Chapter 32 Zen Master Liao Yuan (3)
"In the roast chicken in front of the monk? Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!"
He was stunned for a moment, but then he woke up again. Su Shi gently tapped the origami fan in his left hand on the table, and then exclaimed repeatedly.
"Amitabha! The little donor is so wise that the monk is ashamed of himself! He is ashamed of himself! In this way, I will punish myself for a cup of punishment!"
Zen Master Leyuan also sighed at the wonderful match of Gao Qiu, but his hand reached to the wine pot in front of Su Shi.
"Hey! Monk! You are ashamed of yourself, why are you embarrassed to come and grab my wine? Go and go! Eat your roast chicken! There is your greasy Buddhist teachings in it!"
While blocking the monk's hand with the origami fan in his hand, Su Shi teased Zen Master Leyuan.
"Hey? Mr. Su, isn't it a way to treat guests like this?"
With meat but no wine, Zen Master Yuan was quite itchy and didn't care about any kindness or demeanor, so he spoke up to blame Su Shi.
"The way to treat guests? Monk, if I remember correctly, today's wine should be "invited" by monk, right? Who is the master and who is the guest, is it necessary for me to say more?"
Su Shi, who was unwilling to suffer any loss, held a wine glass in his right hand and put down his fan in his left hand. Then he picked up the wine pot in front of him and avoided Zen Master Leyuan's "attack".
"Hey? Mr. Su, you...hehe! If I read this fan correctly, it should be a poem written by Mr. Su, right?"
After being so troubled by Su Shi, he couldn't drink alcohol. Zen Master Leyuan's attention was naturally attracted by the origami fan on the table.
"Yes! I wrote it, what's wrong?"
Su Shi did not understand what Zen Master Yuan meant and subconsciously answered.
Just after Su Shi said this, Zen Master Yuan snatched Su Shi's origami fan, then walked to the dark pole, and threw Su Shi's origami fan into the river. After doing all this, he turned around with a proud look on his face and said loudly: "Shui Shu Dongpo's poem (corpse)!"
It happened that Gao Qiu had just thrown down the chicken bone, which attracted several wild dogs, and was fighting for the chicken bone, and Gao Qiu didn't leave the railing because he watched the dog fight.
"The dog chews on the river (monk) bones!"
Subconsciously, Gao Qiu followed Zen Master Yuan and said this.
In this way, these two sentences have nothing to do with each other, and they actually form a perfect couplet!
"Shui Shu Dongpo's poem (corpse)... The dog chews the bones of the river (monk)... Haha! Absolutely! Monk, see if you dare to play a maneuver with me again!" After reading this couplet in a low voice, Su Shi's face gradually showed a smile, and waved at Gao Qiu, and said, "Come on! Damn it! Don't always stand there. The wind is strong, it's not good for you!"
"Yes! Sir!"
Gao Qiu agreed, took a sneak peek at Zen Master Yuan, and then trotted to Su Shi.
"Oh! I thought that Mr. Su, you are already agile and quick-witted person, but who knew that a young boy around you now has such intelligence. It seems that what I said in your yamen today was a coincidence!"
Thinking about the polite words I had said before, Zen Master Leyuan really has no temper, who made me "ow"?
"Haha! You will listen to this sentence today! You must know, 'Qing is taken from blue, and blue is blue; ice is made from water, and cold is water.' If one generation is worse than another, it is not my misfortune of Su Shi, but my sorrow of the Song Dynasty!"
After hearing Master Yuan’s sincere praise of Gao Qiu, Su Shi was very happy from the bottom of his heart. In addition, after drinking a little wine, he simply said a few more words.
"Haha! What a "Encouragement of Learning"! Just for Mr. Su, your words are worthy of being revealed!"
Zen Master Leyuan did not jump out of the Three Realms, and was very touched by what Su Shi said, so he put away his joking thoughts and spoke up.
"God, pour wine for the monk!"
Su Shi naturally had his thoughts when he didn't give the monk a drink just now. Seeing the monk's sincere appearance, there was no reason not to let others drink.
Gao Qiu stood up on the bench, then held the wine pot in both hands and poured wine into the wine glass on the side.
Zen Master Leyuan raised his glass with Su Shi to drink with him. He looked at the wine pot in his hand. His little nose twitched, and the aroma of wine poured into his chest and abdomen. After turning around in his chest and abdomen, he rushed straight towards his forehead!
Speaking of which, Gao Qiu is not actually a drunkard, but born in a place where wine is brewing, and even if you don’t need to practice, it is not comparable to ordinary people. In addition, because of writing all year round, it is normal to drink some wine and find inspiration. But don’t forget that the reason why Gao Qiu came to this era is actually inseparable from drinking.
