Chapter 8 Classic Internet Fraud
"In ancient times, famous generals said that they used troops to gather and disperse as usual! Sima Fa said: The stairs formation was like a thousand people, who were like a rock, and the champion Hou Yong cavalry, either walking above the nine heavens or hiding under the nine springs, wandering around! Wang had been confused before in these ancient ways of fighting strategies. Now looking at General Lu's soldiers, these ancient soldiers said bluntly that Wang had just opened the toilet!"
On the school ground, the huge cowhide drums were pounding, and amid the boiling cry of blood, the neat infantry in full armor carried a large shield on their backs, holding a long halberd about two meters in their hands, pressing forward like a wall. Beside them, the cavalry with a spear under their armpits was as erratic as a poisonous snake poking its head. It could kill human life with a sudden mouth. Under the lids of several large umbrellas, Wang Hou was also fighting against the lotus, and the saliva was splashing there.
He really regretted that he shouldn't have found a small company to work honestly, but should have been a commentator, live broadcast, or something. In that case, he wouldn't have been working overtime in the middle of the night and was hit by an unethical demon in this era.
But life is like being able to do something. If you can't resist, you have to accept your fate. After a little lament, Wang Hou was very energetic to manage his praising career.
"With the iron cavalry like this, no wonder the flying general rushed to Zhang Yan's formation many times back then. Every time he cut his head, he returned like a grape. This really opened Wang's eyes!"
His spit was splashing, and Cao Hongjie, the little sissy behind him, was already numb, his eyes were straight, and he was wandering there. But in Lu Bu's ears, he still felt that he had met too late, because Wang Hou was not straightforward and flattering, and he was so good at fighting. The praise was mixed with his later generations. He read the famous military quotes copied from the official account, and took out the examples of the battle he had fought. He had never read a book, so he could not tell many ways to fight, but Wang Hou could explain it and pointed out the subtle points. When he heard Lu Bu's ears, it was as if he was urging him in an itchy place, which was so comfortable that he was completely out of the way.
"Mr. Wang is really a confidant of Bu! You should be a big deal! Drink! Hahahaha!"
With a big smile, Lu Bu picked up a bowl of wine on the school ground and suddenly picked up the wine bowl at Wang Hou. He drank the full bowl in one gulp. Seeing him serving the wine, Wang Hou was not vague. After pouring a full glass of wine for himself, he raised his head and angrily fucked it without a drop. However, after drinking it, he couldn't help but grin.
No wonder the ancients drank jars at a time. The rice wine brewed only about ten degrees, which was about the same level as beer in later generations. However, the brewing technology in this era was obvious and the war was in chaos, and Wang Hou's tongue was a little numb. To be honest, he really didn't understand why the bearded ancients were willing to drink this terrible thing.
However, this is also a way of wealth. There is no distilled high-level wine these days. If you survive this disaster, you must play tricks. If you can drink a few historical celebrities to death, it will be considered as changing history yourself, right?
After drinking, Wang Hou held his fists against each other again with a rippling face.
"In the past, I heard that Lord Lu shot his halberd at the gate and retreated thousands of troops with one arrow. Wang admired his heroic posture. I wonder if Wang had this good fortune today. I admire General Lu's archery skills like living?"
"It's just a trick! Since Lord Wang likes it, why dare to postpone it? Haha, come and take my bow!"
After a big step, amid the sound of thunderous drums, the rapid horse's hooves suddenly sounded, and the red rabbit in the horse was carrying the man Lu Bu suddenly emerged from the Bingzhou iron cavalry like a poisonous snake, and a flower-carved bow was pulled by him like a full moon.
However, just as Wang Hourao was watching the martial arts performance with interest, several pairs of eyes were staring at him.
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Where there are people, the rivers and lakes in Xuzhou are particularly deep!
The old Xuzhou was in power, Tao Qian, but Tao Qian, who started his family in the fight against the Yellow Turbans, was not a local force in Xuzhou. As the main force of his reliance on the Danyang soldiers, one of the top ten elite soldiers of the Three Kingdoms, came from Yangzhou. His most trusted Danyang general was Cao Bao. Later, Lu Bu married Cao Bao's daughter and planned to seize Liu Bei's Xuzhou with Cao Bao. Most of the Danyang soldiers were merged into the Bingzhou Corps by him. They are currently regarded as Lu Bu's main force.
After the Danyang army had no good generals. After Cao Bao was killed by Zhang Fei, the core figures were the powerful generals brought by Lu Bu from Bingzhou, including Hou Cheng, Wei Xu, Song Xian, and some small officials left by Tao Qian.
But there is still a capable person among them, that is Chen Gong!
In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, this old boy fled with Mr. Cao, and was crazy about his life with Mr. Cao, killing Lu Boshe's family. After hearing the famous saying of Mr. Cao, he would rather tell me to let the world down than let the world down, he felt that he was not a wise minister and left him, and followed Lu Bu wholeheartedly.
After all, Romance is Romance. In real history, the reason why Chen Gong and Cao Cao turned against each other is not that noble. Chen Gong was born as a gentry, became famous at a young age, and they were also famous people in the country. Pay attention, famous people! Famous gentry.
After Cao Cao became the magistrate of Yanzhou, he was considered a friend of Chen Gong. Bian Rang and other large groups of local celebrities relying on their reputation and family backers. They did not take General Cao, the eunuch, seriously and fought with Cao Cao everywhere. However, they did not notice that this was no longer an era of rampant gentry. Troubled times have arrived. The feudal etiquette established by the Eastern Han Dynasty has collapsed and music. The warlords holding military power are the grandfather! Cao always killed these famous scholars without hesitation.
