bah! If I get to you, I promise to fulfill my wish and leave!" After hearing Long Yu's words, Senior Brother Lin was excited and even said such beautiful words. Then he returned to his handsome appearance. If he hadn't been his pale and bloodless face, he would probably think that he was a living man and a perverted gay!
"Okay... come with me... I'm ready." After Long Yu said that, he walked towards the dormitory.
"I said..." Long Yu turned around and was about to talk to Senior Brother Lin, but saw Senior Brother Lin placing his toes, bulging his eyes again, stretching his long tongue and following him, "Damn... you damn! Are you a ghost so great? Don't mess around!" Long Yu then pounded Senior Brother Lin's chest hard.
"Um..." Senior Brother Lin screamed, "It's so bad...beat someone's small breasts..."
"..." Long Yu had a black line at the end and felt speechless...
After entering the dormitory, Ma Ji was still lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.
"It's time to start..." Long Yu picked up a small stool, raised it high, and smashed it into the iron bed! With a loud "Wait!", Long Yu fell straight down. It was a coma, really unconscious. This is his special skill. Because of his physical condition, it has nothing to do with others.
"Damn, the person upstairs is making hammers again?! Is it still possible to let people sleep?!" The only remaining classmates in the dormitory building who had not left were woken up by the voice and cursed, even the dormitory manager...
Chapter completed!