Chapter 137 Can you leave a pair of pants
The two ghosts were shocked and thought they had heard it wrong. One ghost said tremblingly: "This ghost master, we just arrived at the underworld and didn't bring much money. I'll give you all. Let us go to the underworld with mercy..."
As he said that, the ghost took out a handful of paper money from his pocket and handed it to Wanchou.
Seeing this, another ghost was so anxious that he scratched his head, touched his whole body, and said cursingly: "These unfilial things don't give me some pocket money..."
After touching for a long time, it took out half of the steamed bun from its waist and said with a bitter face: "I don't have money on it, so I'm just beating dog steamed buns, and there's still half of it left. Otherwise, you can take it..."
Wanchou was so angry that he robbed him for the first time after living for more than 20 years. He actually robbed a handful of paper money and half-pulled dog buns. It was a joke when he went back and told him.
But Xiangcao's eyes turned and he had an idea.
"What are you doing? What are you doing? Put away all the money and steamed buns quickly. When did I say I want your stuff?"
The two ghosts were stunned, looked at each other, and said, "Didn't you just say robbery?"
"Uh, you heard it wrong. The common term I said in the underworld is not robbery, but a great precept. Anyone who comes to the underworld for the first time must follow the great precepts." The category said in a fake manner.
"Then, what is the Great Ring? We are just a first-timer and don't know anything. We ask the ghost messenger for guidance."
The two ghosts nodded and bowed, and used the Ghost Sect as ghost messengers. In fact, they were inexperienced. Which ghost messenger who was not in a row wore an Angry Birds T-shirt?
Fan Chou pretended to be a ghost man, Hua Xiaoxin was stunned when he looked behind him, and Sister Furong was shaking with laughter. However, she didn't dare to make a sound. She covered her mouth tightly and giggled.
"Well. Look at your sincerity, I will tell you that you will not be punished for violating the precepts."
Rancho said pretentiously: "Actually, it's very simple. Anyone who is reincarnated, regardless of humans and animals, should go naked, so he should come back naked. What's the matter with wearing clothes? This is a violation of the great precepts. Everyone in front of the Buddha should be equal, and they should be naked and return to the most primitive state of life. Therefore, although you came in wearing clothes, you will be stripped off when you arrive at the underworld. Instead of being stripped off, it's better to take it off yourself. Well, I think you'll take it off now and then report it with ease. Maybe you can also save a lot of your sins in this life."
After hearing this, these two ghosts were stunned. The words of Xiang Chou completely overturned all their fantasies about the underworld.
"You always say, take off your clothes?" The ghost holding the half-pulled bun finally came to his senses and asked dumbly.
"Uh, that's right, just take off your clothes and then give it to me. I will report your names to the underworld officer and eliminate some of your sins." Wanchou was determined to pretend to be the ghost messenger to the end.
"Then I'll ask, can I leave some shorts?" Another ghost grabbed the clothes and tried to take them off, but asked with a frown.
Wanchou pretended to think about it and said, "Okay, you won't be too forced when you first arrive. Just hold on tight, you won't be able to catch this train in a while."
The two of them nodded repeatedly, and hey agreed. At the same time, they took off their own clothes in a few seconds. They only had shorts left. They hugged their arms and handed their clothes to Yanchou. They did not forget to nod and bowed, "Thank you..."
The other ghost was moved, wiped his tears and said, "Fate..."
Fan Chok held back his laughter and waved his hand and said, "Also, don't take this road. Although this is a big road, it's a long way. Listen to me, follow this little woods and turn right when you see the stones, and soon you will arrive in the city."
"Hey, we remember, Master Guidance, you are very compassionate and enjoy the blessings of immortals forever."
The two of them kept bowing and bowing, so grateful that they were so grateful. Then, as the instructions of the category, they ran and slammed the road and turned into a small woods. They were covered in fog and soon they could not see clearly.
Sister Furong floated out from behind the stone, and she was already smiling. Hua Xiaoxin looked at Yancho with admiration and gave a thumbs up: "Boss, you really have you. It's said that the King of Hell is not despised as thin as the King of Hell. You are even more cruel than the King of Hell, and you are only wearing shorts."
But Fan Chou said helplessly: "Okay, please change it quickly. Do you think I am willing to do this and let others report to the underworld with their bare ass. This is a strange thing to all ages."
"Where did you let them go just now?"
"I don't know where it is. Just say it casually. I can't let them go a little longer, otherwise we will reveal it. Let them wander around the woods for a while."
