Chapter 2 The underworld is in trouble
"What?! You are..."
Fan Chou looked at the guy who called himself the brother-in-law of the King of Hell in surprise, and then looked at the light bulb above his head, and was stunned.
"You don't have to doubt that I have a high level of magic power. You little light bulb is not threatening me." The guy said expressionlessly.
"Uh...you mean, you're a ghost? Then why are you doing with my MP3 in your pocket?"
"This thing is called MP3? What's the purpose?" The guy naturally took out the MP3 from his pocket and asked curiously.
"...I listen to music, but this one has been broken long ago..."
"What about this?" the man pointed to the counterfeit big apple in his hand and asked again.
“……....... for phone calls…”
"What is calling?" The man seemed to be very idiotic.
Wanchou felt that he was about to collapse again, so he said weakly: "Don't pretend to be a buddy, I'll give you my brother-in-law to the King of Hell, I'll give you the second uncle of Hell. Come on, you see, you're doing worse than me. I have a Cappa, and it's yours. There are still half a pig's hooves in the refrigerator. You can eat them, but the refrigerator door is broken. Be careful not to hit the foot when it is opened. You should do whatever you should do afterwards."
In fact, he was embarrassed to say that Capa bought it for 29 at a street stall last year. When he came back, he saw the two villains face to face and had no nerve to wear it. As for the pig's hooves, it was probably almost gone, because the refrigerator was not plugged in at all. Feng Qiao felt that it would save electricity like this!
Unexpectedly, the man listened with a puzzled look and said, "You don't believe what I said? I am really the brother-in-law of the King of Hell."
"...Okay, I believe that you are the brother-in-law of the King of Hell. Go and chew the pig's hooves and go back to the underworld. The world is too dangerous and not suitable for you to come up..."
The man tilted his head and looked at Wanchou, and suddenly slammed his fingers.
"Bang"
The lights in the room suddenly went out, Wan Cho was startled, and then with another "bang", the lights lit up again.
The man looked at the stunned Wan Chou and said proudly: "Do you believe it this time? Tell you, if I don't want you to turn on the lights, you won't be able to turn on at all."
As he said that, the man pointed to the water cup on the table, and the water cup flew up slowly. In the stunned eyes, he flew directly to his head. He slammed and poured half of the water on his head, and then fell on the bed.
This time, Tianchou really believed it. He was so scared that he lay on the bed and said with tears in his eyes: "I said, "Brother Ghost, I just wrote some ghost stories. Why do I come to me? I won't write it again? I won't let you sleep in the middle of the night..."
The man was stunned and said a little embarrassedly: "Oh, too, then I'll come back during the day..."
As he said that, he turned around and was about to leave. Suddenly, he turned around and said viciously: "Damn, you have forgotten what you have come to do if you are disturbed. Get up and go with me and talk about your counterfeit currency!"
"Fake money?" Wanchou was stunned again. Is this person from the underworld or the government?
"That's right, you guy just burned 100 million yuan of fake coins into the underworld. The amount is very huge, the circumstances are particularly serious, and the impact is particularly bad. It has caused great adverse effects on the financial circulation in the underworld. In particular, it has caused great damage to my reputation. So, let's go with my underworld!" the man said viciously.
Feng Chou was shocked. The charge of 1 billion yuan of counterfeit coins is quite serious. Why did you burn paper and get the counterfeit coins?
"I'm wronged. The wholesale market sells all the things that are the ones. I don't know whether it's true or not. Besides, I don't have the money detectors you have..." Fan Cho shouted, pulling his hair.
"Stop talking nonsense. I just took out your money and let people recognize it as a counterfeit currency. If you are unlucky, you will lose yourself. Today you have to leave, and you have to leave if you don't leave..."
The man said angrily, with a casual move, and suddenly felt that his eyes were dark and he knew nothing.
The man put Yan Cai's cell phone into his pocket, snapped his fingers, and the light disappeared, then turned around. After the air rippled, there was nothing in the room.
Floating and drowsy, when the Cang opened his eyes again, the world around him had changed.
This is a dark place, as if it was a room, dark and yin.
There was a table in front of me, and someone sat behind the table, wearing an official uniform, with a gloomy face and a big beard. The brother-in-law of the King of Hell stood beside him.
