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Chapter 77 The Flower Monk Who Eats Meat and Drinks

Back at the hotel, Li Jiu stood at the door of Situ Yumo's room and was about to knock on the door when the door opened by itself. Li Jiu knocked on Situ Yumo's nose.

Situ Yumo hurriedly covered his nose, and Li Jiu also quickly greeted, "Is there anything wrong?" Ru, who was standing beside him, also looked at Li Jiu and Situ Yumo in shock.

Part of the shock was Situ Yumo's appearance, which was more beautiful than any woman he had seen. Also, what was shocked was that Li Jiu would actually know such a beautiful woman.

After Situ Yumo put down his hand on his nose, he looked at Li Jiu with a hint of anger in his eyes. After all, as soon as he opened the door, he knocked on someone else's nose, who would be angry?

Li Jiu was a little embarrassed and said stammeringly: "I'll ask you to have a meal."

"Oh." Situ Yumo said 'oh', then turned around, walked in, and closed the door. Then Situ Yumo's voice came out: "Wait for me, I'll change my clothes."

Half an hour later, Situ Yumo opened the door again, and Li Jiu and Ru were already impatient. Li Jiu was fine. After all, he just touched his nose, so it didn't matter if he waited for a while. Ru was not that happy because he had been hungry for almost a week. He drank dew all the way. He saw the snacks in the child's hands and snatched them and ate them. This is how Ru he came all the way.

Li Jiu looked at Situ Yumo's clothes. They were already the ones they had just gone out, a shirt, jeans, and slippers on their feet.

Li Jiu said: "Didn't you change this? Why did you have such a long time?"

Situ Yumo said: "I changed it, but I thought it was not good, so I changed it back."

Li Jiu was stunned. When he thought that women were such creatures, he stopped tangling and said, "Okay, since you have changed your clothes, then go for a meal."

Ruye also said: "Yes, yes, I'm almost starving to death. I'm hurry up and have to buy clothes for me after I finish my meal. I'll go to the ruins of the ancient Loulan Kingdom tomorrow. If I don't have time to hurry up, I can't buy a few clothes."

Situ Yumo nodded, closed the door, and walked downstairs first. Li Jiu and Ru also followed Situ Yumo, which gave a very unconciliatory picture.

There was a beautiful woman walking in front, followed by two big boys. One of the two big boys was fine, and the other was bald, so it was fine, and the bald one was dressed like a beggar. The three of them were particularly eye-catching on the road.

Ruye's outfit, the originally torn cloth shoes have now completely fallen off, and the head, face and body are covered with dirty, so it looks like beggars.

During this period, there was another woman who asked Situ Yumo what skin care products she used. She could still look so young when her son was so old.

After this sentence, not only did Situ Yumo's face turn dark, but even Li Jiu and Ru's faces became gloomy and stared at the man with anger.

The woman felt the murderous gaze, laughed twice, and ran away quickly.

Since the man left, Situ Yumo touched his face and thought, "Are you really old?"

Li Jiu was also thinking, "Does he look so much like her son when he walks with this woman?"

Ruye didn't have that big heart to think about these things because he was almost hungry and really didn't have the strength to think about these things.

In fact, this place is a remote area, and the economic development is relatively early, but it cannot be changed. This is a remote area. The girls are all precocious, like Situ Yumo, and their sons may be eleven or twelve years old. So the woman asked Situ Yumo what skin care products she used, and she was not too surprised. She just sighed that Situ Yumo was too white, so she wanted to know what skin care products she used, and then bought them herself and used them.

Situ Yumo's skin is not normal white, but a kind of pathological whiteness. Because he has had hidden diseases since he was a child, he has never left the house much, so his skin is naturally abnormally white.

Hesitated for the past few days, Li Jiu took to a desert attachment and was a little tanned, so he looked no more sick, but his skin was still whiter than normal people. So the woman envied and wanted to have such white skin. In this way, it led to a farce.

The three of them continued to walk forward. Situ Yumo had a gloomy face, while Li Jiu had a calm face, and Ru also looked desperate. He looked ahead with a blank look and said, "Give me some food, I can't do it anymore. If I don't eat, I'll die. I can't hold on."

