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Chapter 16: Liu Bei's Battle Against Lu Bu

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"Liu Bei..."

Before Fanchou could be surprised, he heard a angrily shouting behind him: "Bao, big-eared thief, you are here just right..."

A gust of cold wind suddenly passed by, and Lu Bu had already broken out of the house, his face turned ashen, and an endless evil aura suddenly surged out. He grabbed Liu Bei with a shocked face, and watched Lu Bu transform again.

"Brother, don't be fine..." Liu Bei bowed and bowed, but slid into the room from Lu Bu's armpit. Lu Bu grabbed the air and turned his head to chase him: "Don't run away, take my life with me..."

Liu Bei rushed into the kitchen directly. Lu Bu had transformed at this moment. He looked like Lu Bu, just like the Black Tornado Li Kui, with a black wind all over his body, and then rushed in.

Fan Chou said anxiously: "Brother Cui, you're blocking me!"

Cui Ming spread his hands: "It's not my responsibility, I'll be responsible for giving away the others, you can handle the others yourself..."

As soon as Wanchou stomped his feet, he was about to run into the house when a plate flew out of the kitchen and broke. The fragments of the plate were splattered with crisp sound effects. Just as Lu Bu ran over, a few pieces of fragments actually pierced into Lu Bu's body.

Lu Bu shouted, and the fragments suddenly collapsed, but the kitchen began to fly again. Lu Bu was stabbed by the fragments of the plate and actually emitted black air from the wound. Lu Bu screamed and began to hide, but was blocked on the way to the kitchen for a while.

Ranchou jumped and shouted: "My plate..."

Before the wailing ended, his bowl flew out again, and the jingle was rumbling. Liu Bei showed his skills in the kitchen and staged a symphony of pots and pans. The ground was soon filled with pieces of bowls and plates, which scared Dou E so much that she hid in the bedroom and dared not come out. Taishan glanced around on the ceiling, and was watching the excitement, Cui Ming clapped his eyes straight beside him.

Soon all the bowls and plates were thrown away, and even the chopsticks were gone. Lu Bu rushed out several meters in the rain of bullets. Finally, the only two basins in the field flew out and were buckled on Lu Bu's head.

Lu Bu wore a steel helmet, and like a giant attacking, he finally rushed to the kitchen door with a sudden smoke and fire. At this time, Liu Bei had almost thrown away all the things in the kitchen. Liu Bei was also anxious and grabbed the small black bowl in the innermost part of the cupboard, which was the magic weapon Ruyi Golden Bowl used to collect ghosts. However, as soon as Liu Bei picked up the bowl, his whole body shivered, and Ruyi Golden Bowl fell to the ground and rolled to Lu Bu's feet.

Wanchou could no longer help it, rushed over, grabbed Ruyi Golden Bowl, and shouted: "Stop it all, see the magic weapon..."

A white light flashed, and two soul-guiding talismans were immediately in their hands. One hand held the talisman and the other hand grabbed the bowl, making a gesture to pounce...

"Hey hey... Mr. Fan should not take action..." Cui Ming was panicked when he saw that Fan Cho was going to be serious. He teleported to appear between Lu Bu and Liu Bei. "You two are almost OK. Don't make Mr. Fan embarrassed, otherwise this holiday will be cancelled and you will go back to hell to eat mud!"

"Big ear thief, did you forget to shoot the halberd at the gate when you hurt me? I'm not sleeping with you..." Lu Bu still shouted.

Liu Bei shrank his head: "I won't even have the same acupoint as you if I die..."

Van Chou said speechlessly: "Brother Lu, that's irreconcilable... It's been more than a thousand years, are you two finished? Brother Lu, can you tell me that you can be more sensible? Can you blame Liu Bei if you ask Cao Cao to strangle him? Do you think that Liu Bei can save his life by pleading for you? Cao Cao didn't want you to live at all, but just wanted to share the charge of killing the world's most powerful general. Liu Bei just had to follow Cao Cao's thoughts at that time, and let him say, "Besides, whoever you follow will kill you, who dares to take you in? Whoever you say you're going to blame for your own bad luck!"

The more he spoke, the more excited he became. In the end, his finger almost hit Lu Bu's nose. Of course, he could hit Lu Bu's nose at the highest point now...

Lu Bu's face was unstable, but he shouted: "Ding Yuan regards me as a slave, and he has no official position at all. Besides, his weak power, how can he make achievements? Although Dong Zhuo was cruel, he knew that I was a hero in the world. He only hated him for being arrogant and arrogant, with a bad temper, and humiliated me several times. He thought how could I, Lu Bu, be bullied by him? Killing him, would be killed. What are the sayings of betraying the Lord? Repeated words: Liu Bei's son first surrendered to Gongsun Zan, attached to Tao Qian, surrendered to Cao Cao, and then surrendered to me. After me, he surrendered to Yuan Shao and Liu Biao, running around the world, like a dog that was a lost family. If I say I was unfaithful and unrighteous, how could he be worthy of the word "loyalty and righteous"? He refused to surrender to others. I, Lu Bu, was a real man, willing to live in others for a long time?"

Lu Bu said something, and everyone was silent. Liu Bei grabbed the last rice spoon in his hand, sighed and said, "Brother, this is reasonable. Killing Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo is no big deal. The world is divided and the heroes compete for the victory. It is originally the only fist that has a big fist. But you lack a little skill. Also, if you lose, you are tired of being the title of the world's number one. You have too many desires and always feel that you are invincible in the world. If you can be more humble, why is this?"

