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Chapter 23 The Bullshit King

Bai Wuchang said: "Let's go, let's go, don't let the ink marks, so as not to let the King of Hell wait for a long time, and then blame us."

Hei Wuchang also said: "Yes, yes, go away quickly."

After saying that, he pulled Li Jiu, regardless of Li Jiu's intentions, and held Li Jiu and ran forward.

Li Jiu saw the scenery in front of him flashing quickly, and then he saw a ghost wearing black clothes and a black hat appearing in front of him, staring at him with big eyes and smiling.

Li Jiu stood up and trembled with his legs, and turned his head to vomit.

After vomiting for a long time, I slowly looked at the King of Hell.

The King of Hell signaled that Hei White and Impermanence would go on, and then looked at Li Jiu happily and said, "Hello, Prison Secretary."

Li Jiu covered his head and said, "What a hairy thing, I'm so dizzy."

The King of Hell said, "I'm dizzy? That's easy. Let's go, I'll take you to Mengpo to drink a bowl of soup."

As he said that, he pulled Li Jiu forward and came to Meng Po.

Li Jiu looked at the beautiful woman in front of him and said, "Is she the Meng Po?"

The King of Hell said: "How is it? Are you very beautiful? Are you very shocked?"

Li Jiu nodded and said, "I always thought Meng Po was an old woman."

Meng Po said, "That's just a misunderstanding. Come, the Prison Department, I have done this bowl of Meng Po soup."

Li Jiu waved his hand and said, "I don't want to enter the cycle of reincarnation."

Meng Po smiled and said, "Hahaha, this is just a bowl of ordinary sobering tea. Although it can't catch up with the tea from your Yin-Yang Teahouse, it also has a unique taste."

Li Jiu took the tea from Meng Po's hand, took a sip and said, "What kind of tea is this? It's sour and sour, so hard to drink."

Meng Po said: "Don't be ungrateful. How many people can't drink this tea even if they want to."

Li Jiu said: "Of course people can't drink it, this is for ghosts."

Meng Po was angry and said, "You boy, don't think you are the prison guard, I dare not teach you a lesson."

The King of Hell, who was beside him, said, "You really don't dare to teach him a lesson. Be careful that his grandfather Leba will teach you a lesson again."

When Meng Po heard Grandpa Li Jiu's name, a few blushed rose on her face.

Li Jiu was shocked and thought to himself, "This grandpa has even gotten her."

Li Jiu looked at Meng Po with a smile and said, "Then should I call you grandma?"

Meng Po said, "Go aside." After that, he ignored Li Jiu and continued to pour soup for the ghost.

The King of Hell said with emotion: "Fallen flowers follow the flowing water with intention, but the flowing water has no intention of loving the fallen flowers."

Li Jiu looked at Meng Po curiously and said to the King of Hell: "Tell me what my grandfather has done before?"

The King of Hell said: "Your grandfather is a little shameless, and everything else is better than you."

Li Jiu said: "Then why did you ask me to come down this time?"

The King of Hell said, "What are you not doing? Can't you chat with you?"

Li Jiu said: "If there is nothing else, I will go back. If you are fine, I will have a package of things." After that, he was about to leave.

The King of Hell stopped Li Jiu and said, "Hey, don't be anxious. There must be something wrong with finding you. Come on, I'll take you around the underworld first."

After saying that, the King of Hell snapped his fingers, and then a sports car came over.

Li Jiu looked at the sports car and said, "It turns out that the underworld is so advanced now. There are sports cars. It's amazing."

The King of Hell said: "Otherwise, do you think the underworld has been very backward? Over the years, your world has made such great progress, so of course the underworld must also make progress."

Li Jiu asked: "How did you make progress?"

The King of Hell said: "You have so many geniuses in the world. Wouldn't you make progress if you die just by dying? Look, the dancer over there is nothing but the Mikelje or Kerson in your world. Now you are doing well in the underworld. If you have nothing to do, you will hold a concert."

Li Jiu looked at Michael Jackson dancing in front of him and said, "The underworld is so advanced now. I said, why are great men dying so fast these days? It turns out that you got it."

The King of Hell said: "You can't say that. If you have made progress in the world, my underworld cannot be behind. Besides, they have made so many contributions in the world. What's wrong with me now? Isn't it okay?"

Li Jiu said: "Okay, you are a senior official, and whatever you say is what you say, so what is it about asking me to come down? If it's okay, I still have something to do, so I can go back first?"

The King of Hell said: "What are you? The young people today just can't hold back and are impatient. Come with me."