"Tell me about your counterfeit currency!" said the brother-in-law of the King of Hell.
"that……"
Fan Chou was worried, what should I say? How could he burn a piece of paper to make such a big lawsuit? Is that paper money really fake? But it’s wrong. The money was burned to the pervert. She couldn’t come here to report me, right?
"I said, Cui Ming, you really caught someone..."
The man sitting behind the table suddenly spoke, but his tone was full of pretentiousness.
"Why don't you arrest me? Judge Lu, do you know how harmful this guy is in society? It's a fake currency of 1 billion yuan!"
The brother-in-law of the King of Hell said angrily.
"Well, Cui Ming is right. The counterfeit currency is very serious. You are now in the underworld and you are a criminal. This judge punishes you with two hundred years in prison and then goes to a farmer's house to be a pig. Do you have anything to say?"
Judge Lu said sarcastically.
"Of course I have something to say, why should I be sentenced to two hundred years? I am innocent. The paper money sold in the store is all that thing. I don't know whether it is true or false. I don't have the money detector like you... Can you give you a fake RMB?" Fan Chou shouted unwillingly.
"Hey, it's reasonable. Such a sentence is indeed inappropriate. He should be released without acquit." The judge touched his beard and suddenly realized.
"You..." Wanchou was speechless. This person is a confused person, a fence-between, just his IQ is the judge?
"I said Cui Ming, this is your fault. You said you owe me one billion, and you can't go to the world to rob. Besides, the money is no longer circulated in the underworld, don't you know?"
"How can I know money? I don't even pay for the restaurants in Fengdu City..." Cui Ming was quite reasonable.
"I protest, I strongly request to send me back!" Fan Chou understood a little. This guy was arresting someone privately.
"Send you back? I can't go back!" Cui Ming, the brother-in-law of the Prince of Hell, didn't care.
"Why? I didn't commit a death sentence!" Van Cho shouted.
"You think the underworld is owned by your family. You can come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want. Let me tell you that there are basically no one who comes here."
"Who the fuck wants to come? You obviously forced me to catch me. Do you believe me or not, I will sue you if I go to the King of Hell?"
"You go and sue, the King of Hell is my brother-in-law anyway..."
"Damn, you..."
"Okay, stop arguing." Judge Lu began to smooth things over. "Cui Ming, what's right, why should I arrest you? If you want to make trouble with your brother-in-law, you have to be punished for robbery. Just send the person back."
After he said this, Cui Ming was a little silent. Judge Lu continued: "Well, you should have lived to be 73. In the Mid-Autumn Festival that year, you choked to death with mooncakes. It was indeed wrong for Cui Ming to arrest you so early. However, the underworld has the rules of the underworld. It would be really hard to go back. Don't glar at me. There is no wrongdoing in any dynasty or generation. This underworld is no exception, so..."
When Ms. Lu said this, he glanced at Wan Chou and saw his face getting ugly. He hurriedly said, "Actually, Mr. Cui arrested you without the approval of the underworld, which means there was no formalities. It was logical that you could let you go back. However, you were rushing to the scene. It was not a good day today. It happened to be the sixteenth day of July. The Ghost Gate was just closed last night and it was not allowed to open again within seven days. In other words, except for us civil servants, there are ghosts that are reported normally, no one else is allowed to enter and exit. The Ghost King of Dali led people to patrol day and night these days. If he wanted to send you out within these days, it would be more difficult than climbing the sky."
"Does it take seven days to go back?" Fan Chou understood and asked anxiously.
Judge Lu sighed and said, "You will be a ghost if you die for seven days. Don't you know? If you really wait until seven days later, you will die at that time, maybe even your bones will be ashes..."
"No? Damn, you guys play with me..." Van Chou jumped all the time.
"Uh..." Ms. Lu touched his chin, looking embarrassed, as if he had been thinking for a long time before saying, "Unless you become a civil servant in the underworld, you will be free to enter and exit."
"Civil servant? Lao Lu, you are just thinking about it. Where did you get the staff? I think it's almost the same to let him be a temporary worker." Cui Ming also began to come up with ideas.
"Temporary worker? I'll think about it." Judge Lu thought for a long time and slapped his thigh.
