Fourth update

When he woke up in the morning, Zhao Ziyue got up from the sofa in the living room sadly again.

The bedroom door was closed, and Zifeng had not woken up yet.

Zhao Ziyue approached the crack in the door, and through the only gap, the faint fragrance floated out from time to time. Seeing Zifeng's lazy sleeping position on the bed, Zhao Ziyue's animal swallowed hard with a gurgle. Damn, the broken bed I bought from the fritters market for 80 yuan was even more blessed than me. Two consecutive nights, one night was a top beauty. Zhao Ziyue's animal had the desire to change his identity with this bed.

I put on my clothes, ran to the kitchen in the back and drank a glass of water, and went downstairs to practice morning. It seemed that I hadn't practice morning for a long time. By the way, I called the old beggar.

After knocking on the door for a long time, the old beggar opened the door cursingly.

When Zhao Ziyue saw it, she was shocked and exclaimed: "Damn it, I'm so immature. What kind of plane are you doing? If you watch too many action movies, you will still be masturbating. Your mother is seeking death!"

I saw the old beggar in front of me, with her upper body naked, only a coat on her body, and a pair of red shorts on her lower body. Her hair was messy and her eyes were covered with blood. She didn't know if she was excited or had chicken blood, but now she turned into pig liver color.

The old beggar looked at Zhao Ziyue with a sleepy look, turned around, ran back to the bed, and ignored him.

Zhao Ziyue pushed open the door and walked in. The room was filled with a strange smell, like a stinky salted fish and a strange smell when some dead animal rotted. There were also romantic action movies playing on the computer, and delicate moans came from time to time. As soon as Zhao Ziyue entered the door, he sucked his nose, "Oh my god!" He is also the legendary Hong Kong feet that are more domineering than poison gas bombs.

He glanced at the old beggar who was sleeping with his head covered on the bed. Zhao Ziyue smiled and cursed, "I'm old and didn't wash my feet, right? I said you are so old, why don't you care about your body so much? Let's leave, stop sleeping, go to morning exercise with me."

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Zhao Ziyue shook her head helplessly, continued to hold her breath and said, "Okay, I was defeated by you. I'll invite you to eat beggar chicken, how about it?"

The quilt moved slightly, but the old beggar didn't say anything.

"Okay! I'm convinced you. Since you want to die so much, I'll just do it as a good thing. After I come back, I copied all the action movies downloaded from my computer and gave them to you. Are you always satisfied now?"

Suddenly, the old beggar sat up from the bed, stared at Zhao Ziyue's eyes and asked, "You promised me, I didn't force you, a man is still a real man, you are not allowed to regret it."

Zhao Ziyue said disdainfully: "Look at what you said, am I the kind of capricious person?"

"Okay! The deal!" The old beggar said with a serious look on his face.

"make a deal!"

With a bang, the two of them hit the palm of their hands in the air.

If the expression was seen by people who didn't know the details, they might think that the two big men were finalizing a big deal of millions. But who would have thought that the two masters and apprentices who were not the most vulgar and had only the more vulgar, just for the transaction of several Japanese romance action movies.

Finally leaving the door and getting rid of the smell of salty fish, Zhao Ziyue felt refreshed. The old beggar followed behind, yawning constantly, with a sleepy expression.

The weather today was very good, there was no fog, no wind, and the temperature in the air was not very cold. The sun, who had been sleeping coquettishly for a night, also showed half of his face. It was really a good weather to go out for a escort in the forest to fight wildly. Seeing such a good weather, Zhao Ziyue suddenly became very excited, but after holding it in for a long time, he didn't highlight a word. Damn, I think I only have a junior high school diploma and elementary school culture. I asked me to go to college, but the Department of Architecture is also a department of architecture. Hehe, I don't know if there are many beauties in this department. Zhao Ziyue yy thought.

Not long after, the two of them came to the edge of the city and stopped in a quiet forest. The leaves had fallen, giving people a bleak atmosphere.

The old beggar walked to a stone bench, sat up, took out the wine gourd, and took a beautiful sip. Zhao Ziyue hurried forward and took out a cigarette and handed it to the old beggar.

The old beggar glanced at him and said maliciously: "Tell me, what's the matter? I've been tossing my old beggar early in the morning. What's your gossip?"

Zhao Ziyue smiled shyly, stuffed the cigarette into Lao Hua's hand, scratched her head, and said embarrassedly: "Actually... it's nothing. It's not that I haven't seen you old for a long time. I miss you very much. I just want to make some delicious treats to treat you old. By the way - I want to hear your old man's unique insights on Wujianzhi."

The old beggar said contemptly: "You kid raise your butt, I know what you want to shit. Don't you just want to learn the last trick of the Wuji technique? Just say it, it's like constipation, as for it?"

Zhao Ziyue smiled and said, "Don't be angry, old man, I'm afraid that our unique skills will be lost. If you get excited when watching a Japanese action movie one day, you will go to the King of Hell to report and take away the magical skills, wouldn't it be a waste of resources?"

The old beggar smiled and was not annoyed. She hadn't been quarrel with this little boy for a long time, and she was so idle that she almost had a bird out of her mouth. When the two of them lived together, they were really verbal after dinner. It was a big battle!

After taking a sip of wine, the old beggar said, "It's okay to tell you, but you have to swear that you can't use Wuji to steal someone's wife, you can't use Wuji to steal banks, you can't use Wuji to sell the country to the enemy, you can't use Wuji to bully the weak..."

The old beggar said that he was flirting with beauty, but the only listener, Zhao Ziyue, was so unsuccessful that he was about to doze off.

Finally, after the old beggar finished his speech, he felt dry mouth, raised the wine gourd and took a big mouthful.

Zhao Ziyue quickly cheered up and clapped his palms hard. The little slap made a loud noise.

The old beggar was very helpful. He glanced at Zhao Ziyue with smugness, coughed dryly, and said, "Okay, Comrade Xiao Zhao would like to tell him what he said after the meeting. Everyone welcomed—" As he said that, the old beggar took the lead in applauding.

Zhao Ziyue was overwhelmed, and damn it came again. In the past, after two people had dinner, they would hold a family talk meeting, sit on the earthen kang, and the old beggar first talked about a paragraph and then let Zhao Ziyue talk about his feelings, but Zhao Ziyue would retort, so the two would fight each other, fighting to the death.

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Chapter completed!