Chapter 2686 disguise
Chen Tian looked at Guo Nu's sad expression, especially when he saw that he was slapped by Adjutant Youzhu, and his nose bleeding was flowing out, he couldn't help feeling a little sad. He couldn't help but take out the US dollars he had won in "Baili" Entertainment City from his pocket and said seriously to Guo Nu: "Thank you for your hard work, this is your reward, I've got it!"
The initial expression was very painful. Guo Nu, who was frustrated, saw this large stack of US dollars. His two triangular eyes immediately emitted light. He took Chen Tian’s dollar and smiled and said, "Don’t say that, they are all brothers, they are all brothers..."
In fact, Chen Tian was also confused for a moment whether Guo Nu was talking about whether "the US dollar is his brother" or "Chen Tian is his brother". But when someone is willing to do anything for you, even selling his dignity, you should also have to call this person your "brother"!
Chen Tian looked at Guo Nu, who was counting US dollars greedily and still shining light in his eyes, and then asked, "Hey, I said, Old Street Master, what should I do next?"
Guo Nu then came to his senses, patted the US dollar in his hand and smiled, "Boss, as long as you have this, you can rest as long as you have it. I, Guo Nu, are you a master of the old street. Is there anything I can't do in the old street?"
Seeing Guo Nu's bragging nature revealing again, Chen Tian sighed and said, "It's best not to have such a big tone. Be careful that someone will have a slap in the face later, that would be embarrassing!"
"Uh... OK!" Guo Nu laughed in embarrassment, and then said to Chen Tian seriously: "Boss, why don't you go to my place to take refuge first?"
"Is it safe?" Chen Tian asked with some uncertainty.
"Absolutely safe," Guo Nu said to Chen Tian, who looked at him with a questioning look, "I will try my best to guarantee it?"
Chen Tian laughed dryly twice, then said to Guo Nu: "Okay, let's go!"
After saying that, Chen Tian took a step forward, but before he could take a few steps, he was pulled by Guo Nu.
"What's wrong? Have you regretted it? There is no problem with the money. If the cash is not enough, I can swipe the card." Chen Tian frowned and asked Guo Nu.
Guo Nu immediately widened his triangle eyes and shouted, "Hey! Boss, who do you think of me Guo Nu as a person? Do you think I am a brother? Is it too vulgar? I mean, you will definitely be hanging by the swagger when you go out like this!"
Chen Tian slapped his head with his hand, nodded and said, "You are right, I'll climb over the wall now..."
After saying that, Chen Tian walked to the corner of the wall, squatted down and was about to fly over the low wall, but the corner of his pants sank and was pulled again.
Chen Tian turned his head in surprise and found that it was no one else, but Guo Nu again!
Chen Tian immediately looked stern and scolded Guo Nu in a confused and unhappy tone, "Old Street Master, what's wrong with you? Every time I pull my back, have you developed a habit?"
Guo Nu waved his hand immediately, and then said with a sad face: "Boss, you can fly over the eaves and walls, but I am a thin and sick man. Even if you want to take me to show off and take me to fly, you can't do it!"
Chen Tian thought about it, and then curled his lips and said, "What you said makes sense, so let's wait patiently in this alley for a while, and wait until no one walks through the alley again. What do you think of my suggestion?"
Guo Nu rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly: "Boss, why don't you try my method?"
"What method? Tell me!" Chen Tian blinked his eyes and asked Guo Nu.
Guo Nu twisted and pointed to a cardboard box behind the pole, then grinned and said hesitantly to Chen Tian: "Boss, do you see this cardboard box?"
"See," Chen Tian asked in a daze, "What's wrong?"
Guo Nu smiled, bent down, reached out to pull out a black item from the cardboard box, and handed it to Chen Tian. In an instant, an unspeakable sour smell came straight into Chen Tian's nostrils. The strong smell stimulated Chen Tian's stomach surging and he was almost vomiting.
Chen Tian covered his nose like an electric shock, and said disgusted to Guo Nu with a strong nasal voice: "Hey, are you sick? Why do you pick up a dead black cat from this cardboard box? It's so smelly, throw it away quickly, throw it away!"
Guo Nu smiled and said, "Boss, you have to see clearly! How could this be a dead mouse? This is an old piece of clothing!"
"Old clothes?" Chen Tian frowned and looked at it. In the dark, what Guo Nu was holding was indeed an old clothes, but the former owner of this old clothes might have used them hard, and because it was left here for too long, it was covered with a lot of nausea and dirt, which made people sick.
"Boss, it seems that I can only apologize for you! After putting on this dress, let alone recognize you, I don't want to recognize you even if I want to recognize you! Are you right? Haha, is it a peerless plan? Come on, put it on quickly!" Guo Nu finished speaking, with a tragic expression on his face, slowly moving the stinky clothes towards Chen Tian.