"Yes, I really have something to do. I could have someone to do. I could have another ghost messenger, but for your Mr. Cui's business, this kid is also very pitiful. Let him go. Want to do a short worker for the underworld, are you willing?"
Fan Chou stared at him without saying a word. He had already seen that these two guys had no good intentions since the beginning. The ultimate goal was to make him do something for the last sentence!
"What's the matter? Tell me." The person was under the eaves, and the scope had no choice but to come down and talk about it first.
"Actually, it's not a big deal. Uh, that's it. A few days ago, there were just a few ghosts running away from the underworld..."
Judge Lu told the story lightly.
It turned out that two months ago, the two of them fought against Landlord, the brother-in-law of the King of Hell, that Cui Ming, who lost to Judge Lu for one billion, but he borrowed money from gambling debts, but no one was willing to lend him. Judge Lu gloated and was so happy that he drank a little more wine. As a result, he forgot to close the door after patrolling the small hell he was responsible for. In this way, the ghosts in hell were no restraint. In addition, some people encouraged him, and there was a riot. Most of them escaped and went to the world for a happy life. Judge Lu was very upset when he woke up, but he didn't dare to say that when he saw Wanchou today, he wanted to hand over this matter to him and catch all the ghosts one by one.
After hearing this, Fan Chou's head was full of black lines. It turned out that the underworld had caused trouble. Half of the ghosts in hell ran away. How many of them were called? He frowned and said, "Even if I promised you, how can I catch them? How can I bring them back?"
"You don't have to worry about this. There will naturally be something good for you later. In fact, this is only half of the task and the other half."
Wanchou said weakly: "Then you just finish it in one breath."
Judge Lu continued: "This other half is also related to this, but now it's too late to go back and let Cui Ming tell you."
Cui Ming said with a hee, "Old Lu, you've finished talking about it. What should I do about mine? I've found you a helper, my gambling debt..."
Judge Lu laughed and said, "If he can complete the task, your gambling debt will be written off."
After the two of them finished speaking, they slapped their high-highs at the same time, with a wicked smile on their faces.
Fan Chou sighed secretly, thinking that this time he had been plotting against these two ghosts, but it was lucky that he could still go back to this place.
Judge Lu raised his chest, squinted his eyes, looked at Cui Ming and Wanchou, and said slowly: "The only three of us know about this matter in heaven and earth..."
A black bracelet suddenly appeared in front of Fengcao, and a black light flashed and suddenly divided into two, and it clamped on his wrist with a click.
Wanchou stopped doing it: "Didn't you say I was let go? Why did the handcuffs come up..."
Judge Lu said seriously: "This is a magic weapon I have always treasured. Yin and Yang Double Jade Rings. Yin and Yuhuan can help you search for ghosts. Yang Yuhuan can help you catch ghosts. However, there are a lot of ghosts that ran away this time. Your mission is very difficult. At the same time, there are ten evil-level big ghosts. They are the main messengers of this hell riot. If you encounter it, be careful. Your ability is still relatively low. If you encounter it, it is best to stay away. It is not too late to catch it after upgrading. Until you catch it all and return it to the underworld, your mission is half completed."
"It's only halfway through the capture... How should I hand it over to you if I capture it? How to upgrade it?" Rancho was a little confused.
"I will go up to you from time to time and bring the caught back to the underworld." Cui Ming said, "As for upgrading, there will be a prompt when you catch a certain number of ghosts."
"Okay, I'm unlucky." Wanchou said listlessly. To be honest, this matter sounds like a good job, except to add some material to his ghost story.
"Don't be depressed. I've set it up for you. After you return to the world, Yin Yuhuan will automatically start the task, and then follow the task step by step."
As he said that, Judge Lu handed Wanchoao a black bowl and said, "This is a vessel for you to hold ghosts. It is a treasure of Buddhism, called Ruyi Golden Bowl. Go back and think about it yourself. Remember, you are the Yang who is used to be a temporary worker for the underworld this time. If you can't complete the task within a year, we will recycle the underworld together with you, go..."
Looking at Judge Lu with a smirk, Van Cho's teeth were itchy, but he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and asked quickly: "I said Judge Lu, are you the Judge Lu in the Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio? If so, can you do me a favor?"
Chapter completed!