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One hundred and two first trips to the underworld

Zhong Kui walked in with big strides, pulled me up and said, "Go to my place, Lu and others are preparing your office. The King of Hell has already approved it. Wei Zheng is on a business trip and will not be able to come back for a while."

I grabbed Zhong Kui's hand and laughed, "Brother Zhong, I'm going to find you. Don't you have a Shura field for the Punishment of Evils? I'll take my men to practice."

Zhong Kui looked at Wang Erhu and said, "It is very suitable for him to cultivate murderous aura, but his strength is too weak. I will criticize him for three days, otherwise he might really die in it." As he said that, he took out the "Master Book" and tore off a page, wrote a few words and handed it to Wang Erhu. He said to the judge who was kneeling on the ground, "Send him to the Shura Field, and if you pick him up in three days, there will be a problem. You can go to Guixu in the east to be the judge."

The judge on the ground kept kowtowing, and I said to Wang Erhu, "Get this opportunity well and don't embarrass me."

Zhong Kui dragged me to the place. Several little ghosts behind the yamen were carrying a sedan chair. When they saw us coming, they hurriedly saluted. I looked at the sedan chair and said, "Brother Zhong, will we be too crowded together?"

Zhong Kui pushed me in, and it was surprisingly spacious inside, like a house, with a table and a few chairs inside. Zhong Kui joked, "Is it small? In the past, the four of us often played mahjong here."

I said with some envy, "Brother Zhong, this is really a treasure."

"Of course, this sedan has a name called Dunzhi. With the five little ghosts I carefully selected, it can rank among the top ten in the underworld at the speed. This time we go to Fengdu, it will take an hour. Soon."

I asked in confusion, "Why don't you bring my subordinates with me?"

Zhong Kui took out a few snacks and said, "When he went to Qingzhou Prefecture, there was a Shura Farm there, and the Shura Farm in Fengdu was full of great evil. Even if he went there, he would not be left. By the way, when you come to the Hell, you will probably summon you and give you some benefits. Don't be ruthless. Bai Ze has already sent news that the Underworld will repair the Underworld office next to the two realms, and let you be in charge."

The scenery outside the sedan flew away, and we left behind prisoners with dead souls behind us. I asked Zhong Kui, "Why are there only one car of prisoners in the underworld, and there is nothing else."

Zhong Kui smiled and said, "Then we can go to the official road. The population of the underworld is now over one billion. In the past, we only burned some paper people, paper and horses, but now we are burning villas and cars. The traffic in the underworld is chaotic. If we go on other roads, we probably don't know where we are still blocking. When we leave Fengdu, we can see the traffic jam in our underworld."

We both ate and chatted. A little devil flashed into the sedan chair and reported, "Master, I've got off the highway. Should I call the alarm?"

Zhong Kui waved his hand, and the little ghost picked up a red lantern in the corner and came out of the sedan chair. Outside the sedan chair, the little ghost shouted, "In an emergency, punish the evil and make way for the evil and make way for the idle ghost."

Outside the sedan chair, a large number of dead souls were being unloaded from prison vans, and were driven to the road by a large group of ghosts to make way for us to make aside a road. Countless ghosts were lined up, and there were only a small part of human-shaped ghosts, the most were ghosts of domestic animals, from cattle and sheep to chickens and ducks, in an orderly line toward a giant mountain in the distance. The sedan chair had been trekking through the ghost stream for half an hour, and a huge pass appeared in front of them, with three large-character ghost gates. The three huge door holes were filled with ghosts on the left and right sides, with human-shaped ghosts on the left and beast-shaped ghosts on the right. A green ribbon passed directly through the top of the city gate on the right, which looked very beautiful. I asked Zhong Kui, "Why didn't you pull up the ribbons on the city gate on the left."

Zhong Kui pointed to the green ribbon and said, "That is a Kun-like ghost. It's too large to be reviewed at all. I can be reincarnated directly behind this gate."

Our sedan chair went directly through the door hole in the middle. The scenery behind the pass made me speechless. Where was the gloomy underworld? It was directly a modern metropolis. The sight of it was a tall building. I pointed to the building in the distance and said, "Brother, are the development of the underworld a bit ahead of time? Look at that building at least 100 floors."

Zhong Kui looked in the direction of my finger and said, "That is a landmark building with 128 floors. It is the largest commercial center in the underworld. If you have the chance, you will take you around. This time you have no chance. You will only have three days in total. We still have the business."

The green ribbon outside the door passed through the Ghost Gate Pass and rushed directly into a well not far away. Several layers of sieves were placed on the well and made a simple filter. When Zhong Kui saw that I was interested, he introduced that "the reincarnation well was divided into several grids. The largest reincarnation into fish and shrimps. The types of sieves were reincarnated are also different. If there were a large one, they would jump out and throw them into the beast path, and reincarnate into poultry, which usually became chickens. Further forward is the reincarnation well in the beast path, which is more spectacular there."

A few minutes later, we saw the home of those beast souls. Just next to the Huangquan, there were dozens of long queues. The closest to us was a chicken soul. They were lined up by a security gate and then jumped into the reincarnation well behind. The speed was very fast. When an alarm sounded, the ghost man raised the chicken and took a code in the supermarket and scanned it with an instrument. Some animals and ghosts were picked out, and there was a special passage to let them pass through the Naihe Bridge.

