"Uh, I" Diao Xiaoman and Yang Jiujiu looked at each other, feeling that they had read all these years of books in vain. They were still a sensational figure in the school and won the title of Best Distinguisher in the college debate between domestic undergraduate colleges. Unexpectedly, they had no chance of winning when they had ever had a quarrel with this little girl.

Zhao Ziyue was in the middle and said, "Let's go. I'll go back with you."

It’s better to mess with villains than women.

Leaving two young nurses with big eyes, Zhao Ziyue and Xia Sprite sat in the back seat, and Chen Luhua ran to the front to sit in the cab and acted as drivers.

Zhao Ziyue grinned at Chen Luhua, and the other party started the car expressionlessly and ignored him. This also made Zhao Ziyue feel relieved. She was arrested for teasing the beauty in public. Zhao Ziyue turned out to be a little worried, but now it seems that Chen Luhua is not angry with him.

When Miss Chen was angry, she made a small move, which was that her brows would frown into an S-shaped shape, and the silence she usually showed was just because of her nature.

Xia Sprite said behind, "Brother Ziyue, when will you marry Lu Hua, u, Sister Chen Chen pass by?"

Zhao Ziyue turned around with a wry smile and said, "I wonder if there is any misunderstanding in the middle?"

Last time I took Chen Luhua to save Lingyun, I did touch Chen Luhua's breasts and thighs, but it was all in the battle, and it was inevitable to protect her. Who said that you can get pregnant by touching?

God bless me, I just touched it a few times inadvertently, it wasn't intentional.

"Misunderstanding? Brother Ziyue, do you know how important a woman's chastity is?" Xia Sprite said angrily.

After pausing, Xia Sprite continued, "Even if it's a misunderstanding, you can't go out to have a beautiful girl. We haven't done anything yet, and we can't afford the women outside."

Crouch

The car suddenly lost control and turned several turns in a row before it returned to normal. He almost rushed into the school's big flower bed. Chen Luhua parked the car on the side of the road in a mess, turned around and shouted loudly: "Xia Sprite, if you talk so randomly again, I will sew your mouth."

The car didn't drive far away. When I stopped in the school parking lot, I could see that the two girls were establishing their power.

After parting with Chen Luhua, Zhao Ziyue led the baby-faced girl Xia Sprite to the classroom. There was no way, the domineering course of Mr. Bald Teacher began again.

Teacher Sun of "Architectural Research and Appreciation of Ancient Chinese Culture" was still full of energy when giving lectures. In sharp contrast to his emotions, the snoring sounds in the classroom were heard one after another. He didn't care about the students' reactions to his course content, and continued to speak on his own and entertained himself.

Optimus Prime pulled a pile of tissues with disgust and intercepted Ma Liang's saliva on his own territory. He said to Zhao Ziyue, who was sitting in the front row of him: "Next time, let Ma Liang sit by himself, I dare not sit with him anymore. His saliva spread into a river, and the whole table was like a flood."

Li Kezhu has now developed a habit that whenever he is in class, he will put a few packs of tissues in his pocket, just to be afraid that Ma Liang's saliva will flow over the river and flow to half of his table.

Seeing Zhao Ziyue and Xia Sprite pursed their lips, Li Kezhu said with a smile: "This old man is really weird. It seems that his purpose is not to teach students a lot of knowledge, but to enjoy the pleasure of standing on the podium and speaking freely. Poster, you have the highest prestige in the class and respond to it. Otherwise, when you take Teacher Sun's class next time, you can simply organize the people in the class to go shopping. I guess this old man can tell you two classes to the empty classroom."

"What? get out of class is over?" When Ma Liang was sleeping soundly, he heard Li Kezhu say the word "class". He thought it was over, so he raised his head and asked blankly.

Ma Liang should actually change his name to Ma Da Laba. The words he suddenly came out overshadowed Teacher Sun's voice and woke up other students who were sleeping. Teacher Sun, who was intoxicated in his own world, also discovered the existence of this heresy, and used the chalk in his hand to dot Ma Liang, saying: "What style does this Song Dynasty call the regular script of Yan Zhenqing and Liu Gongquan?"

"Yan Liuti?" Ma Liang was confused when he suddenly heard the teacher ask him to answer the question. He glanced around but couldn't get the answer, so he had to guess.

"Very good. Seeing the saliva flowing on your desk, I was worried that you would answer that you were naked." The old man said with a stern face.

Everyone was shocked, and then they realized that this bald old man should not be underestimated. Who can become a professor at Xiangshan University without a tough life?

Ma Liang's face turned red and his neck was thick, and he almost lowered his head under the table.

After class, the old man walked out of the classroom with his textbook in his arms, the laughter that everyone had been holding in his stomach was finally released unscrupulously. He pointed at Ma Liang and laughed wildly, including those guys who had no less saliva on the table than Ma Liang.