However, since he came to the Northern Song Dynasty, Gao Qiu has never seen alcohol again. It’s not that Su Shi did not drink alcohol, or that the servants in Su Shi’s mansion did not drink alcohol. However, Gao Qiu had a "car accident" before! When Gao Qiu could get out of bed and walk around, Su Shi had already gone out to "work". He went out early and came back late every day, and rarely stayed with his family. It was even more impossible for Gao Qiu to see him. As for those servants who drink alcohol, their approach was actually unruly, but Su Lin was polite to them, so he never cared about it. The servants knew the rightness and never made people notice that they were drinking.
Later, Su Shi asked to transfer to Hangzhou, and on the way, Su Shi was no longer interested in drinking because Gaoqiu relapsed. So until now, Gaoqiu has seen the fine wine from the Northern Song Dynasty.
You should know that in modern film and television dramas, men and women in ancient costumes lift a pot of fine wine and let it flow into their throats. This scene is so pleasing to the eye. Even Gaoqiu is very envious. In the past, Gaoqiu could drink wine and buy ancient costume clothes from websites such as "Taobao". However, after thinking about it, it still tastes a little bit worse. I think it may be because of the different ages?
Now the opportunity is right in front of you. Gao Ba's Adam's apple slid up and down, and "gudong" swallowed a mouthful. The wine pot in his hand couldn't help but lift it up, and the spout of the wine pot slowly approached his mouth.
"Hey~! Little donor, wine is not that easy to touch. I think you should put down the wine pot!"
Just as Gao Qiu was about to drink the wine, Zen Master Leyuan reached out his right hand and pressed it on Gao Qiu's hand holding the wine pot, persuading with a smile on his face.
"Since the 'wine' is not that easy to touch, why are you both touching me and Zen Master? Especially Zen Master Yuan, you are still a monk, this..."
Gao Qiu really doesn’t know how to complain. Although a monk who is almost addicted to alcoholism is persuading himself not to drink. What’s the matter? Could it be that today is April Fool’s Day?
"Haha! Look, I, a monk, was fascinated by the wine. If you, a little baby, gets drunk, would that be fine? So I said, wine is not that easy to touch!"
With his eyebrows and eyes smiling, Zen Master Leyuan seemed to be complacent about how he could make Gao Qiu have nothing to say.
Of course, Gaoqiu is not really nothing to say, but with Su Shi here, he doesn't have much to say. After all, no matter what era it was, it was always a very rare thing for children to drink.
"God, you are in poor health. This is a thing of wine... I'll talk about it later!"
Su Shi was not very disgusted with children drinking, but Gao Qiu's body looked better, so drinking and other things would be better in the future.
"Yes! Sir!"
Gao Qiu knew that this would be the result, so he didn't say much and immediately agreed to Su Shi.
Did you give up your most faithful wine like this? How is that possible! People who don’t understand drinking will never understand what kind of mood those who really like. Just as the "non-famous crosstalk actor" said, those who love drinking can lick a salty chopstick head with two pounds. Although Gaoqiu is not as addicted to alcohol, he never knows to refuse to drink.
Just like today, I agreed to Su Shi, but the spout of the wine pot had reached my mouth. It would be okay if I didn’t drink it and lick it by the way, right?
But what was unexpected to Gaoqiu was that the expected sweetness of this drop of wine did not appear, but was extremely spicy! It should not appear in Gaoqiu! Why can Su Shi, a literati with a thin figure, drink it? Besides, Hangzhou should be considered in the "Jiangnan Water Town" after all? Shouldn't the wine in the "Jiangnan Water Town" be soft? Such spicy wine should only be found in his hometown, right?
The little face turned red, but before Gaoqiu could make a painful moan, the drop of wine had already crossed Gaoqiu's throat and advanced towards his internal organs. It was also at this time that the slight spicyness disappeared, and sweetness bloomed from Gaoqiu's tongue and quickly filled the entire mouth.
"This wine... is delicious..."
Gao Qiu had a red face and was full of excitement. After saying these four words, the wine pot in his hand had fallen off and his body was poured straight towards the dining table in front of him.
At this time, the two of them were quick-witted, and Su Shi and Li Yuan quickly took the falling high ball, so that it did not fall on the layers of chicken, duck, fish and meat. Li Yuan's hand passed through the high ball and took the opportunity to grab the wine pot that was making a free fall.
In fact, this is a miscalculation of the high ball. The soul can travel through time and the body can travel through time. However, if the body has not traveled through time, how can the alcohol tolerance be with the soul? Someone has said, "How bold a person is and how much he produces the earth?" However, a person's courage has nothing to do with alcohol tolerance.
Chapter completed!