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Forty-four is in trouble again

I woke up and touched my head. Your sister actually had a gourd. The big one below was hit by the head hammer of an old drunkard, and the small one above was hit by the old man Shi. These two old things.

Looking around, I found myself in a cave, where there was an extremely smooth jade screen that could clearly reflect my appearance like a mirror. It was so embarrassing. It was not right. I was obviously wearing clothes, so why was there a bare butt on the jade bi?

It was so weird that I carefully walked around the jade screen, with a large stone bed, a stone pillow, and a few pots of flowers and plants whose names were not visible. The most eye-catching thing was a cat basket made of branches, with a leather inside, and a white and fat little beast on it, with two small horns on its head and a pair of small wings. It was very cute and cute. It seemed to be the pet of the owner here. I was very playful and quietly walked over and grabbed its neck and lifted it up. The little guy was frightened and let out a scream, his front paws kept fluttering, like a frightened little lion, the two small horns on his head were abrupt, I don’t know what breed it was. After experiencing the Fourth Qiongqi incident, I was very interested in identifying the male and female animals.

I lifted it up and checked it carefully. The female one was definitely the female one. I reached out and scratched it on its chin, and then put it back into the cat basket. As soon as the little guy landed, he turned into a lightning flash and disappeared at the entrance of the hole.

What a sturdy fat guy. When I grabbed the skin in the basket, it seemed familiar. It was a complete skin with only a big mouth. Isn’t this swallowing the skin?

A chill came from my back. Where is this? Swallowing the skin actually gave the pet a mattress. Who is the owner here? How did I come to this place?

Just as I was stunned by the skin, my feet were suddenly entangled, and the plant in a stone flowerpot turned into a huge monster, hanging me upside down.

It's absolutely crazy to be crazy, I'm dreaming. I closed my eyes and muttered, "This must be a dream, it must be a dream." When I opened it, I was still hanging upside down.

I feel like I'm closing this time and muttering, "Heavenly Lingling, Earthly Lingling, Demons and Ghosts, Go away quickly, Om Mani Ba?? Hum, the Supreme Lord Rulu Ling, Amen"

A silver bell-like laughter came from my ears. It must be Youlan.

When I opened my eyes, a beautiful strange woman was standing in front of me and smiling, leaning back and forth. I was a little demented for a moment.

After she finished laughing, she broke off a vine more than one meter long from the monster plant next to her, and gently waved in her hand, "Little thief, who are you, what are you doing here."

I tried to squeeze out a smile and said, "Sister, I said I don't know if you believe it?"

She walked up to me and said softly, "I said I believe you do you believe?"

Just as I was thinking about whether she believed it or not, she told me the answer with practical actions. The vine slapped me hard, and I almost lost my soul with just a whip. Those who were laughing and whipped on TV were made up. I said everything before her second whip fell.

"An old man talked to me about the catastrophe. I accidentally messed with him, so he knocked me out and woke up here."

She lowered her head and thought for a while, nodded, and made a gesture to the monster-like plant. I was straightened but still tied up. She looked at me carefully for a while and said, "It's even uglier to come over. I dare to tease me. My pet will whip you fifty times." After that, she jumped out of the cave.

I was about to explain that the monster plant faithfully carried out her order and pulled my words back into my stomach with a whip. The pain was probably similar to having a baby. I closed my eyes and howled loudly like a mother. Finally recovered, I found that I had not been sucked a second time. I opened my eyes and looked at it. A few thick branches were gathering together as if I was discussing something.

At this moment, I must be possessed by God, "What is fifty whip?" "It is fifty whip." | "What is fifty whip?" "Who can count"

Several branches were shaking, and a small branch came up to "How about we pull a leaf? I've seen the owner count with stones."

"Okay, then we'll finish how many leaves we have to pull out." "Or why should we draw first"

Several branches nodded at the same time. "He seemed to be dizzy." "Let's suck it down to see if you can wake up," "Wake up and wake up" "Dimme again"

I don’t know when the vine that bound me was loose, and I smashed on the ground like a broken sack. Not far from me was squatting on the little beast, scratching the skin-swallowing one's face, and its naughty look reminded me of Erha.

A very ethereal voice came, "You will just walk in and leave after reading what you want to see in the screen."

I struggled to sit up, and the scene really appeared in the screen. There was a sound coming, and the ridiculous thing was that there was a narrator.

Huangdi fought against Chiyou. After Chiyou was defeated, his head turned into a ferocious beast Taotie, devouring all things. In the world, Huangdi and the Emperor discussed with the Heavenly Emperor to turn a continent into a world called the Soul Beast Realm, imprisoned the ferocious beast Taotie here, and sent eight divine beasts to suppress it. It was called the Four Poles and Eight Gods.

The shapes of eight divine beasts appear on the screen are common. The other four are just a tortoise with runes engraved on the back. The name is Wentian. The name is Yinglong under a dragon with wings. The horned Qilin is a unicorn with only one horned one. The last Bai Ze actually looks very similar to the little beast in front of me, a lion with horns on its head.