"You two guys are so unfaithful that they don't even tell me the answer." Ma Liang said depressedly, this time it was so embarrassing.

"I said everything, but you didn't hear it myself." Li Kezhu laughed.

"Your answer is also good, you are not talking about naked body." Zhao Ziyue also fell into trouble.

"Oh, I'm not careful in making friends. I used to complain that there were no girls in the class. Now it seems that it's not a bad thing to not have a girl in the first place. At least I didn't make a fool of myself in front of the beautiful women." Thinking of this, Ma Liang became happy again.

Before the head teacher Lu Jigui walked to the door, he heard the laughter coming from the classroom. He was puzzled and walked in and asked with a smile: "What's the happy event? So happy?"

Teacher Lu’s student relationship is quite good, so someone told him what happened in the class just now. Teacher Lu said with a smile: “If you listen carefully, you will find that Professor Sun’s knowledge is very profound. Many alumni who entered society after graduation often slept in Professor Sun’s class, but now it is too late to regret it when talking about it back then. Learning Chinese ancient culture knowledge has a very important role in future architecture. Don’t regret it like your senior brothers.”

After seeing Zhao Ziyue, Teacher Lu's eyes lit up and he said, "Class Zhao Ziyue comes to my office."

Zhao Ziyue followed Teacher Lu out of the classroom with suspicion.

"Sprite, can you sing?"

"Won't."

“Where are you dancing?”

"Won't."

“Tell a story?”

Xia Sprite looked at Zhao Ziyue in confusion and asked, "Brother Ziyue, why are you asking about this?"

Zhao Ziyue smiled wryly and said, "Teacher Lu came to me just now and said that it was Christmas a few days, and our department will also release a program. The people who stayed in the school in the Department of Architecture are all wood-burned. Where did you ask me to find someone to publish such a program?"

Xia Sprite said sadly: "Brother Ziyue, I'm sorry, I can't help you. I'm very stupid, I can't sing or dance. I'd better if Sister Lingyun was there."

Zhao Ziyue shook her head and said, "Xue'er can't help, she can't sing or dance."

Speaking of singing and dancing, Zhao Ziyue suddenly remembered someone. Xue Lingyun's younger brother Xue Lingzhi, the thin blind boy who entered "Come on, Good Man".

Optimus Prime stretched his head over and asked, "Are there any specific requirements? Can you get anything?"

Zhao Ziyue said: "I didn't say that. As long as you can enjoy your auditory and vision health program."

"I definitely can't go up and perform pole dance." Ma Liang said with a smile.

"Go to die. Let's talk about serious things." Li Kezhu slapped Ma Liang, stood up and said, "I'll go and ask."

It happened to be the end of get out of class, and some people in the class were still in the classroom. After Li Kezhu ran out and called the students standing in the corridor chatting in, he ran to the podium and knocked on the board and wiped the board. When everyone calmed down and focused on him, he smiled apologetically and said, "Sorry, I'll bother everyone for a while. That's right. According to the tradition of the school, Christmas will be held in a few days, and each class will hold a Christmas party. This party is a grand event in the school, and each department has to prepare a program. Originally, the school ignored our department and said that there were few people in our department and might not be able to make a program. Our teacher Lu argued with reason and obtained a place for such a program."

What a joke, there are fewer people in the sophomore construction department with hundreds of people?

Li Kezhu has ulterior motives.

"Brothers, our department is small, and the yang is strong and the yin is weak, but this is not a reason for others to look down on. The Christmas party is a big stage. Can't our department even make small waves turn up? When others sing, dancing, applauding and cheering, we can only sit down stupidly, because none of the performers on the stage are actors of our own department?"

The more Li Kezhu spoke, the more excited he became, and his expression became more and more excited, as if the sophomore architecture department would be a shame and humiliation if it was not prepared to release a program.

"I don't believe it anymore. I really can't prepare a program for such a large architecture department? Those who can sing, dance, perform crosstalk sketches, and play magic. As long as you know one's specialty, you can sign up for Zhao Ziyueyue. Remember, when you stand on the stage, you represent not only yourself, but also the honor of our entire architecture department. Our applause cannot be warm, but it is definitely from the heart."

After saying this, thunderous applause rang out in the classroom. The male compatriots were encouraged by Li Kezhu, and they all felt like they had eaten the big and elixir.

"Who said we can't prepare for the show? I'll go and talk to him about it."

"That's right, although our department is not as talented as other classes, we have to make a big splash at the Christmas party performance."

"Brothers, don't hide any specialties, hurry up and get on."

Everyone was filled with righteous indignation, only the squad leader Lin Feng's face was gloomy. The corners of his mouth trembled twice, and his eyes became fierce.
Chapter completed!