Chapter 813 You can't spoil General Lu Bu so much!
"General Lu Bu, you will work under me from today on. I will ask for your advice in the future."
Seeing Cao Cao humbled in front of Lu Bu, Li Yalin suddenly laughed secretly in his heart, but he also understood that Lu Bu was a typical mouthless girl with no expression on her face, so it was very difficult to win her over.
But as the strongest general in the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu must be his target, especially among his twenty cute generals, she must have a seat.
Therefore, Li Yalin must have a good relationship with Lu Bu.
After Yue became Li Yalin's exclusive maid, all the advisers and generals under Yue naturally belonged to his camp, and the same was true for Lu Bu.
However, belonging to Li Yalin's camp does not mean that he will really buy into his lord's fault. This is something he still knows very well.
Therefore, when facing Lu Bu, Li Yalin behaved very politely. Although he knew it was useless, he did not do it to Lu Bu, but just to let everyone understand his attitude.
"Um."
Although Lu Bu is speechless and expressionless, it does not mean that she has no brains. She has no objection to becoming Li Yalin's subordinate, but has already acquiesced, so she is still very considerate to this new lord.
Didn't you notice that she had already said yes? This is already very rare. Cao Cao just said so many things, but she didn't reply a word.
"Well, in this case, we will all be a family from now on. If General Lu Bu has any difficulties, just mention it to me. As long as it is General Lu Bu's request, I will try my best to satisfy it."
After receiving Lu Bu's response, Li Yalin was already in a good mood. Taking advantage of this opportunity, he also kept up his efforts and prepared to leave more good impressions on Lu Bu.
In his memory, Lu Bu was actually a very innocent girl. To put it more intuitively, she was just a cute and mouthless girl. She also liked small animals very much, and she was full of cuteness.
If you want to conquer Lu Bu, there isn't much you need to do, just do what he likes.
"Gold."
"Um?"
What Li Yalin just said showed an attitude. Originally, he didn't expect Lu Bu to say anything more. As long as she said "yes", it would be enough.
But unexpectedly, just after he finished speaking, Lu Bu quickly spoke again. Although he also cherished words like gold, Li Yalin also heard clearly.
It's just that he didn't quite believe his ears. What did you just say you wanted?
"Gold."
Maybe Lu Bu thought that Li Yalin really didn't hear clearly, so he spoke again clearly and clearly. Now everyone heard that she was talking about gold.
But what do you want gold for?
Li Yalin never expected that Lu Bu's difficulty would be gold. Could it be that she loves money very much?
No. This is definitely impossible. There must be some other reason.
"General Lu Bu is short of gold?" Li Yalin asked Lu Bu cautiously with surprise in his heart.
"Lack of... gold, food... need gold to buy."
It seems that Lu Bu is really not good at speaking. Even these short words, she still divided them into several batches before finishing them.
When she said this, Li Yalin reacted immediately.
What Lu Bu means by this is that she needs gold to buy food, which means that she is short of food now!
As the strongest general under Yue, Lu Bu would be short of food and so on. Do you dare to believe this? No one would believe it, including Li Yalin.
But soon, Li Yalin thought of something. I remember that in the anime, Lu Bu seemed to have adopted a lot of stray dogs, so was what she was talking about now the food of those stray dogs?
"I see. It seems that General Lu Bu wants food instead of gold. Let's do this. General Lu Bu, how much food do you need? You can report the amount to the Tian Feng military advisor. Then she will distribute the food you need.
What do you think, General Lu Bu?"
“Food…love it!”
After Li Yalin said these words, Lu Bu's eyes, which were originally calm and expressionless, suddenly flashed with a light. It could be seen that she was very happy now.
Even though there is still no expression on his face.
"Wait! Lord Yalin, you can't coddle General Lu Bu like this!"
Just when Lu Bu was overjoyed, someone on the side couldn't stand it anymore. He took a step forward and loudly pointed out Li Yalin's mistake.
"Miss Jia Xu, what are you..."
Li Yalin was a little confused. The person who stood up at this time was not anyone else, but Jia Xu, the former first military advisor of Dong Zhuo's army.
You just promised to grant Lu Bu some grain. Why do you seem so excited?
"Hey! My lord has promised to allocate food and grass to Lian Tiao, why are you running out to cause trouble again?"
Before Jia Xu could respond to Li Yalin, someone else jumped out next to him. When he looked carefully, he turned out to be Chen Gong, Lu Bu's assistant.
I saw that this loli was not afraid of Jia Xu at all. She pointed at her nose and started to confront her. Her words were full of protection for Lu Bu, just like a little loyal dog.