Feng Chou waved his hands: "Dide Dede De, no one fought with you for more than a thousand years of lawsuits. I just hope you can forget the past. Besides, Brother Lu, you are boring to get old accounts now. You shot halberds at Xuzhou gate to help Brother Liu, but your Xuzhou was originally just robbing Brother Liu? They took you in first, but you robbed other people's territory. Are you embarrassed? Everyone grabs territory like playing games. If you lose, you will follow the rules and get out. You are fine. If you lose, you will rush up to scratch your face. I am so embarrassed for you..."

"Whoever wants to make trouble again? Cancel this special holiday, sentence plus five hundred years, and transfer to the eighteenth level of hell."

Cui Ming suddenly said this, and Lu Bu glanced at him, snorted, and then gradually returned to his original state. He sat on the sofa and shouted: "I won't watch TV with him!"

"...Okay, okay, we don't allow him to watch TV!" Fan Chou said amused and crying.

"I have to work hard for you to be the master of Cui, and I feel the truth." Liu Bei was still pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, with a loyal and honest demeanor, completely forgot that he had just harmed all the pots and pans of Wanchou's family.

Cui Ming ignored him and asked, "What's wrong with me, a fishing expert, who can't catch big fish?"

He took out his Apple phone, skillfully pressed out the fishing game, hit a few nets at a big fish, and then handed it to the nose helplessly.

"Okay, Brother Cui, I've played so well, I'll take a look..."

After a few glances, Fan Chou understood. It turns out that Cui Ming has always used a level 1 network. It is a hell to catch a big fish. Uh... it can't catch even if you see a ghost.

"You have to use a level 7 network, adjust it to the highest level, and use it as much as possible for one network to use it when the laser cannon is seen."

"Oh oh oh, I know, this old old Qiao, why didn't you tell me to use the level 7 network..."

"Who?"

"Old Qiao, he taught me how to use this phone. I didn't expect that this guy is also a rookie in fishing..."

Ah, so that's the case, no wonder he made it so easy...

This time, Lu Bu and Liu Bei stopped making trouble. Dou E slowly floated out of the room, looked at Lu Bu, and greeted Liu Bei in a low voice: "The little woman has met Uncle Liu."

"Oh, he is still the emperor's uncle." Taishan said blindly. He didn't move at all on the ceiling just now. It seemed that his nerves were strong enough.

"Uncle Emperor, no," Lu Bu said viciously.

"This is a bad statement. I am the great-grandson of Emperor Xiaojing of Han after King Jing of Zhongshan..."

Feng Chou was a little too big, and stopped Liu Bei, who was full of energy and looked like a charlatan, and hummed and said to him: "You should take down Brother Liu, don't mention your unmatched relative, even Puyi's distant grandson has to go to work now..."

Cui Ming said patiently: "If you are the one with the surname Liu, no matter how hard you are, I will bring your ancestor Liu Bang to deal with you. The Han Dynasty has long been gone. Is your trick no longer useful? Is it true that you are pretending to be a big-tail wolf?"

After saying that, Cui Ming left with a wave of his hand. Liu Bei looked at Wanchou awkwardly and smiled. Wanchou looked at these non-humans and suddenly remembered a question and said puzzledly: "Why have you never seen him in hell before? Didn't you say that you were serving your sentence in a hell? Brother Lu, don't you know that Brother Liu is coming too?"

Lu Bu snorted: "Our little hell is divided into ten zones, and each one does not interact with each other. Of course, I don't know. If I had known that he was there, I..."

Dou E Yanran said: "If I had known you wouldn't have been able to rush over..."

Fan Chou suddenly said, "I understand, is there the most vicious evil ghost in every district, that is, the ten big ghosts that the underworld wants to capture?"

"Yes, Mr. Fan can understand it at a glance, that's true."

"Yeah, that's fine. I have to leave. Brother Liu, please do it yourself. Just don't watch TV with Brother Lu. If you are hungry, look for Dou Dou..."

Dou E smiled and said, "No need to worry, there is nothing left at night, so I just got some pickles to throw them to the ground..."

Fan Chou sighed and turned his head and left, and when he arrived at the door, he turned around and shouted, "Dou Dou sweep the ground and clean it up."

"Okay..."

Fan Chou hurried to the residential area yesterday and found that Xia Bing had arrived and was talking to Guo Cuzi outside the car. Guo Cuzi did not wear sunglasses this time, and his eyes were squinting. He didn't know what he said, which made Xia Bing stunned and nodded repeatedly, with admiration on his face.

"I'll tell you Xia Bing, don't believe what he said, especially don't let him see his palms. This old guy..."

"I have finished reading it. The old man said that I am rich and destined to be with Bing. I should have a cold drink room. Look how accurate it is." Xia Bing said with a smile.

"Then I told him yesterday..."

Guo Crook, who had a vulgar face, smiled like an old fox who had just eaten a small tender chicken. He followed Xia Bing and Wan Choo into the community and came to Xia Bing's villa.

It was very strange that the moonlight was hidden outside just now, but at this time, it was already pitch black around, and there seemed to be thick black fog floating in the air, rolling around.

Fengchou's thoughts moved slightly, and a rapid reminder sound immediately sounded in his ears.

"Within 200 meters around, 58 escaped ghosts were found. Please capture them immediately!"
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