Chapter 82 Thief Damage
Even later generations, Mr. Lu Xun had a famous article "On "Fuck"". Swearing words, like the profound Chinese language and literature, have a long history and a long history. However, the golden period of its development began in the Song Dynasty and reached its peak in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, and in the Han Dynasty, it was still in a subtle budding stage.
Like the famous killer in the Book of Songs, the mouse in the Book of Songs compares people to rats, and the famous killer Zhuge Villageman who scolded Wang Hou's family to death. I have never seen such a shameless person before! It is already the peak of the swearing words of this era! At this level, the era of Internet keyboard warriors that gathered with Wang Hou's trolls is simply called how Milita's light competes with the sun and the moon.
However, cursing people is to insult and belittle the other party, and to do everything possible to make the other party angry. If even this unlucky person who was insulted is not there, even if the swearing lotus is blooming..., Uh, what if the sputtering tank is smearing? I will naturally not get angry if I can't hear it. So in the curious eyes of Cao Cao and Chen Deng on the snow mountain, Wang Hou didn't say a swearing at all, but now he keeps getting close to him.
"Is Lu Xuzhou here? I'm Wang Hou! I visited you before!"
"It's me, Xiao Wang!"
"Wen Hou, Xiao Wang, I'm here to visit you!"
"Oh? It's Xiao Wang!"
Before Wang Hou could start scolding, he seemed to have suffered a loss first. A strong magnetic and full of energy sound also had a smile on his face, and suddenly rang at the West City Gate.
This grandson didn't pretend to be in vain. When he heard the praises that the group leader Wang Hou had come, Lu Bu was so proud that he appeared at the Xiapi City Gate with his long spear.
Not to mention, Wang Hou is so popular. Brother Lu remembers that he didn't say anything about society, and even took the initiative to say hello to him.
"Oh? You! Someone remembers! What did you do? Could it be that Cao thief is already hungry and sleepy, and he is at a loss, so he asked for peace! Ha! Okay! For your sake, Wang Tuqiu, someone can let him live!"
He is worthy of being the world's number one brave man, which is completely different from the times he wanted to surrender in the Romance. Until now, Lu Bu is still full of momentum. The cold air that makes him laugh seemed to buzz. This momentum, Yu Jinjun, who was full of confidence, couldn't help but change his face slightly, and Zhao Yun's relaxed look also slightly restrained.
However, just as all the Cao troops were waiting for Wang Houyi to refute the war and verbally fight, Wang Hou actually pretended to be a grandson in public, still holding his fist. His old face smiled as if he was about to drip honey, and he bowed heavily.
"Wen Hou, that, my prime minister just got a pile of charcoal, and now he has eaten so much that he can't freeze for the time being, so he will not withdraw his troops for the time being. The subordinate officials are their own masters, and in the name of the prime minister, he will use some rumors from the defeated soldiers of some merchants and brigades in Bingzhou and Guanzhong to scold you! Fortunately, the prime minister also has a big battle in the wild. You are a major general and can't defeat the prime minister, so no matter what the subordinate officials say, don't take it to heart, don't come out!!!"
"This waste!!!"
Cao Cao's beautiful beard couldn't help but tremble and turned his head speechlessly. Wang Hou was too disgusting his morale. Now he regretted sending Wang Hou to curse.
However, just when Mr. Cao was disappointed, Guo Jia, who was playing with Cao Cao's telescope, looked at the city gate, but a playful smile appeared on his face.
After all, Lu Bu is a strong man in Guanzhong! But Wang Hou's seemingly timid and discouraged words just now emphasized one thing.
You can't beat him!
Under Lu Bu's slightly uncomfortable expression and the Fang Tian Huaji who was unnaturally raised and fell, he had already entered the trap.
But after all, he is a hero. After all, he smiled forcibly. Lu Bu also held Fang Tian Hua Ji and clasped his fists: "Wang Tuqiu, I have recorded what you said. Don't worry, no matter what you say, Lu will not care about you!"
"Then the official will offend him!"
He also bowed with fists, but Wang Hou lowered his head again without saying anything, and shouted at his personal soldiers.
"Humanity said that Mr. Lu Wen was capricious and insulted his three surnames slaves! But do you know? Mr. Wen was forced to do so! He had no choice! Everyone in the world wronged Mr. Wen!"
As a typical example of cheating, even Lu Bu, who even killed two adoptive fathers, defended himself speechlessly. Unexpectedly, Wang Hou actually spoke up for himself. For a moment, he widened his eyes in disbelief. These words were too unexpected. Yu Jin, who was next to him, shouted loudly at the top of his voice.
"Tuke Shu asked for rest and talk nonsense. Everyone knows that Lu Thief killed his adoptive father Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo in order to seek fame and fortune. He is really a capricious villain. How come he became an unjust?"
Waiting for the steps, Wang Hou was immediately excited and pointed a sword at Yu Jin's face.
"Do you know why Mr. Wen wanted to kill Ding Yuan?"
"This spring, I measured the land in Puyang and met Lu Chen, a personal guard who was broken up due to injury in the battle of Yanzhou. From him, Wang got a shocking secret of the year. Ding Yuan was fair and loyal, but he was a completely shameless person. This person is not only lustful, but also has an amazing disgusting habit, that is, he is a good man and likes men!"
"More than once, he had seen with his own eyes that Marquis Wen was recruited into the tent by the old man Dadingyuan in the name of father and son, and then the tent was filled with the painful and desperate screams of Marquis Wen! More than once!"
In an instant, Lu Bu on the city gate building was dumbfounded, and Wang Hou's personal soldiers who were watching the fun were dumbfounded. Even Cao Cao, Chen Deng, Guo Jia, and Yang Xiu and Cheng Yu on the snow-capped mountain were dumbfounded! Even Cao and Lu's army who were facing each other grew up in disbelief when they heard Wang Hou's roar.