After saying that, the King of Hell took Li Jiu to a blood-red river and said, "Do you know what this is?"

Li Jiu said: "If I guess well, this is Wangchuanhe."

The King of Hell said: "Yes, every time, there are ghosts who don't want to be reincarnated every year, but there are not many who can really last for a thousand years."

Li Jiu said: "So what's wrong with you looking for me? If it's for me to see the Wangchuan River, then I'll see it and let me go back? I'll go to Longhu Mountain tomorrow."

The King of Hell said: "Is it the Longhu Mountain competition? It's the same whether you go to that competition or not. Anyway, there are not many people who go there. If you don't have many, you will still start the competition."

Li Jiu said: "What's wrong with you? If you want to see me, then you see it, let me go back."

The King of Hell said: "What are you anxious about? You haven't even said the main thing yet. You are in a hurry to go back and have a baby. Even if you give birth, it's not your fault. Why are you anxious about it?"

Li Jiu scratched his head and said, "Since you haven't said it seriously, then you can say it quickly, what's the point of Moji?" He secretly scolded the King of Hell in his heart that he could really talk nonsense.

The King of Hell said: "According to your human TV series, aren't the big things just said in the end?"

Li Jiu said expressionlessly: "If you say not, I will leave if you don't say it."

The King of Hell said: "Okay, okay, I said, I said, don't be anxious first, I'll show you something."

After saying that, the King of Hell took out a black stick and handed it to Li Jiu and said, "This thing is for you, letting you deal with something under your school."

Li Jiu said: "What exactly is below?"

The King of Hell said: "You will know this next year. Judging from this speed, by the end of next year, that thing can break through the seal. Don't worry, the first person you are looking for will be you."

Li Jiu said: "Why is the first one to look for me?"

The King of Hell said: "That thing was sealed by your Prison Division. You are now the Prison Division of this term. Who are you looking for if you don't?"

Li Jiu shook the black stick in his hand and said, "Then what's the use of giving me this thing?"

The King of Hell said: "You will know its usefulness at that time."

Li Jiu said: "Can I leave now, right?"

The King of Hell said: "It's OK."

Li Jiu said: "By bye, don't think I'll come down again, I won't come down again."

After saying that, Li Jiu left, but he came back soon.

The King of Hell looked at Li Jiu and said with a smile: "Why are you back?"

Li Jiu said: "I can't find the way, take me back."

The King of Hell laughed and said, "I knew you would be back, so I'd better continue chatting with me."

Li Jiu said: "Tell me about a hammer and take me back quickly. I also have to pack up my things to go to Longhu Mountain."

The King of Hell said, "Come with me, you are so lucky. I personally escort you back to the world. You are so honored."

Li Jiu said: "Just tell me the way."

The King of Hell said, "Okay, I'll send you back now."

After saying that, the King of Hell came to the back of Li Jiu, put it on Li Jiu's butt, and said, "Prison Secretary, how about it, are you going to be there?"

Li Jiu said: "King of Hell, wait for me. Next time you want me to come down, I will never come down if you don't ask me."

The King of Hell smiled and said, "Hahaha, you will come down voluntarily."

Li Jiu jumped out of the floor of the teahouse. Huang Feihong was startled when he saw Li Jiu crawling out of the ground and said, "Your way of appearance is really special. Crawling out of the ground, do you think you are the Land Lord? What did the King of Hell tell you?"

Li Jiu said: "Don't mention it, the King of Hell is like a drama genius. There is nothing big about it. He called me down and gave me a stick and kicked me back. He agreed to send me back and kicked me up directly."

Huang Feihong laughed and said, "You kid also suffer a loss. I thought you would never suffer a loss."

Li Jiu said: "Stop talking, pack up your things and go to bed early, and set off early tomorrow."

After saying that, Li Jiu walked towards his room, and Huang Feihong also returned to his room.

Early the next morning, after three people got up and had breakfast, they drove to the airport.

Huang Feihong had booked a flight ticket for three people last night. After all, Longhu Mountain is so far from the Eastern Province, it is impossible to take a train.

The three of them arrived at the airport and after boarding the plane one after another, Li Jiu came to his seat and looked at everything in the plane. He grew so big that he had never made a plane.

Zi Ling is like Li Jiu, looking around like a curious baby. After all, it is normal for curiosity to fly for the first time.

Huang Feihong pretended not to know the two, because the two of them looked so stupid that they were too embarrassed. Although Zi Ling was a big beauty, she still felt a little embarrassed.
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