Zhong Kui explained, "Those guys who get the chance to be a human being after reincarnation in the animal realm can be reborn in the next time they are reincarnated, but it depends on luck. If they encounter someone who has an abortion, they will suffer in the underworld for many years. It's really a sin. Now the quota for reincarnation is very short of family planning. The family planning is too strict, and a large number of dead souls will be reborn by lottery. This has caused too much pressure on the underworld. Recently, the King of Hell has studied it many times and has also found some so-called family planning bricks."

I asked disdainfully, “Is it useful?”

Zhong Kui shook his head and said, "I don't know, anyway, those bricks are staying in the hell of tongue-pulling. At least they are better than the economists in the hell of Blood River."

"What's wrong with the economist?"

"They are here to put pressure on housing in the underworld. They have created a theme that not every ghost can afford a house, and then they are thrown into the Blood River Hell."

"Then how do you solve the housing problem?"

"We got a group of ghosts who were migrant workers before our death to raise the average height of the underworld building from about ten meters to more than 200 meters. Now the housing pressure is not a problem, but the traffic problem is there. I have been to an early building, and the elevator team is longer than the reincarnation well."

I pointed to the animal reincarnation well and asked, "How many of these animal reincarnation wells are there?"

Zhong Kui scratched his head and said, "I don't know. Your livestock in the world are all grown in factories. The speed of reincarnation of these beast souls is countless times faster. The number of reincarnation wells has been increasing. Who knows?"

When I arrived at the Naihe Bridge, countless souls were lined up to pass through the most famous bridge in the underworld. Zhong Kui took me out of the sedan chair, waved my hand and put it away, pulled my hand and said, "There is a rule here. The Naihe Bridge is not open to traffic. Even if Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva comes, he will get off his mount."

I walked to the Naihe Bridge and gently stroked the stone railing. A familiar breath came. My consciousness directly came into a special space. An old voice sounded, "You are here, little friend."

I said with some uncertainty, "You are the Naihe Bridge, the Bridge of No Shuangxin." Another middle-aged man's voice came, "My friend, I am him, he is me, the Bridge of Two Shuangxins, now we are one body and one heart, carrying this endless sin."

I bowed respectfully and said, "Senior, I have seen your feat. You will not be an unknown person, you must have your reputation in the long river of time."

The middle-aged man laughed and said, "Do you know? When you refined our stone heart, we asked it, why did you choose you? It gave you an adjective, empty, why do you care about false reputation?"

I felt embarrassed to touch my nose and laughed at myself, "What's the emptiness? The process of my cultivation of my true self is too abrupt. I am stupid. The process of transforming my soul into a spirit is also natural. My path to cultivation is still confused. Please give me some advice."

The middle-aged voice did not sound, and the old voice came, "Don't rush to break through to the fairy world. It's just a cage with a nice name. Remember that the world is the easiest to transcend, and there are many people who are more powerful than immortals and demons hidden in the world. Go back and travel through the rolling world with our hearts." After saying that, my consciousness appeared beside the Naihe Bridge, and my hands were still on the stone railing. Zhong Kui patted my shoulder and said, "Wake up, let's go."

In a daze, I was pulled into the sedan chair by Zhong Kui. A little ghost carried a big red lantern and opened the way in front of me. Zhong Kui pointed to a low ancient palace and said, "It is the Hall of the King of Hell, the most core place in the place. Let's come here tomorrow night. There is not much time today. Let's go to my evil deeds first, and then go home after the business is done. Lao Lu and Lao Cui are about to get off work. It happens that the four of us will play mahjong."

Five little ghosts carried the sedan chair and rushed towards a ferocious building. The green light enveloped the entire building. The road on the ground was replaced by countless skulls. A low wail came from the grown mouths. The dark eyes flashed with faint fire. The sedan chair stopped at the door of the palace. The little ghost who was lanterned sang loudly, "Grandpa Zhong Kui is here, Grandpa Bu Yifan is here."

I almost fell to my head when I heard its shouts. Zhong Kui grabbed my hand and walked into the hall door with a smile. A fierce ghost messenger in the hall stood on both sides. Two white-faced scholars dressed in the judges came forward to salute me. I was pressed by Zhong Kui on the chair next to him. The big guy slapped the table and said, "Get me hurry up, I have a distinguished guest today."

A judge stepped forward and said, "A total of seventy-seven evil ghosts were sent to us."

Zhong Kui said with a gloomy face, "There are so many evils in the world. I will never let go of the evil officers. The people who come here will sank me into the Youhe River and wait until I have time to enjoy them slowly and have a break."

I squirted Lao Gao with blood, your sister, your judge was just like this. With the sound of "grandfather's mighty" flattery, Zhong Kui dragged me out of the hall and came to a straight roadside. Zhong Kui threw me a cigar, and we two squatted on the side of the road like migrant workers.

After about ten minutes, a broken cart pulled by a donkey, "creaking" approached from a distance, and a big red lantern was pressed on the donkey's head. Zhong Kui threw the cigarette and pulled it up and said, "Here you come."
Chapter completed!
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