There is also this gossip news, this melon is so fragrant!
Just as Lu Bu was stunned, Wang Hou roared excitedly again.
"Why did Marquis Wen not kill Ding Yuan in such an insult? But at that time he did not take action, but chose to endure and let Ding Yuan insult and invade him again and again, not because he was afraid of death. In fact, Marquis Wen had not served the country with martial arts! He did not let the Han Empire die so easily!"
"Wang Tu is asking you to talk nonsense!"
He was so angry that he almost fainted. Lu Bu, who had just said that he would never have been calculating with Wang Hou, stared at his eyes and roared in anger. However, Wang Hou's roar was louder than his roar. The personal soldiers in front of him, who were full of gossip fire, even carried several bronze trumpets for him to amplify the sound, full of excitement and regret. Wang Hou suppressed Lu Bu's roar with a loud voice and continued to scream excitedly.
"Mr. Wen, Wang knows that you are thinking about the relationship between father and son and protecting Ding Yuan's last bit of face, but you have suffered too much grievances. Today, in front of the heroes of the world, Wang must say! Ding Yuan is such a beast, if you were you, will you kill him!!!"
"kill!"
"Kill! Kill!!!"
It was not only Cao Jun who was fooled by Wang Hou. Several Lu Jun on the city wall couldn't help but hold up their long spears and shout. Then the angry Lu Bu directly held the Fang Tian Hua Ji to settle the score with them. Wang Hou took the opportunity to speak nonsense again with hissing and trying his best.
"So after Wen Hou encountered Dong Zhuo, he killed Ding Yuan without hesitation. However, God was jealous of talent, but Wen Hou met someone wrongly, and Dong Zhuo was also a complete bastard!"
"Do you know? Before joining the army, Mr. Wen also had a beautiful and gentle wife in the village, that is Mrs. Ren. However, as Dong Zhuo killed the eunuch and settled in Chang'an, Wen Hou, who was chivalrous and tender, wanted to take Mrs. Ren, who suffered from suffering in the countryside to Chang'an at the first time. Who knew that this reception would have encountered disaster. On the way, Mrs. Ren, who was gentle and beautiful, was caught by Dong Zhuo who was lustful and forced to rob her back to the mansion and took her as a concubine!"
"Even if it is the wife of Lu Wenhou! Dong Zhuo, the beast, still doesn't listen at all, all night! Wen Hou stood guard in the courtyard with the Fangtian painting halberd, listening to his beloved woman screaming in pain under the beast Dong Zhuo, asking for help. Who can bear the torture?"
"But even so, in order to stabilize the Han Dynasty, Marquis Wen still..., Oh, Marquis Wen, why have you left the city? If you don't say it, can you really defeat the Prime Minister!!!"
Still there, he was singing an opera, Wang Hou was still "stirring" for Lu Bu. Unexpectedly, the west gate of Xia Pi City suddenly creaked and opened. The ice cubes poured on Chen Gong were crackling down and then they wore purple gold crowns, chain mail, and rode a red rabbit horse under his crotch. In his hand, Lu Wenhou, who had a halted blood square painting halberd, walked out of the city gate with red eyes.
Listening to Wang Hou's verbal language, he was roaring like a heart-wrenching roar.
"Wang Tuqiu!!!"
"I won't kill you! I won't be a human being!!!"
If it was Shan Tianfang's storytelling, it would be that the horse's hooves were clattering. Behind Lu Bu, the three thousand Bingzhou wolf cavalry were murderous and roared out. The waving Fangtian painting halberd was also rushing towards Wang Hou's dog head.
"I won't be angry if I don't say it! Wen Hou, you can't afford to pick your eyes!"
There is also a story that Lu Bu’s wife and Liu Bei must tell before he could tell him, but Lu Bu was about to run in front of him. Wang Hou’s legs were so scared that he fell off the horse and flew, whispering while thrusting on the ground.
"Hey! General Yu Jin, don't you say you should protect Wang? Come on!!!"
This skill is reliable for oneself. The first person to come back from the shock was that Zhao Yun was a gentian silver spear. He immediately slapped Lu Bu. But Lu Bu was famous all over the world and was not given in vain. Especially in his rage, the first shot of the Seven Snake Gun with his specialty was just stabbed out. Unexpectedly, Lu Bu dodged, and the heavy halberd head hit the barrel of Zhao Yun's protective gun, and with a bang, he slapped him down from the horse.
The Red Rabbit Horse was almost fifty meters away. In front of Wang Hou's hollow square formation, several personal soldiers raised their halberds to fight, but were slashed down by the lightning of the Fang Tian Huaji. Another burst of blood was raised with the sound of armor-breaking.
However, Wang Hou's troops and Zhao Yun's Tunwei were really well-trained. One group fell down, and the second group was brave and fearless, and they didn't ask for murder. The long halberd hooked Lu Bu's Fang Tian Hua Ji, entangled the terrifying world's number one general.
He roared angrily, but he waved the halberd left and right dozens of times but couldn't get rid of the entanglement of the Tunwei. Until the subsequent wolf cavalry came over, Lu Bu then threw away the heavy armored infantry. But when he came to his senses, Wang Hou had already pulled Cao Hongjie into the Cao army's army in a hurry. While walking, he was still furious and fisted to apologize. In front of him, Yu Jin and Xiahou Dun and Cao Ren led the tiger and leopard cavalry together, and also launched a fierce charge.
"Wang Tuqiu, I will kill you!!!"
With bloody eyes, Lu Bu held up Fang Tian Huaji without hesitation and rushed over in that direction!!!166 Reading Network
Chapter completed!