The little beast was also looking at the screen, looking at the focus. I grabbed it and hugged it in my arms. The image on the screen twisted, and the narration of the introduction also came to an abrupt end.

I put the little beast under my armpit and walked over and kicked it twice, "Your TV is broken. I didn't realize that you are actually a descendant of the divine beast Bai Ze. Look how powerful your ancestors are, and you're all fat."

The pleasant female voice echoed in the cave, "Go back and sit down, you don't have much time here anymore, don't bully my pet anymore."

I quickly went back to sit down. I didn't want to be whipped anymore. I remembered it if I hit Xiao Baize once. I put Xiao Baize in a convenient place and gently stroked its smooth fur.

A sigh came.

The picture continued, a monster like a giant human head appeared and many wild beasts were eaten into its mouth. After a while, they spit out a pile of bones. The bones struggled on the ground to form a bone beast. A red fire was leaping in the eye sockets, and then they scattered out. Some bone beasts in the distance ran to throw them into its bottomless mouth with their newly killed prey in their arms. Over and over again, the number of bone beasts became more and more, and countless divine beasts were fighting against the bone beasts in the distance, like a reef in the white waves.

The narration came again. Taotie came out and the catastrophe came. All the four extremes and eight gods would attack and suppress them. Some beasts in the soul beast world who were afraid of life and fear of death or were nostalgic for the human world would take the opportunity to sneak into the human world and cause chaos, and the world would rampant demons.

I was deeply shocked. The ferocious beasts on the screen and the strange beasts of Shenjun were struggling in the flood like ants.

The female sighed and said, "The catastrophe in the soul beast world, one ten that can survive will survive. Some timid soul beasts will try to escape into the world to avoid disaster. We will kill such deserters, but there are the most missed fish. The Taoist tradition is responsible for cleaning up these stinky fish and rotten shrimps, but there will be heavy casualties. Therefore, every catastrophe in the soul beast world, the human world is also a catastrophe. You should, maybe, be a person who can only be considered a Taoist practitioner. According to the convention, you can get a treasure."

I said dissatisfiedly, "What does it mean? Maybe, I'm forced. I'm still a person who practices Taoism. Where is the treasure?"

The other party was silent.

A few items appeared on the ground, and the little Bai Ze was squatting in front of him and looking reluctantly.

A seed, half a bowl of clear water, a jade pendant, two beads, one fiery red and one golden.

I asked loudly, "Is that all? Can I want them all?"

"Can't" "Is it OK for two items?"

"If you can't, you can only choose one," a huge black hole appeared on the screen, and the female voice said impatiently, "The door has been opened, I'll give you five seconds to choose."

"Is anything OK? Don't you regret it?"

"five"

"Four"

"three"

When the three words of her were just out, I picked up the swallowing skin from the cat basket, stuffed something in, and drilled into the black hole like running for life. As soon as I entered the black hole, I fell from a few thousand meters and then fell heavily to the ground, feeling that I was about to fall apart.

After opening my eyes, I actually had a skin-swallowing pocket in my hand. Damn, the soul beast world can directly take out the entity. I thought it was just a spirit body. Looking at the constantly struggling pocket, I was speechless.

Old Man Shi was playing the piano wherever he closed his eyes and made a sound of killing sounds in his hand. He sank into that artistic conception, "What's the opportunity to come back? What treasure did you get? Bai Ze was not generous, but it was also an amazing treasure that it didn't like."

I struggled to get up and walked to the old man and opened the skin-swallowing pocket. "Grandpa, I think you are very lonely. I was not moved by many treasures in front of me. I just wanted to get you a pet to accompany you to have fun. Look at the special lion." As I said that, I lifted Bai Ze out of the skin-swallowing pocket.

Several strings broke in an instant. The old man ran faster than a monkey. After more than ten meters away from me, "White, Bai, Bai Ze"

I held Xiao Baize and shook it at him, "You always know each other. It's very fun and chubby. Maybe you can catch mice."

Just as I was proud, I felt that the Bai Ze in my hand was getting heavier and heavier. When I realized it, it had grown to more than three meters high and directly broke the Wangxing Pavilion. It lifted me up with its claws and looked at Mr. Shi in a nice female voice, "He is your grandson."

Mr. Shi said firmly, "No, I don't know him. Although I am a little Alzheimer's disease when I am old, I definitely don't know him."

The huge Bai Ze looked at him and said, "This is how it's going to throw me off the cliff," and then the flames gathered in Bai Ze's mouth, and he opened his mouth and spewed out a mouthful of flames.

Your sister, Bai Ze, you are dead, chicken, ba, god play barbecue,

Under the influence of gravity, I began to fall, and the flames passed by my head.

Your sister didn't squirt, and she was just about to emerge, but she was taken away by the strong wind when she fell.

After that, I was so big that I was dead. When I walked through the lingering clouds and mist, I realized that I was still far from the bottom of the valley. If I was dead, I would definitely fall into a meat pie.

Just as I was about to recall the past and say goodbye at the death, a water-made Bai Ze rushed out from below, and pressed his head against my stomach, pushing me up.

A light of inspiration flashed through my mind, "It didn't want to kill me."
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