Li Jiu casually found a breakfast shop. After the three of them went in, Ruye did not act like the ones in the TV series. The monks were vegetarian. He did not order a steamed bun, but instead ordered a hundred meat buns.

The boss brought a steamer and said something Li Jiu and Ru couldn't understand. Fortunately, Situ Yumo had learned various languages ​​at home and translated: "The boss said that there are exactly one hundred buns in this steamer, so let's enjoy it slowly."

After Situ Yumo finished translating, he said to the boss something Li Jiu and Ru couldn't understand, and only saw the boss happily walking over and continuing to make buns.

How could the boss be unhappy? Li Jiu and the other two bought all his inventory this morning and could finish the work. How could the boss be unhappy?

Ru also opened the steamer and took a bite of meat buns and a hundred buns. In less than five minutes, Ru also solved it. Li Jiu only ate one or two, and Situ Yumo disappeared before he even started eating it.

Ru also patted her belly and said with satisfaction: "Well, this bun tastes good, but it's a little less, but it's just like an appetizer and I'll eat it later at noon."

After saying that, Ru picked up a bottle of wine on the table and drank it. His movements were not as good as a monk.

Li Jiu said: "Aren't you a monk?"

Ruya nodded and said, "Yes, what's wrong?"

Li Jiu said: "Don't monks don't eat meat? They only eat meat, so why do you drink meat and drink wine?"

Ru also said: "What you are talking about is a purebred monk. A flower monk like me is pretty good at eating meat and drinking. I'm worthy of the Buddha if I didn't go to prostitution."

Li Jiu touched his forehead and said, "When you say Amitabha Buddha, won't your conscience hurt?"

Ru also said: "It's not true, you and I are both people who practice Taoism and martial arts. How can you have the strength to catch ghosts without eating meat? Besides, wine and meat are in the stomach, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart. The Buddha is good at this. I am a flower monk and not my master's ascetic monk. What's wrong with eating something? What's wrong with you?"

"When we practice Taoism, we practice qi. What is qi? Qi is qi and blood. Where does qi and blood come from? It is the grains and grains that people usually eat, chickens, ducks, fish and meat. If you don't eat meat, you will be insufficient. Why can you catch ghosts if you don't have enough? Look at those Taoist Taoists, who are not those who eat meat and drink alcohol. Their ghosts with enough qi and blood will die in close proximity. It's easy to catch a ghost, but like me, it takes half a day to catch a ghost. Sometimes, because of insufficient qi and blood, they can't catch them, so they let them run away. Do you know what the reason is? It's because I didn't eat meat!"

Li Jiu hurriedly said, "Okay, stop, just eat it, just treat my previous words as farts. Eat whatever you want and eat more. Then you have enough qi and blood. In the ancient Loulan Kingdom, it will all depend on you."

Ru also nodded and said, "This is almost the same. Take me to buy clothes quickly. Remember, you owe me a suit that costs 50 million yuan and take me to buy it quickly, don't miss the debt."

Li Jiu turned his head and was about to tell Situ Yumo that she would ask her to ask how much money, but Situ Yumo walked over and said, "Let's go, I'll give the money."

After Situ Yumo finished speaking, he continued to walk in front of the two, and Li Jiu and Ru were still following Situ Yumo.

Ru also looked at Li Jiu and said, "It turns out that you called someone up to pay the bill, and said, "Do you have no money?"

Li Jiu simply said: "Yes, yes, I don't have money, what can you do to me?"

Ruya immediately pointed at Li Jiu and said, "You actually lied to me, my suit! I had known that I shouldn't have listened to your lies just now, so I beat you up and asked Mr. Leba to buy me the suit."

Li Jiu smiled and said, "No 50 million yuan, but I can still buy you a suit of 500 yuan. If you have no shoes, you still have to buy shoes for you. If you buy shoes, you have to buy shirts. I only have 500 yuan. You can calculate it yourself, don't buy more than you."

(End of this chapter)
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