Black gypsy Wrangler is driving on the solemn asphalt road.

At this time, a text message came from Zhao Ziyue's mobile phone. He picked it up and saw that it was sent by Yanan, just two words - busy? [bsp;    Zhao Ziyue smiled slightly and replied: Not busy. He is going to the military district with a brother to do something.

Yanan replied: Oh. I’ll help you decorate the house. You can go and take a look if you have time.

Zhao Ziyue simply called with her cell phone, and after Yanan answered, she smiled and said, "Thank you for your hard work. Do you need a reward?"

Yanan said with a hoarse voice: "Okay, the reward is you."

Zhao Ziyue smiled and said, "I only sell myself but not my skills. By the way, I wonder if the bed in the bedroom is big or soft?"

Yanan smiled and said, "Big! It's big, enough for you to hug on the bed. As for whether it's soft or not? You'll know if you try it yourself?"

Zhao Ziyue heard Yanan's sweet and charming voice coming from the receiver, and an evil fire rose involuntarily from her lower abdomen. She took a deep breath and said to the microphone: "Little fairy, don't be lustful* tempt me to be careful, I will punish you on the spot!"

Yanan, on the other end of the phone, was excited and said provocatively: "Come on! Come on! If you don't come, you are not a man!"

"Don't you know the best whether I am a man?" Zhao Ziyue said with a wicked smile.

"Hate!" Yanan's delicate voice came from the receiver. "To be honest, do you miss someone..."

"I think!" Zhao Ziyue replied honestly: "As soon as I see the bed, I think of you, and I still think of you as afraid of height..."

"You are a big pervert! A big pervert..." Yanan cursed in a delicate voice. But in Zhao Ziyue's ears, Yanan's call was even more erotic than Yanan's bed. No wonder people say that beating is kissing or yelling or love. It seems that Yanan really falls in love with him.

Da Tianer smiled ambiguously while driving the car. He probably would have understood the look of men. He was in a good mood. He was indeed a human being. He lived for a short time, but he died for a long time. While he was still alive, would he be happy for the gods?

Zhao Ziyue said to the microphone: "Okay, Yanan, don't make trouble. I'll pick you up tonight. Let's try whether the quality of the big bed is up to standard and whether the elasticity and flexibility meet the standards."

"This is almost the same." Yanan said.

Zhao Ziyue looked at the time and said, "I'll pick you up tonight. Remember to wash your butt white and wait for my king's happiness."

Yanan's charming laughter came from the receiver, and she laughed and said, "Okay. If you are punctual, sister, I'll take you to take a bath together."

Zhao Ziyue swallowed his saliva hatefully and said, "I'm going to answer you tonight and wait for my phone call. Let's go and feel the artistic conception of the back facing the sea and the spring flowers blooming."

"I haven't seen you for a few days, can you still do your poems? Well, I won't disturb you from doing the serious business. See you in the evening." Yanan said.

Zhao Ziyue also replied that he saw you well in the evening. He hung up the phone. He was a little overwhelmed. After several times of nourishment, he became more and more charming. Why did he have a little bit of Manni's shadow?

Seeing Datian Er's car speed getting slower and slower, he put down his glass and greeted the soldiers who were walking by the car.

Suddenly, he seemed to remember something. Zhao Ziyue asked, "Second, why are you not holding the sentries in the military compound in the military region? That posture! Holding your chest up and looking up, standing outside the military region gate, it represents the image of Xiangshan Military Region."

Da Tian Er smiled bitterly, looking at Zhao Ziyue and said, "Brother, it's okay if you don't mention your image, but I'm bad about this image. That time, a foreign female reporter came to the military district to interview. I can't figure out whether it's an American or a British person. She's blonde and blue-eyed, she's pretty anyway. She's just like the heroines in European and American A-sciences on the computer..." Da Tian Er smiled evilly.

Zhao Ziyue looked at Da Tianer's extremely vulgar smile and scolded: "Damn it! You might as well be molesting a foreign female reporter?"

Datian Er waved his hand and said, "Where! How dare I... That time was the special interview made by the beautiful reporter to the entire military region. Of course, we also had something that we could not see, and we were not allowed to take photos. In the end, the beautiful reporter was about to leave. When the car that sent her to the gate, after she repeatedly begged, the leader reluctantly agreed to let her take a photo with the guards. I happened to be on duty. So the beautiful reporter ran to me and asked her to take a photo with him..."

"This is a good thing! So what's wrong?" Zhao Ziyue asked.

Da Tianer scratched his head embarrassedly and said embarrassedly: "Just when she stood with me and a leader, I...I couldn't help but let out a loud fart..."

Zhao Ziyue was stunned at first, then laughed loudly, and laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth. He also pointed at Da Tianer and said, "Old second... I... I just realized now... I found out that you are such a living treasure..." Da Tianer's face turned red because his smile was a little red. One hand was on the steering wheel, and the other hand scratched his head awkwardly.

After laughing for five minutes, Zhao Ziyue panted and asked, "Did you eat onions that day?"

Datian Er replied honestly: "I didn't eat onions. I had diarrhea that day and I ran to the cottage several times... In my miserable military career, I was sent to the pig farm to raise pigs, from the pig farm to guard the outpost, from the guard post to the gate of the military region, and finally from the front of the military region to the military region canteen. When I arrived at the canteen, I thought, we have fed thousands of pigs, and these thousands of people are not a piece of cake. But I haven't lived for a few days and have been making trouble again."

Zhao Ziyue asked in confusion: "So what's wrong?"

Datian Er looked at the open-air parking lot in front and said, "I should be unlucky that time. When the purchasing agent went out to buy rice for making porridge, he didn't know why he got it into Croton. That day happened to make porridge, so..."

"So all the soldiers in the military region drank your croton porridge, and then they all went to the toilet to squat the pit." Zhao Ziyue interrupted.

Da Tian Er snapped his fingers and said, "The correct answer is, that's it. You can imagine that thousands of people carrying their pants to go to the toilet, which is unprecedentedly spectacular."

Zhao Ziyue burst into laughter again, almost laughing so hard that she was overwhelmed. It was impossible to tell that Datian Er was really a complete treasure, and these experiences could be changed into comedy.

"My grandfather also saw that I was not born to be a soldier, so I asked me to withdraw from the military camp and let me be free. Then I met Brother Diao, Brother Kai, and of course you, Brother Big Brother." Datian Er said with a thrilling spirit: "Don't say, we are really doing well in society, much more comfortable than being in the military camp."

Zhao Ziyue smiled and said nothing.
Chapter completed!