He Mingxuan and Zhang Hai are a pair of good friends who love each other and fight each other.

How good is it?

They share the wife on Douyin. He Mingxuan met a beautiful lady on Douyin and would recommend it to Zhang Hai. Then Zhang Hai said to him that your wife is great, but now it is mine.

Then this beautiful young lady became their common wife.

The summer season is on, and these good friends have also made an appointment to go to the movie together.

However, the two had a disagreement on what movie to watch.

He Mingxuan wants to watch "The Gods 3", and Zhang Hai wants to watch "Transformers 5".

"Sand sculpture, Michael Bedou looks down on us so much, and he still goes to watch his movies?" He Mingxuan complained.

Zhang Hai blinked: "Then what, I'm not from Long."

He Mingxuan: "...Gou Ri's spy didn't watch "Transformers 5". The previous few "Transformers" were so bad."

"This movie is different. It is said that Michael Bay wants to create the Transformers Universe."

"What does the Transformers Universe have to do with me? Or is the myth of the Dragon Kingdom more like my taste."

"All domestic movies are blown up. Do you really believe that the special effects of "The Gods 3" are better than "Transformers 5"? Is it really a silly?" Zhang Hai said disdainfully.

He Mingxuan gave Zhang Hai a middle finger.

"Cameron personally said that the special effects of "The Gods 2" are the best in the world, and he always knows more than you."

"It's just a commercial bragging. I've checked the information. Cameron likes "The Three-Body Problem". At that time, Yue Guan called Cameron to Longguo and negotiated with him about the adaptation of "The Three-Body Problem". Cameron took the opportunity to praise "The Investiture of the Gods 2". You won't take it seriously, right?"

"It turns out that I am a spy, I know how to be a black man. I don't care, I will watch "The Investiture of the Gods 3"" He Mingxuan said.

Zhang Hai: "...get out, don't act spoiled by labor and capital."

The two did not reach an agreement.

He Mingxuan suggested: "Look at whoever we pee far away will listen to whom, how about it?"

Zhang Hai: "...Sand sculpture, can't we both finish watching it?"

"You're just afraid of losing."

"Haha, I'm afraid you will feel inferior, so as not to be ashamed of yourself."

...

The good friends fought each other and went to the closest cinema.

I forgot to say that the two of them shared a house, after all, they were good friends who owned the same wife.

After arriving at the cinema, the two bought tickets for "Transformers 5".

It’s not that He Mingxuan lost to Zhang Hai and was taken first by Zhang Hai, mainly because the first tickets for "The Gods 3" have been sold out, while "Transformers 5" has not yet.

Regarding this situation, He Mingxuan looked at Zhang Hai proudly: "Did you see it? The audience voted with their feet."

Zhang Hai smiled: "It's just a silly brainwashed like you. I bet that "The Gods 3" must be a piece of shit. After watching "Transformers 5", you can't even see the clumsy domestic special effects of "The Gods 3".

"Do you want to bet something?"

"If the special effects of "The Gods 3" are better than those of "Transformers 5", then I will never miss your wife again."

"roll."

He Mingxuan wanted Zhang Hai to "scam food and drink", but this mischievous man was so cunning that he was not deceived, and he was a little disappointed.

At this time, it was not a few minutes before "Transformers 5" was released. The two quickly checked their tickets and then went to the cinema to prepare for the movie.

Zhang Hai was a little excited.

He grew up abroad and Transformers was one of his childhood and feelings, so he has always had a special relationship with the Transformers series.

He was also very excited about the idea of ​​"Transformers 5" to create the Transformers universe.

If the universe of "Transformers" takes shape, it might have the influence of Avengers if it continues to develop. For a fan of Transformers who are sentimental, you will be climaxed just by thinking about it.

Then, Zhang Hai was hit critically.

"What kind of plot is broken?" Zhang Hai complained.

He turned his head and took a look.

He Mingxuan opened his mouth wide, and his saliva had already flowed to the corner of his mouth, and he was obviously asleep.

Zhang Hai: "…"

Seeing He Mingxuan sleeping so well, he also wanted to go to bed.

The main reason is that the plot of "Transformers 5" is so bad that even fans of his feelings can't stand it.

Optimus Prime, who has always protected the earth as his hometown, suddenly turned black in "Transformers 5", tearing the bumblebee with his hands, and then suddenly awakened because of a affectionate confession by the bumblebee...

The whole drama has no story or logic, it is all routine, it is smelly and long, and it is full of urine points throughout the whole process. Moreover, advertisements from Long Kingdom can be seen everywhere. The more Zhang Hai watches, the more he doubts that "Transformers 5" is not a Transformers series, but an advertisement made by Long Kingdom's company, with some movie plots mixed in between.

The capital of the Real Dragon State invaded Hollywood and smashed Hollywood down.

Seeing that at the end, Zhang Hai also fell asleep.

Until the movie was finished, Zhang Hai and He Mingxuan woke up leisurely and wiped the corners of their mouths at the same time.

A fat brother in his twenties around the two wanted to applaud, but the audience stopped him with silence.

Leaving the screening hall of "Transformers 5", He Mingxuan turned on the poisonous tongue mode: "This is your five-star strongly promoted "Transformers"? It's really bad, it's very consistent with your taste."

Zhang Hai could not refute, so he could only force himself: "Michael Bet is too trash and did not shoot the essence of "Transformers" at all."

"The essence of "Transformers"? Isn't it the Autobot's transformation?" He Mingxuan said.

Zhang Hai: "…"

In fact, the best way is simple. If "Transformers" can be transformed and filmed well around the Autobots, it will be a great success.

Unfortunately, the way is simple, but people are very complicated.

After watching "Transformers 5", Zhang Hai no longer wants to be tortured in the cinema.

But He Mingxuan did not let him run away.

"I haven't even watched "The Gods 3" yet, don't rush to leave."

"Transformers 5 is so bad, but "Tengeon 3" is only worse." Zhang Haidao.

"There is no right to speak without investigation. You can only say that Transformers 5 is a bad one, and I will talk about it after watching "The Gods 3".

"You can finish watching it after watching it. At worst, you can be disgusted again. I'll put it here. Longguo can't shoot a good special effects blockbuster."

Two and a half hours later.

Zhang Hai's face was swollen.

He Mingxuan beat him up.

After watching "The Gods 3", He Mingxuan felt that his blood was boiling, and he could not control himself without moving to punch.

So he bravely rushed towards Zhang HaiA.

Then the two of them played GG together.

"You are sick, why are you hitting me?" Zhang Hai was furious.

He Mingxuan laughed with his hips: "Spy, I'll ask if you agree? Is "The Gods 3" good to watch?"

Zhang Hai: "…"

I'm talking about it, it looks really good.

He was convinced.

It turned out that he thought "Transformers 5" would beat "Tenshirts 3".

Now it seems that the beating is a beating.

But the order of the front and back was changed a little.
Chapter completed!