In Chen Tian's eyes, Guo Nu's appearance was like handing the poisonous apple to Snow White's stepmother queen!
"I poke, Old Street Master, are you here really?" Chen Tian looked at Guo Nu in amazement, and involuntarily took two steps back. Just when Chen Tian was about to surrender, Chen Tian suddenly thought of a way in his mind and immediately shouted: "Stop!"
"What's wrong? Boss, let it be calm for a while! Don't be afraid, my residence is not far from here, let it be! Be good, be obedient!" Guo Numei said to Chen Tian with a smile, her appearance was no different from the ancient eunuchs.
Chen Tian glared at Guo Nu with contempt, shouting like an emperor: "Hey! Are you thinking too much? Even if you want to wear it, you will wear it!"
"I wear it," Guo Nu was stunned when he heard this, "Why am I wearing it?"
Chen Tian rolled his eyes and said in a playful tone: "Who can withstand such smelly clothes except you?! Stop talking nonsense, take off your military uniform quickly, I can barely accept your military uniform. As for that dead black cat, you can enjoy it yourself!"
When Guo Nu heard this, he wanted to die: "No way? I'll wear it? I'll take off my clothes for you?"
"Anyway, it's all disguise. Wearing that dead black cat is the same as wearing your military uniform. At most, I will suffer some losses, get closer to you, and rely on your odor to block others!" Chen Tian said to Guo Nu indifferently.
Guo Nu had tears in his eyes and said to Chen Tian in a very tragic tone: "Boss, there is nothing in this world that can't be done with a hundred dollars..."
"If so, then add another 100 US dollars!" Chen Tian took out two hundred US dollars from his pocket readily, handing it to Guo Nu and urged: "Hurry up, don't be too slow for me!"
It turns out that "there must be a brave man under the heavy reward." When Guo Nu saw the colorful US dollars, his eyes lit up, and immediately nodded and said, "Okay, boss!"
Then, Guo Nu took off his military uniform and handed it to Chen Tian. Although Guo Nu said that military uniform might not be very clean and clean, compared to the "Dead Black Cat", it was one in the sky and the other in the ground.
When Chen Tian put on Guo Nu's military uniform, Guo Nu had already put the "dead black cat" on his body. Chen Tian looked at the arrogant Guo Nu and couldn't help but look black. To be honest, fortunately, Guo Nu is a rich man, and his strong ** concealed the smell. If it were an ordinary person, he would have foamed at the mouth and fainted.
"Boss, come with me!" Guo Nu led Chen Tian out of the alley with a timid attitude, and took advantage of the moment when there was no one on the street and walked quickly on the street, walking in a low-key and rapid manner in the night.
At this time, three ruffians patrolling with guns came towards us. When they saw Chen Tian and Guo Nu who were in a hurry, they immediately shouted and walked towards them. Chen Tian couldn't help but feel nervous. But as soon as the three ruffians walked up to him, Guo Nu suddenly opened his hand and shouted affectionately to the three ruffians: "Hey, I'm Nu, hello you!"
A gangster soldier who was worried about smelling Guo Nu immediately shouted: "Hey, Nu, did you fall into the shit pit? It smells so bad? By the way, who is this tall man and how is he wearing military uniform?"
Guo Nu immediately smiled and said, "It was the recruit recruited by Adjutant Youzhu. I asked me to take him around and get familiar with it!"
"Haha, the little brat follows Nu, even if you are in trouble! Uh... it's too bad, don't say it, get out of here, don't hinder me from catching the Chinese spy money!" The gangster soldier waved to Chen Tian and Guo Nu after he said that.
"Goodbye, I wish you to find that Chinese spy as soon as possible!" After Guo Nu said that, he and Chen Tian walked forward with big strides, continued to walk along the street, and did not dare to rest in one breath.
When he was turning around and turning into a street corner, a faint sound suddenly came from Chen Tian's ears. Chen Tian distinguished in surprise and suddenly realized that "Xia Tianxia quietly passed by and left a little secret... Give me a pink memory!"
"Pink memories?" Chen Tian was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he was surprised to see ambiguous neon signs appearing on the signs on both sides of the street, such as "Shushuang Massage House", "Juliet Massage House", "Venus Massage House", "Oriental Water Mood Massage House", etc. There are no less than a dozen massage parlors like this on the entire street, which seems very tempting to the sound of music.
Chen Tian asked awkwardly: "Uh, isn't this "hongdengqu"? Are you sure you live here?"
"Yes! Let's go, my home is there!" After Guo Nu finished speaking excitedly, he threw the "dead black cat" on his body to the ground and walked towards a "Miaoyan Massage House".
Just when Chen Tian was surprised, the door of Miaoyan Massage Garden opened from the inside with a creaking sound. A young and beautiful girl with exposed clothes came out of the massage garden and swayed and ran towards Guo Nu away. A coquettish "dar1ing" almost made Guo Nu's whole body feel electric!
Chapter completed!