Perhaps it was because Li Yalin agreed to adjust food for Lu Bu that Chen Gong had a good impression. At this moment, she actually addressed Li Yalin as Lord, which was quite rare.
"What do you mean I'm interfering? Does Mr. Yalin know the situation? He agreed casually. Of course I have to stop him!"
Faced with Chen Gong's accusation, Jia Xu didn't take it seriously at all. He saw the bespectacled girl bursting with momentum, folding her arms and looking down at Chen Gong, as if she had the absolute upper hand.
Although Chen Gong is not tall, she is just an ordinary otome figure, but looking at Chen Gong again, this little loli is definitely at the malnourished level and has not grown at all. If she wants to confront Chen Gong, she will naturally lose.
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"What exactly is going on? Who can explain it to me?"
Just as Chen Gong and Jia Xu were confronting each other, Li Yalin looked confused. What was the situation Jia Xu was talking about? Who could explain it to him?
"Lord Yalin, the main reason why General Lu Bu is short of food is because of the stray cats and dogs she adopted."
As two opposing parties, neither Jia Xu nor Chen Gong had time to explain to Li Yalin, and it was even more difficult for Lu Bu, who was speechless and expressionless, to express himself clearly. Only Yue, who was still standing beside Li Yalin and understood the cause and effect, could give him detailed explanations.
's answer.
"Stray cats and dogs, it's just such a trivial matter, Jia Xu doesn't need to be so excited, right?" Li Yalin had long known that Lu Bu had the habit of adopting stray animals, and was not surprised at all.
On the contrary, he felt that Jia Xu's reaction was a little too surprising.
"Excited? If you knew that the total number of stray cats and dogs adopted by General Lu Bu is three to four hundred, you would know why I am excited!"
Jia Xu heard Li Yalin's words clearly, and because of this, she became even more angry. It seemed that Lu Bu's adoption of stray cats and dogs had reached the limit of her tolerance.
"If it were just like this, it would be fine. If Yongzhou wants to raise hundreds of stray cats and dogs, I would accept it. But the key point is that the more this happens, the less general Lu Bu knows how to control it! If you, Lord Yalin, set a precedent for her,
, then in the future there will be an infestation of cats and dogs in Luoyang City, don’t blame me for not warning you!"
"This...can't be so exaggerated..."
Seeing Jia Xu getting more and more excited as he talked, he even pressed forward step by step, pressing his chest against Li Yalin without caring. This immediately made Li Yalin feel ashamed.
When this woman gets excited, she really doesn't care about anything.
"Exaggeration? I'm speaking lightly. Let General Lu Bu say it himself. If she can promise not to adopt new stray cats and dogs, I will never pursue the matter again. The question is, will General Lu Bu agree?"
Regardless of Li Yalin's shame, Jia Xu raised her hand and pointed at Lu Bu, and made it very clear that as long as Lu Bu stopped taking in stray animals, she would let him go.
It's a pity that when she looked at Lu Bu again, she had a panicked look in her eyes. She felt like she wanted to speak, but she couldn't say the words when she reached her lips.
"Look, even General Lu Bu himself can't guarantee it. Lord Yalin, do you still think I'm excited?"
It seemed that Lu Bu's performance did not exceed Jia Xu's expectations, so when she turned back to Li Yalin, her expression seemed to declare her victory.
Of course, she wasn't specifically targeting Lu Bu, she was just talking about the matter. The more stray cats and dogs she adopts, the more troubles she will have. In this troubled world, where even people can't take care of them, how can they have time to take care of cats and dogs?
Isn't this a joke?
"That's it, I understand."
Jia Xu had already said this, what else could Li Yalin say? He could only cough slightly to show his understanding, but because of this, he saw a look of disappointment in Lu Bu's eyes.
She was smart enough to see that Li Yalin was compromising, and even guessed that her search for food was hopeless.
Although she does not have to rely on Li Yalin's relief, if she can get an extra batch of food, she will be able to adopt more wandering companions.
This disappointment is certainly inevitable.
"Having said that, I also think General Lu Bu's intention is very good. Although it costs money and food to adopt stray cats and dogs, if it works well, it may produce unexpected results."
Li Yalin knew very well that taking advantage of Lu Bu's disappointment, the opportunity to improve his favorability had come. He couldn't miss the opportunity. He must do things beautifully this time.
Sure enough, when he spoke like this, he immediately attracted everyone's attention. Even Lu Bu, who was originally disappointed, now looked surprised, as if he couldn't understand why Li Yalin said this.
"Lord Yalin, what do you mean by this?"
Jia Xu was also stunned. Unexpected effect? What effect is it? (To be continued...)
Chapter completed!