Chapter 3 Young man, do you think I look like a god?
Wei Yi ran as hard as he could into the distance.
I waited until my whole body became weak and then slowly sat down.
"Huh...huh...huh..."
"It's... so exciting."
"After living...living for so many years...this is the first time I've encountered a ghost...it's really...it's really enlightening."
Wei Yi's breath was uneven, but at this time he couldn't help but speak.
It's not that he's too talkative.
But only in this way can he suppress his fear.
Because there are too many woods in the entire mountain, there are too many dark winds, and many Wei Yi are frightened.
Walking alone in the dark in such an environment.
If he doesn't find a way to vent, he feels that his whole body will collapse directly.
After resting for a while, he began to discern the direction.
Such a deep mountain.
Although he cannot know north, south, east, west, but he can run away with his back to the mass graves.
As long as you run in one direction, you will be able to run out of this weird mountain in the end.
"This mountain is too dangerous."
"Luckily I have you, otherwise I would be dead."
Wei Yi looked at the scarecrow in his hand happily.
Although he didn't know how to use the scarecrow, this scarecrow saved his life.
For him now, that's enough.
However, just after he finished speaking, he felt his stomach growling.
"Well……"
"This is too inappropriate."
Who said it was normal for him to be tired and hungry after running for such a long time, but the problem was that he didn't run out of the mountains.
Where can I find food at this time?
For a moment, he could only observe the very ordinary scarecrow in his hand.
This diverts my attention, so I'm not hungry.
Sudden.
Wei Yi was walking on the road when he suddenly heard a rustling sound on the roadside.
"Shashasha..."
The moment I heard this sound.
Wei Yi's expression changed.
No way?
Isn’t this how I memorize my ideas?
Just when he was praying, hoping that it was a small animal and not some monster.
The grass next to it moved.
"brush!"
A big ball of grass was pushed away from the middle.
A large stone block was revealed, with a figure on it facing away from him.
"Youngster~"
"Do you think I look like a god~"
The sound was like two grinding stones rolling, rough and sharp. Although it had a hint of vicissitudes of life, it gave people a strange feeling.
"Um?"
Wei Yi's eyes narrowed.
At this time, he had already seen the figure on the big stone.
All he saw was a small figure squatting on a stone block, probably no more than one meter tall.
Wearing a small worn felt hat on his head.
Two hay sticks were stuck from the top, making it look like it was dusty.
He was wearing something like a coir raincoat.
Those are clothes woven from horsetail.
There is also a braid made of Malian grass on the side.
He looks like an old man.
"Youngster~"
"Look at me, do I look like a god?"
When he asked the question a second time, his voice became even sharper, and the dark wind and dark night set off each other, making the whole night even more gloomy.
at the same time.
He raised his head slightly.
Under the night, although Wei Yi couldn't see clearly his face under the worn felt hat, he could still see his green eyes.
Those iconic beast eyes.
That cruel look.
Wei Yi recognized what it was in an instant.
Immediately afterwards.
His body was shaking a little.
Wong Tai Sin!
This is when I met Wong Tai Sin who was begging for help!
For a moment, he thought of the Jianghu story that his old man told him.
According to what the old man said.
Generally, when Wong Tai Sin seeks the title, it is the fate of both parties, and it is beneficial to both parties.
but.
Everything is based on the premise that Wong Tai Sin is following the right path and practicing the righteous Dharma.
And the criteria for judging all this is very simple.
That's the problem he's asking for.
If you were asked: "Fellow, do you think I look like a human being~"
At the same time, I bow to you when I speak.
Then you only need to say to him: "Like a human being."
At this time, he will roll on the ground and turn into a human form.
At this time, both parties were very happy.
but.
If you encounter someone who is not taking the right path, you will ask different questions.
Especially if someone asks you whether you are like a god or an immortal, that is a completely evil way.
After all, this request for a title is based on the luck of both parties. You are an ordinary person, and if you grant someone a title, the other person's practice can reward you in return.
but.
How can ordinary people become immortals and gods?
That is exclusive to the Human Emperor.
If you agree, your family will be implicated for generations from now on.
If the Yin spirit is unstable, the Yang person will suffer.
In the end, after he has finished asking for a seal, he still has to empty out all your internal organs and control you to build a temple.
obviously.
The fierce-looking Wong Tai Sin in front of him, who looks like a little old man, is a standard evil way.
Wei Yi is thinking.
However, Wong Tai Sin opposite saw that he had asked twice and the other party had not responded, so he became a little impatient.
"Afterlife..."
“Do you think I look like a god??”
The voice was shrill and sharp, and the half-crouching figure stood up, its claws glowed blue in the shadow, and its green eyes became even colder.
not good!
Wei Yi was shocked.
This Wong Tai Sin is already impatient.
If we delay further, I'm afraid things may develop in an unpredictable direction.
"I see you..."
"I think you look like cow shit!!"
Wei Yi shouted loudly, with a fierce look in his eyes, and he rushed towards Wong Tai Sin in three steps and two steps at a time.
If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you think I'm a sick cat.
Ghosts don't have bodies, they just bully me, but even a yellow guy like you dares to threaten me.
I guess you have never seen the iron fist of the proletariat.
"die!"
An inexplicable force appeared. Wei Yi grabbed the straw raincoat with his right hand, squeezed the scarecrow with his left hand, and hit Huang Pizi's head with his iron fist.
The coir raincoat that was originally disguised as a human being now became a prison for him, and he couldn't break free for a while.
"Young man, you have made a big mistake."
"You will...ah!!"
Before the sharp voice could finish speaking, Wei Yi received an old punch.
"It's your fault!"
"Die to me!!"
Wei Yi also got angry.
The whole person was like a madman, and he grabbed the scarecrow and hammered Wong Tai Sin hard.
Every time the hammer was struck, the straw man was getting hot, but it was because he was too excited to feel anything.
All the grievances and all the anger were violently vented under this old punch, punch, punch, punch!
Huang Pizi was still resisting at first, but in the end, he could only twitch uncontrollably.
Wei Yi's hands were dripping with blood, and even the scarecrow was covered in blood. Even Huang Pizi had no idea that he had died.
finally.
Overwhelmed with joy and sorrow, Wei Yi felt his body go limp, and the scarecrow in his hand actually came out of his hand, piercing the darkness in his confused eyes.
Then, there was just a trance, and he vaguely felt that he had come out of the barren mountain, because he saw the moon.
The next moment, he felt as if he had fallen heavily to the ground. He fainted and fell to the ground without taking a breath.
Only the scarecrow continues to heat up.
Suddenly a carriage passed by on the main road. The driver found Wei Yi lying on the ground and suddenly exclaimed:
"Sir, there is an injured Taoist priest here."
A gentle voice suddenly sounded in the car and said to the groom:
"Bring him up."
Chapter completed!