Chapter 76 Bicycle
In "The Legend of Sword and Fairy", Li Xiaoyao hugged and enjoyed all the blessings of all the people.
The left hand is the sweet, cute and pure girl Zhao Ling'er, and the right hand is the sweet, salty, willful, but kind rich daughter Lin Yueru.
The back of the hands and palms are fleshy, and Li Xiaoyao, who is reluctant to let go of anyone, falls into a painful and boring choice difficulty.
The ending of the story is that the three of them are killed in the Demon Locking Tower. In order to help Li Xiaoyao and Zhao Ling'er escape danger, Lin Yueru was buried alone in the Demon Locking Tower.
The ending is too terrible. Maybe Lin Yueru will not die if there are more girls, one man and three women.
Then everyone can live a harmonious, friendly and happy life, at least when playing mahjong, there will be no one missing.
If there is one more, you can play League of Legends.
At that time, the sword fairy Li Xiaoyao will be the jungler, the mid laner will be the snake girl Zhao Linger, the descendant of Nuwa, the top lane will be the sword pointing to Wushuang Lin Yueru's offensive top laner, and the bottom lane will be the wives of two newcomers.
With five more wives, you can open a room and customize it.
Jiang Xun felt that his wife was the wheel, and the more she had, the better.
A bachelor walks on two legs. Although the bus No. 11 is slow, it is stable and has no risk of overturning. It is also free of worries. It can go anywhere by climbing mountains and ridges, climbing walls and adjusting it up. Sometimes it will be tiring if you walk for a long time.
A wife is a wheelbarrow.
If you have a car, it’s a big difference between having a car and not having a car.
Riding a bicycle is always easier than walking, but the wheelbarrow has too much gravity, which makes it easy to sway back and forth.
After all, passing genes to more offspring is an instinct engraved in the genes of all male organisms.
Moreover, humans are the only animal in nature that does not have a estrus period, and humans are estrus all year round.
My two wives are bicycles. Although the chance of rolling in front and back is much smaller, it is easy to roll on both sides. You need to have good skills to balance left and right. If you turn a little to one side, the car will be easy to roll over.
The three wives are tricycles, with more support points and they can easily master them without too much practice. However, when turning, the speed is too fast, there is still a risk of overturning.
When it reaches four or more, it will be basically stable. Of course, the stronger the load capacity, the more wheels the car, such as the whimpering Thomas train.
Although in Jiang Xun's opinion, the more creatures his wife is, the better, but as a special person, he will never open a harem.
There are both sexy lady and cute rich loli, what else do you want?
Jiang Xun secretly swore in his heart that if he could no longer control his bird and pushed his sister, he would chop off the Toad Dragon's bird.
"Ah Yeh" The fat cat Toad Dragon sneezes, and the golden cat's eyes were full of suspicion. He turned around and looked at Jiang Xun and asked, "Boss, have you scolded me in your heart just now?"
"Ride your bike well, don't be slandering people's innocence out of thin air! And I scold you and beat you for your own good!" Jiang Xun punched the Toad Dragon's head, picked up the sword sheath and knocked it hard on the Toad Dragon's head.
What a fuck, bastard, Toad Dragon cursed in his heart, not daring to speak, and had to pedal the bicycle desperately.
Although the car made a creaking sound, it persisted, without a tire blowout, and the frame was not overwhelmed by Jiang Xun and Toad Dragon. It was really not easy.
Jiang Xun weighs more than 300 kilograms, and Toad Dragon is even more fat. Even with Jiang Xun's strength, it takes the boss's strength to improve it.
Toad Dragon, the fat house dragon, is just a junk food container, or a super large one. If Jiang Xun had no money, he wouldn't be able to afford this guy.
Jiang Xun, who can carry 300 kilograms and Toad Dragon whose weight is three question marks, are naturally not ordinary.
This magical bicycle was bought by Jiang Xun before from the conductor who likes to blow bubbles at the Kassel Academy Railway Station.
The Bubble Train Conductor's father worked in the Equipment Department of Kassel College, so the train conductor got on the line of the Equipment Department.
The equipment department cheated Kassel Academy of funds and created a lot of strange and useless things. The conductor helped the group of psychopaths to sell stolen goods and earn some extra money.
However, due to the extremely poor sales of the equipment department, it took a long time to make up the calculations.
All the students bought are students. When they buy them back, they either poison their roommates or take revenge on their ex. In short, they are not used for the right journey.
After all, the weapons made by the madmen in the equipment department one day on a whim are not dared to use by normal people.
If the old guys in the school board knew that the equipment department would burn so much money every year, besides building bombs and garbage, I guess many old guys in the school board would be so angry that they had a heart attack and returned to the scene.
When Jiang Xun came to Kassel Academy for the first time, the conductor who was blowing bubbles took Jiang Xun to visit the place that was dubbed the garbage dump by the students of Kassel Academy.
It was a special warehouse in the railway station at the foot of the Kassel College. The purpose of that warehouse was to store strange alchemy products and black technology products made by the equipment department.
There is indeed a lot of junk inside, such as a super portable solar flashlight that doesn't require charging.
This super portable solar flashlight is completely different from an ordinary solar flashlight. It pursues extreme lightweight. In order to reduce the size and weight, the equipment department does not even install a battery on this flashlight.
The flashlight will light up when there is light, and will never light up when there is no light.
Moreover, the switch on the flashlight is just a decoration, and it is useless to press it, because the geniuses in the smart equipment department cleverly dismantled the trigger line inside, which can save a little weight.
Although this flashlight does not last (there is no end) and its brightness does not last (there will be energy loss in the process of converting light energy into electricity and then converted into light energy), this flashlight is small and light enough. There is no solar flashlight on this planet as light as this flashlight.
No one in the world knows the lightweight of solar flashlights better than the geniuses in the equipment department.
There are also strange inventions such as Super Spy Chair and Super Weapon Overlord to kill you 3,000.
Jiang Xun looked for gold from the garbage, and he really found something useful.
He bought a lot of good things from the conductor, including the Whale 2,000 bicycle he was riding.
Whale 2000 Bicycle, this black technology bicycle combines dragon alchemy and modern polymer materials science, with a strong bearing capacity. It is said that even the weight of a whale can ride this bicycle.
Of course, if the whale's feet degenerate, they will definitely not be able to pedal the bicycle. Even if the whale has feet, it is useless. The whale's size is too large and this car cannot be used at all.
So this bicycle with the strongest load capacity on Earth has been thrown into the warehouse for ashes since it was built until it encountered two high-density monsters, Jiang Xun and Toad Dragon.
Toad Dragon tried hard to straighten the two longer cats' paws and pedaled the bicycle pedals, and a round cat face dared not speak out.
The rebellious Erwuzi thought that sooner or later, he would overthrow Jiang Xun's cruel rule, lock Jiang Xun on his bicycle, and let him pedal his bicycle every day, from morning to night, without giving him a day off.
Chapter completed!