As he spoke, Fan Chou and Hua Xiaoxin put the two ghosts' clothes on him and looked at each other, which was quite fit.
In fact, this clothes were just a shroud worn by the dead. After changing the clothes, when Sister Furong looked around as if nothing had happened, she couldn't help but ask: "Hey, we changed our clothes, what should you do?"
Sister Furong looked down at herself and smiled and said, "I'm easy to deal with."
She stretched out her arms and gently turned around. When the long skirt fluttered, she suddenly changed her appearance. The original embroidered palace skirt disappeared in a blink of an eye. She changed into a white long skirt with wide-sleeved hair, draped over her shoulders, and smiled brightly, looking like a female ghost.
Fenchou is not surprised. Hua Xiaoxin was thinking about Xiaoyu and didn't care. The two of them lay on the big rock and looked up the road.
After waiting for about a few minutes, ghosts came over one after another, some were single, some were in groups, some were gangs, some were escorted by ghosts, some were escorted by men and women, some were old and young, all kinds of.
There are really no young and old on the road to the underworld, and there are wealth and poverty. No matter what happened before, this underworld is the last destination for everyone.
However, there was no Xiaoyu in these people. Wanchou was a little anxious, afraid that he would be late, so Xiaoyu had already gone for more than half a step to report.
After waiting for a while, four or five strange ghosts came over in front of him, attracting Fang Cai's attention.
These ghosts were tied together by a long rope, with eye masks on their eyes, and their faces were dull, moving forward step by step. Behind were two green-haired and red-faced ghosts, wearing uniforms like security guards, one with a whip in his hand, and the other seemed to be holding an electric baton, shouting loudly at the ghosts, and slowly walked over.
There are no small fish in it, but when Wanchou looks at this wave of people, the more he looks, the more he becomes, the more uncomfortable he becomes.
Ropes, eye masks, whips, electric batons...
When did the underworld come out of SM?
"Go away!" The whip ghost kept whipping the ghosts, making them wail and stagger.
The electric baton ghost was behind. Seeing that the ghost was walking slowly, he poked it with the electric baton. The ghost screamed and ran forward a few steps desperately.
The more you look at the Chou, the stranger became, but the electric baton ghost said, "I said, brother, this life is rare today. You guess, what sentence will these idiots be sentenced to when they go back?"
"It's hard to say, there are many people who dig tunnels and steal bank vaults, but landslides are really rare to kill themselves. It should be considered as a punishment from heaven, and it has not been successful. It should be able to relieve some of the guilt, right?"
"Yeah, we have to be careful. Although Master Wuchang covered their eyes and tied them together with ropes, they were all underground workers, and they would easily slip away if they were not careful."
The two ghosts chatted while walking, begging these unlucky ghosts and slowly walked over from under Fengcao's nose.
"Where is the wandering soul over there?"
The whip ghost suddenly shouted at the place where Fan Chou and Hua Xiaoxin were hiding.
Wanchou was shocked. If they found out that he and Hua Xiaoxin were not normal ghosts, something big would happen.
However, Qiong was quick to learn and held Hua Xiaoxin in place. He stood up by himself, imitating the appearance of those ghosts, with a dull expression and stupid expression, floating in the other direction.
"Just a wandering soul, why are you fussing?" said the electric baton ghost.
"You don't know that something happened in our underworld recently, and even the sealing talismans from the Tiandi Bank were lost. The officer told me that you should pay attention to all suspicious people in the near future. If you can catch the person who secretly sealed the talisman, we will be promoted and made a fortune."
"The person who secretly printed the talisman? Didn't you say last time that it was Mr. Cui who did it? They have already been arrested."
"Shh, whisper, you can't talk nonsense. Anyway, that's what you said above, why do you care about so much? It's true or false? Isn't it just a matter of the man?"
The two ghost messed around and ignored Hua Xiaoxin behind the stone and gradually walked away.
But this sentence was clearly heard by Chang Chou, and he quietly returned to the back of the stone and began to think.
Could it be that Cui Ming gave him the seal of the Heaven and Earth Bank that he stole? If he was arrested for this, then he would be too sorry for him.
However, after hearing these two ghost messengers, it seems that someone is secretly saving Cui’s life. It is normal to think about it. The brother-in-law of the King of Hell commits a crime and inevitably has to go up and down to deal with things, find a scapegoat, etc. It seems that this is common, both ancient and modern, and the Yin and Yang realms.
Chapter completed!