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Wanbingdong has become a sensation in a small area because of its strength. It is vaguely known that this small martial arts school actually has four or five elite masters. In addition, King Kang, who is the best in horse fighting, can be regarded as the first echelon in Yangyuan City.

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On a large scale, what attracted attention across the country after breaking out of the circle was naturally King Kang's five-minute breath-taking performance.

There are two versions of this video. One is the live broadcast version, which is only a little more than half of the video. Because it was too indecent, the live broadcast room was removed.

Another version is to record a short video and send it to the platform. This one is complete, but the platform does not allow it to be broadcast. It is circulated in various groups, and it spreads very quickly.

In the words of a well-known literary critic with the title of Ruffian: "I never thought that insults to people could be expressed in such a direct, detailed, dignified and elegant way without using curse words. The Chinese language is indeed broad and profound, and we have delayed the development of language.

The hind legs.

I once thought I could curse people, but now, I apologize to the public for my lack of knowledge. My words were just curse words at best. If they are not on the stage, how can they be considered curse words?"

King Kang had not expected this. Regarding the scolding formation, he could only scratch the surface of his uncle and his uncle, and his performance was not good, because normally he had to quote scriptures, but he was not familiar with the scriptures here, so it would be possible to mention them blindly.

If there are mistakes or omissions, or the other person may not understand what you said, then the scolding will be meaningless.

However, the disciples were quite well-behaved. I guess they were afraid that if they really pissed him off and he was dealt such a blow, they might really have trouble sleeping all night, and they might even have thoughts of death.

There are also ambitious people, such as Zhang Weigu. This kid found a strange sense of rhythm in King Kang's scolding words, and he was very interested in it. He hinted that he wanted to learn it several times.

In the end, King Kang was so annoyed that he gave him a page of contents: the world's top ten satirical literary works, a set of Chinese classical poetry, a set of ancient prose appreciation, and many analytical articles on local slang - this part is a linguistics paper.

Very hard to find.

Zhang Weigu has a lively temperament, so when he got the secret book, he had to show it off. His classmates were all amazed when they saw it. Song He was the first to say that he gave up. After looking at the catalog, he fell into the trap of being a scumbag and started to have a headache.

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Sha Yuehui was eager to give it a try. In the entertainment industry, the yin and yang weird language of half inner and half outer is very popular. This is "the art of language and prose", so she thought it was necessary to learn this, but: "Why are they all Confucian articles?

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Qian Mingli smiled and said: "Of course, in terms of sarcasm and eccentricity, who else can compare with them. Jieshuai only just scolds, but they are so good at talking every day."

Chen Yujuan suddenly felt sad: "Yes, when we make a mistake, the teachers criticize Sang and Huai with such terrible energy. Many times they feel that he can speak just because he can curse."

Yin Lianggong, who studied best, shook his head: "It's just that you didn't do it. In fact, just like Jie Shuai, he didn't talk about us because we completed the progress.

Teachers are all the same. They have a standard in mind for their students. If you achieve what you can achieve, they will be mediocre. If you exceed it, they will praise you. If you fail to achieve it, they will naturally criticize you.

Many people do not study well and will not be criticized for it, because they have achieved the teacher's expectations of them and completed the progress assigned by the teacher.

If he is naughty and breaks the rules, it will be a different matter. You see how depressed Senior Brother Xiang is recently, so he has broken the rules."

Qian Mingli raised his thumb and said: "Sure enough, the best scholar has clear principles."

Yin Lianggong pursed his lips: "There are many apprentices in the family, and you will understand naturally after seeing more. In fact, Yujuan just didn't think about it in this aspect. Her mother was pretty much the same when she taught her apprentices, right?"

Chen Yu'er took over: "That's not true. Nowadays, when recruiting apprentices in folk arts, they are actually looking for graduate students from schools. They already have a general foundation and are proficient in basic general studies. They just change from general studies to

I'm very professional, so if I make a mistake, I rarely get scolded, it's just punishment."

When mentioning the punishment work, everyone naturally turned their attention to Song He. Zhang Weigu thought thoughtfully: "Speaking of which, Senior Brother Song's punishment work is almost completed this time."

Song He looked bad and was sullen but could not say anything. King Kang would indeed start a banquet after seeing that he had completed his punishment, so he was always in a state of being punished. Therefore, his brothers were particularly looking forward to the completion of his punishment.

Li Ben, who had been silent until now, suddenly said: "Yesterday, I saw Sister Qianrou coming to deliver a cart of big fish, and then Senior Sister Manman went to buy peppercorns and sesame paste. I heard that the master also checked the chive flowers.

Condition, freshly fried with chili oil.”

Everyone looked at him, "fried with Gutanso peppers.", he added.

"(ˉ﹃ˉ)Ohhh...!"*n.

Everyone began to exercise seriously, but the topic inevitably strayed away - the exercise was all about hand movements.

——Stir-fried fish white—fish fillet hot pot—braised fish offal in soy sauce—charred fish bones—fried fish scales—braised fish balls—braised fish head—fish noodles in clear soup—cold fish skin—



After assigning Song He's daily punishment tasks, King Kang returned to Wanbing City to finalize the order for lake fish, and sent a few large ones back every once in a while. Recently, the aura content in the lake has steadily increased, and the lake fish has transformed into a high-level one.

, the meat quality changes very well, it is suitable for nourishing vitality, replenishing marrow, replenishing essence and strengthening the essence.

With "Battle Showdown", everyone's potential can also be improved a bit, but you can't eat too often, otherwise it will be over-replenished and it will be difficult to do.

Although it only took a short time, Wanbing City became significantly more prosperous.

Victor's golden guards were very fond of the alfalfa seedlings on the grassland in front of the city, and even began to like the increasingly cold lake water, and were also very close to the water in the irrigation canals.

Although there are not many facilities in the city, the National Defense Force sent a cooking team to open a small restaurant. The army's rough and heroic dishes are just what these Cossacks want, and they often throw in gold coins, which makes a lot of money.

After careful consideration, the Administration set up a service point here. It does not involve ratings, rewards, and task collection. It only does value appraisal, purchase of special products, and a store that sells earth supplies. The style looks like

Like an old pawn shop...

The universal equivalent is and is only domestic gold coins - in fact, King Kang also considered the issue of minting coins.

He had never paid attention to gold coins before, but he was shocked when Xing'erxian asked him if he had incorporated more than forty styles of gold coins into Wanbingdong's economic system.

After understanding, King Kang learned that the gold coins of the other world were actually automatically minted and issued by the Heart of the City. The city lord, the hero, was just like receiving a salary. He received funds from the Heart of the City every day and spent them freely according to the prosperity of the city.
Chapter completed!
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