This touched Chen Gong's rebellion. Chen Gong thought that he was a member of the gentry, but Cao Cao destroyed the rule of the gentry, and was naturally regarded as a death. Then Chen Gong was like a scumbag girl in later generations, who asked Mr. Cao, the husband, who wanted a house and car, and the old king next door... Well, the old Lu next door, sent a sect to him, and Chen Gong accompanied him to shake the bed! He betrayed Liu Bei with Lu Bu, and took advantage of Cao Cao's eastward expedition to Xuzhou and led Lu Bu into Yanzhou behind his back. He almost killed Mr. Cao.
However, relying on his childhood friend and skillful skills, Cao Cao, who was in the end, took back Yanzhou and drove his famous scholar Chen Gong and Lu Bu to Xiaopei in shame.
Therefore, the one who is most alert and hates Cao Cao the most is Chen Gong! Now the court is a puppet, and the envoy sent by Emperor Xian of Han is equivalent to Cao Cao's envoy. On the first day of Wang Hou's arrival, he was particularly hostile, and his face was lengthened as if he owed him 1,200 taels.
But in the past two days, Chen Gong was a little inaccurate and had no tricks! Wang Hou is so flattering! He is simply a professional flatterer! He is so flattering that he is almost throwing away his lord Cao Cao's old face!
Generally, being so humble is almost a political signal, that is, the political faction he is in is almost out of reach! He can only come over and ask for help and mercy with kind words.
The problem is, Cao Cao is almost out of reach?
Although he did not lead his army to fight, Chen Gong also buried nails in Liu Bei's army. The information he obtained was that Cao's army was unstoppable, and Yuan Shu could not resist and had escaped from Shouchun City. Although this battle almost ended here, Cao Cao's military rations could not support his long-term siege, but it was all the great victory of Cao's army and the great decline of Yuan's morale. Cao Cao was still far away from it!
Then the next one may be a fake attack! Cao Cao's target has already targeted his boss Lu Bu and Xuzhou. He will send this kid to touch the bottom and relax the guards of Xuzhou!
In terms of surveying, I don’t know how much this kid has done, but in terms of relaxing his vigilance, Wang Houke did it very well. Looking at Lu Bu who was holding up the diamond bow and shouting there, Chen Gong had a gloomy face and couldn’t help but shake his head, and then suddenly turned around and looked over.
This is the helplessness of this era. He knew that the enemy was around him, but he had no choice but to do anything to him. Chen Deng, a representative of Xuzhou local sect who was fighting for power with outsiders such as the Bingzhou sect of Danyang sect, sat less than two meters away from him, frowned and weighed something. As if he was thinking about it, he actually turned his head slightly. The eyes of the two Chens were intertwined with embarrassment, and at the same time, he snorted coldly, and then turned his head away at the same time.
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This military parade showing off Xuzhou's military power to angels was also a complete success. That night, Brother Lu Bu Lu was very happy and once again ordered a banquet.
Although I looked like a bear-like man in Xia Pi City, Brother Lu’s family has really built a good house with a large tiled house of hundreds of square meters, red pillars and green beams. The only thing that is uncomfortable is that there is no table and I have to kneel down. Even if there is a soft cushion, Wang Hou’s thighs are numb.
In the hall, more than a dozen musicians were holding the monkey and playing the piano, and the music was so slow that they were so slow that they were dozing off. The only thing that made Wang Hou a little excited was that the girl dancing the Sang dance in the middle was really good. Although she was not as bold as the half-bold breasts of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, the authentic slightly green Hanfu wrapped around her slender waist and her big sleeves swaying with her pregnancy, which was really pleasing to the eye.
However, tonight was the top priority, so he glanced at the girl twice, and Wang Hou quickly closed his eyebrows and eyes. The energy-boosting and smiling look in the past two days was revealed.
Brother Lu is really not very emotional. He, Wang Hou, has been posing like this, and he didn't know how to ask, and he was still half drunk and holding the wine glass in a daze.
"Tuqiu, we hit it off at first sight! Come and have another drink!"
He was not enlightened, so he had to speak on his own initiative, picked up the wine glass, and sighed deeply, but he immediately put it down again.
"Brother Lu, I can't drink it for you!"
Lu Bu was moody. God knew if he could kill him because he didn't drink and give him face. Logically, he should have waited until Lu Bu asked why he told him about it. But Wang Hou was really afraid that he would turn against him, so he quickly looked sad and came out like a cannon.
"The Lord is worried about the insulting of the minister, and the Lord is insulting his death! Wang came here with his Majesty's instructions, and was fed with rich clothes and sweet wine. But His Majesty still couldn't eat enough food in the palace, and his clothes were not covered, so he couldn't even light a lamp!"
"Prime Minister Cao is embarrassed. Everyone in Xuchang eats one food a day. Even Your Majesty can only eat two food a day. Every night, he is hungry and tragic. I think about it. I am really like a knife to cut my heart for you!"
Thinking about the comfort of my previous generations in later generations, food, drink and computers to play, in this era, I was really worried about losing my head at any time when I was eating braised vegetables. I whispered for a few whispers, Wang Hou really squeezed out tears, lowered her head and wiped her old face with her big sleeve.
After a while, Brother Lu, who was silly holding his wine glass, finally sighed and shook his head with emotion.
"Your Majesty is so miserable. That old thief Cao is really not a minister! Where is the granary? Allocation of some cloth, grain and grass to Brother Wang! It is also considered as my loyalty to me, Mr. Lu!"
Chapter completed!